Lapodcast (local Anaesthetic Podcast) - The Most Trusted Name In Local News

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: NHS cuts hit hard in Scotland. Davis Attenborough apologises for wanton destruction of theme park model. New record price set for bottle of Cherryade by Welshman. Adult cinema withdraws concessionary membership for under 18s. Also revealed: We extinguish the camp fire...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Unexplained rise in anti-social behaviour linked to guest ale in South East London. Middle class revealed to be stealing from John Lewis for fun. Woman denies being hero after strangling woodland creature. Fantasist apologises to friends and family after local paper story greatly exaggerates boring stag do. Also revealed: We make some generalisations...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: MP triumphs over local dog to win marginal seat. Hospital praises contractor for cutting costs of confidential waste disposal. Aggressive beggars ruining area for upstanding casual drinkers. Visiting celebrity coerced into promoting under threat tourist attraction. Also revealed: We invade Instagram (we're @lapodcast in case you're interested)...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Farage has photo taken with potential immigrants in petrol station. Cowboy mourns loss of wallet following near fatal heart attack. Footballer caught scoring sacked by club. Sex cinema reveals stiff members only policy. Also revealed: We fail to learn from our mistakes...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Missing parrot berated for woeful grasp of English. Search for naked pervert builds to climax. Legless individual cons taxi driver out of fare. Good Samaritan criticised over questionable call to emergency services. Also revealed: Rob enquires about a celebratory pint...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Fisherman redefines what constitutes high-speed chase. Cloud-shaped cloud revealed to be cloud. Pensioner foils trousers thief. Babysitter uses Craigslist without adequate training. Also revealed: We read a review (of a supermarket)...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Heritage railway shunted into corner over position on hardcore porn film. Woman sees nothing through window. Local vicar unmasked as renegade street artist. Cafe attempts to regain license by agreeing to curtail adult nights and install indoor toilet. Also revealed: Rob is exonerated...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Pervert outraged following April Fools' prank at bike shop. Man shacks up with formerly famous eagle. Court finds cardboard toilets now worth the paper they're printed on. Charity inundated with donations following bouncing breast event. Also revealed: Rob is unmasked as an April fool...

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Bogus masseur alleged to carry clipboard. Postman sacked off after failure to deliver. Drunken pig banned from pub following spate of anti-social behaviour. Local council's Feline Refuse Disposal Officer leaps into action again. Also revealed: We ask 'have you donated yet?'

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Journalist finally rewarded with membership of 'private club' after string of articles boost revenue. Lovejoy wannabe has motor home and trailer full of antiques stolen. Teacher calls God seeking career advice. Tesco shock at sudden increase in banana sales. Also revealed: Rob goes for a walk and Alex has an unwelcome visitor...

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Cow wears bike as fashion accessory. Man warms member in toast. Customers report uneasy feeling after visit to fast food restaurant. Sleepy burglar rudely awakened. Also revealed: Rob makes his move...

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Former scout calls local paper after changing his mind about becoming astronaut despite ability to name all planets in order. X-rated version of Fifty Shades of Grey in 4D proves too much for cinema goers. Woman has breakfast following car crash. Toddler fails to give reasonable defence for watching television without license. Also revealed: Rob confesses to staging a photo opportunity...

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Editor beats morning stiffness. Homeowner banned from keeping tea towels for 5 years. Local newspaper gives blow by blow account of visit to sex cinema. Cambodian family deprived of literacy by Parcel Force. Also revealed: Alex gets the gift of time...

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Pub critic assaulted by inflatable goalpost. Roger Moore blackmailed into reading local paper.  Interpol launches international manhunt for feline serial killer. Man questions life plan after selling surfboard to buy £300 picture of laptop. Also revealed: Alex launches an appeal!

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: 'Car Park Pete' causes city of Derby to declare bankruptcy. B&B's optional extras package results in threefold increase in bookings.  Mysterious blue fox checks out of Travelodge. Complaint over excessive use of innuendo casts shadow over train guard's illustrious career. Also revealed: We read a sexy bedtime story!

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Michael forced to change password. One-hit wonder attacks holidaymaker after table ownership dispute.  Author traumatised by 'factual' randy ghost hitchhiker story. Police apologise after fat joke results in numerous road closures. Also revealed: Alex buys a book!

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Bathroom showroom manager admits distributing illegal bus stop fetish porn. Ketamine experiment findings highlight Croydon to have 'nicest' people in London.  Dog lover reveals intention to have all dog bridal party. Struggling artist turns to local news headlines in desperation. Also revealed: We receive a strong early contender for E-Fit of the Year...

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Charitable man gives £3,000 to unlucky pair. Restaurant manager's racist rant following disagreement over the Louisiana Purchase.  Sexually frustrated couple use light-hearted festive comedy sketch as therapy. Jeweller denies knowledge of deliberate drain blockage which led to record sales due to sewage flood. Also revealed: We briefly mourn the passing of Tigger...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com      Stories this week include: Beauty queen wins Mediocre Smile of the Year award. Rare Bulgarian Shyte Hawk spotted in Kent. The Special One denies rumoured signing of Jesus Christ. Ex-porn star releases budget French cook book which includes recipes such as sucre sur la pain and cornflakes avec de l'eau. Also revealed: Um Bongo, Um Bongo, they drink it on the podcast...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com      Stories this week include: Barrister charged with contempt of court after making excessive number of lamppost related jokes during trail. Police arrest squirrel under the Terrorism Act following standoff in school playground. Operation Yuletree releases more detailed description of criminal dressed as Santa Claus after 10,000+ suspected sightings. Woman reveals that she believed Blackheath park bench stranger to be a nutter. Also revealed: We start work on our new bestselling novel 'Croquet in Baghdad'...