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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com      Stories this week include: Bus driver arrested by grammar police. Gas safety certificate containing declaration of love backfires spectacularly. Blindness curse lifted by 'magical' optician. Hospital's theatrical production based upon Greek mythology in jeopardy after Icarus goes method. Also revealed: Alex unwittingly returns to Dickensian London...sort of.

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com      Stories this week include: Manager politely reminds customer that staff will not exchange money for sex. Man demands refund from pet manufacturer after taking traumatised dog on luxury spa break. Woman disappointed after impulse buy with suggestive name turns out to be toy chicken. Cream tea offered as compensation to working class mother. Also revealed: We demand to know how far away the goats are?!

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com      Stories this week include: Catford celebrates victory in UK's sexiest bus route competition. Court hears depraved man suggest Crayford day trip to unsuspecting partner. Driver refuses to pay delivery charge on chicken tikka after ploughing car in takeaway window. Restaurateur cautioned by police after force feeding expired food produce to grandmother following food hygiene inspection. Also revealed: Our top three tips for correctly identifying excrement...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com      Stories this week include: Protestors get their bloody meat out in Central London. Woman hands over £1,500 to bogus door-to-door council tax collector. Criminal slams cost of coach hire as daylight robbery. Scrap metal dealer and crematorium plaque enthusiast denies clandestine marriage to badger.   Also revealed: We keep the camp fire burning…

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com      Stories this week include: Nick Berry found safe and wealthy after concern from local media. Fish puns in newspaper article overshadow seriousness of road traffic accident. Bird of prey centre deny dinosaur breeding program. Express gynaecology clinic condemned by medical professionals. Also revealed: We attempt to find out whether we get to keep the pen...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com      Stories this week include: Street performer burned at the stake for witchcraft in Woolwich. Man admits that unwitting lie to girlfriend led to international campaign. College of Psychic Studies graduate fails to see link to terrorist organisation. Female giant spotted in Cardiff restaurant. Also revealed: Too much detail about our nocturnal ablutions...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Mushroom enthusiast and fun guy suspected of sexual foraging. Helicopter pilot questions structural rigidity of brick wall belonging to Communist. Fully grown male found wrapped around boiler in family's kitchen. Cat killer phones in deadly snake sighting to elude capture. Also revealed: The animal noises make a welcome return...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Council ridicules resident after failing to identify an apple. Boxer arrested after claiming left hook healed the sick. Pub chain deny dirty dishcloth cover-up. Obedient Wives Club admits booking error following lecture at local Women's Institute branch. Also revealed: Just why would you burn down the worker's shed...?

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Pensioner traumatised by protruding door excluder flashbacks. Insurance company quietly selves comprehensive straw cover policy. Se7en themed birthday party brought to abrupt end after present giving. Woman disgraced by horse fingered by rag & bone men. Also revealed: Just who is Ethel Testicles...?

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Man caught off guard by pomegranate. Survey finds that 1 in 5 believe London to be separate country. Travelling meat salesmen questioned by police. Ninja turtle prime suspect in turf war shooting. Also revealed: Rob forgets the lobster...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Sentient cash machine turns political. Shopping trolley celebrated as local hero after filling void in station car park. Market trader prosecuted after selling sex pills to underage seahorses. Cat takes neighbours hostage after receiving Antisocial Behavioural Order from council. Also revealed: We sit in the dark...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Diabetes charity falls victim to ironic burglary. Protester disavowed by Anonymous collective after failing to understand the definition of anonymity. Historians ridicule 'ludicrous' link between road signs and Nazi atrocities. Police consider demand for 10 day all inclusive Caribbean cruise made by man on rooftop. Also revealed: We mourn the loss of B*stard the sheep...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Man reunited with semi-naked father. Sailor blames map of Southampton for almost certain death. Repeat victim of raw sewage floor contemplates move. Tesco reconsiders £50 Oddbins voucher for participants of Go Sober 2014. Also revealed: We discuss the cut-off age for the Now That's What I Call Music compilations...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Recently found left-handed teenager missing again. Police smash anti-feline terrorist ring. Conman facing jail time after conning woman with biscuity treat scam. Racist unsurprisingly racist. Also revealed: We apologise for the tone we've set...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Tesco introduces mandatory chocoloate bar identification training. Tests reveal that mystery object found in loaf of bread to be 15th century Papal ring. Gnomes held in police custody on firearms charge. Environmentalist attempts to recycle disused JCB digger. Also revealed: We discuss the bread product compensation scale...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Animatronic tyrannosaurus stolen from council estate in Hackney. Cockle boat owner denies bragging to locals about prosthetic leg sale. Father struggles to feed monster baby. Supermarket giant refuses to compensate man who found crab in cereal. Also revealed: Rob has some new neighbours...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Sex shop trails drone delivery service. Stationery shortage results in city farm taking drastic action. Impoverished volunteer bailiff beheads swan. Police fail to find cat in showering woman video despite repeat viewings. Also revealed: We ask "can you smell chip fat?"

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Man answers phone up to six times a day. Fusion takeaway admits that curry surprise ingredients may have been somewhat ambiguous. Extremely low budget Hulk remake filmed in Deptford. Millionaire incites cat euthanasia plan after being abandon by childhood kitten. Also revealed: We hatch a plan involving the elderly..

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Reporter milks large nippled dog story. Couple deny illicit hotel liaison with escort rabbit. Primary school defends work experience programs with strip club and travelling circus. 'Pet of the Week' story dropped after talking bird found to be paranoid delusion. Also revealed: Alex impersonates a budgie...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Gambling addict prosecuted after placing bet on length of time before child stolen from outside bookmakers. Miraculous improvement in child's eyesight after told to move closer to objects. Police Commissioner turns to Cup a Soup for comfort and policy advice. Charity shop staggered by dramatic increase in donations of broken glass and Annie Lennox CDs. Also revealed: We discuss cats and cafes...