Lapodcast (local Anaesthetic Podcast) - The Most Trusted Name In Local News

Stories this week include: Fire Brigade praised by RSPCA for coming to the aid of a bullied parakeet. Online fraudster lands major book deal after raunchy phishing scripts go viral.  Pirate cafe fails to float everyone's boat. Local newspaper apologises for suggesting children should be sacrificed when confronted with a cougar attacked. Also revealed: We plan a trip to the Magic Kingdom... Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Thank you all for your continued support, see you in 2016! Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include: Man assaulted by fish tank. Rumours of Peter Gabriel auditioning monkeys for new project spread.  Police Christmas tree far from arresting. Football fan outsmarted by mascot. Also revealed: We champion a new nickname for Mr Duncan Smith MP... Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include: Hair and beauty students learn how those with mental illness change light bulbs. Woman defends noise complaint against neighbour's cries for help. Man accidentally attends yet another racist puppet show. Organisers admit that event theme of 'burn the disabled' may not have been in the spirit of Christmas. Also revealed: Alex gets a belated birthday/early Christmas present... Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include: Christmas lights resembling pair of pants get taken down. African head of state beginning to resemble sci-fi villain. Sale of massive knitted bra reveals knockers from far and wide. Idiots register interest in purchasing glorified shed. Also revealed: We revisit a well-loved cop show... Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include: Disgruntled builder exacts revenge on local 'celebrity'. Charity bake sale takes unexpected erotic turn. NHS to begin recruiting specialist pigeons to replace junior doctors. 80 mile 'other realm' golden bridge fails to reunite man with former lover. Also revealed: Rob has a new job...hopefully Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions. Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Local paper takes up residence in newly opened Awesome Tower. Man outraged after supermarket chain refuses to pay off mortgage in compensation for mouldy drink. Fast food giant attempts to sue ex-employee for excess use of ketchup. Another deplorable Hunt speaks out against Corbyn. Also revealed: Rob admires some Turkish topiary

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions. Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Security guard stolen by shoplifter. Woman speaks out after vicious attack leaves her unable to hold hors d'oeuvre plate at parties. Phat Duong threatened by King Kong following alleged damage to his Ferrari. Witness confused by what constitutes a big cat. Also revealed: We pitch a light-hearted cartoon about a serial shoplifter and her crazy antics...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions. Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Woman retreats to Scotland to avoid comparisons to comedy scarecrow. Serial adulterer Tom Jones struggles to understand wife's depression. Falcons make break for freedom following failed record attempt. Well-endowed Spiderman has breakdown at children's party. Also revealed: We debated on whether to call an ambulance...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions. Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Man protects baby from teenager brandishing confetti. Tories unveil plans to tax the under-threes. Foul play leaves grandfather heartbroken. Husband's anger at emergency services delay in responding to his letter requesting urgent assistance. Also revealed: We consider recording a Spanish language podcast called 'La Podcast'...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions. Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Prime Minister banned from West Yorkshire pig race fundraiser. Couple enjoy trip to local park to feed the rats. Man forcibly removed from children's party after performing unsettling pigeon 'trick'. Decapitated gingerbread man sparks police investigation in Derby. Also revealed: We give instructions on how to judge a book by its cover...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions. Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com Stories this week include: Local idiot digs own grave. Zoo owner denies taking frustration out on animals after failed license renewal. Scruff man wins political talent show. Abusive marketing strategy works wonders for failing restaurant Also revealed: We discuss the New World Order...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Abstract retelling of Lewis Carroll's classic entitled Tony Blair in Wonderland opens to mixed reviews. Bournemouth residents demand a better class of tramp. Anonymous vigilante remains anonymous. Misleading 'ponies and puppies' event provokes outrage in Welsh village. Also revealed: Is Alex the victim of an elaborate washing machine based prank...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Supermarket pulls crunch fish finger range after safety concerns. Grandmother attempts to stage amateur production of West Side Story with gang of feral peacocks found in kitchen. Channel 5 denies exploring viability of migrant themed game shows after receiving ill-conceived list of concepts via e-mail. Customer complains to supermarket. Supermarket responses. Also revealed: A strange, talking, Cockney Weetabix...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Bragging criminal fails to impress petrol station cashier. Protests continue as Jack the Ripper museum fails to adequately convey plight of suffragettes. Company refuses to collect skip containing light aircraft. Rotting fish corpse thought to be prop from low budget film 'Pikenado!' Also revealed: We discuss the merits of the Natural History Museum...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Serial gardener wanted by police. Beloved lawn ornament makes a break for freedom. Notorious Norfolk biker gang believed to be behind string of broken marriages. Unconfirmed sightings of weaponised falcon reported over Kent. Also revealed: Rob camps it up...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Course designed for able-bodied to experience disability branded offensive and tasteless. Man claims to have domesticated seagull. Jeremy Hunt delayed response to #ImInWorkJeremy backlash due to extended weekend break. Woman hunted down by supermarket chain following mouldy sweetcorn complaint. Also revealed: We drop some hints...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Investigative journalist secures exclusive interview with woman during act of public urination. Man fails to explain unexpected erection following supermarket trip. Melodramatic mother manages to ruin son's birthday yet again. Big cats in Gloucestershire believed to have acquired firearms. Also revealed: The Woodland Murder Detectives face an uncertain future...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Dinosaur eggs designed to 'inspire imagination' triggers state of panic among children in primary school. Residents express anger after neighbour's extension blocks out sun. Michael Jackson impersonator struggles to light candle. Party members throw backing behind 'Vote Labour and Win a Microwave!' slogan ahead of the 2020 election. Also revealed: Rob tells some 'jokes'...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Fossil hunter finds dog sized dinosaur skeleton in Wales. Family request information after theft of hideous garden ornament. Local vigilante remains anonymous despite revealing identity. Man loses perspective after close encounter with pike.   Also revealed: We reveal a cunning plan...

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.   Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com     Stories this week include: Production company needlessly slaughters dinosaur to promote film. Reputable door-to-door fish salesman vilified by police. Buzzard continues reign of terror in local park. Driver claims severe damage to car following accident appeared to aid performance. Also revealed: We discuss the benefits of electoral fraud...