Underemployed

After much teasing and taunting, Jack and David finally have the oft-described loathsome yet oddly endearing PJ Anderson on the podcast in a surprisingly civil discussion. They talk about Backyard Baseball, Major League Baseball, hockey, 2000s rappers, threatening to murder PJ in front of his parents, a healthy dose of terrible puns, and much, much more.

David and Jack start off 2019 with their second guest episode, this time with David's former roommate Colin Mackey! David explains the origins of his friendship with Colin, complete with debauchery at Mary Washington and mistaken search warrants, with Jack explaining how his beloved alter ego Cowboy Jack played a role in meeting him. From there, they talk about a lot, including Colin's hilarious inability to grow facial hair, his results from the Keto Diet, men being primitive dumb-dumbs, Smash Mouth's album cuts, "Neil Diamond"'s views on immigrants, Jack's plea not to listen to the early episodes of this show, sleeping on beer/ADHD medicine, Wayne Rooney getting arrested and other soccer related things, Barry Bonds' and Lance Armstrong's testicles, Jack finally deleting his Twitter account, Reddit killing jokes, naming all of Staten Island after the Wu-Tang Clan, taking headphones into the bathroom, living in California, the word "chunky", Jack not liking chocolate, and so much more!

It's Christmas time in Hollis, Queens, and instead of chicken and collard greens, Destiny's Daddies are cooking the first annual award show from Underemployed! This year in review holiday show hands out the valuable gold plated Undies to a variety of different categories: . Man and Woman of the Year . Album of the Year . Hero of the Year . Game of the Year . Song of the Year . Hot Take of the Year . Beef of the Year . Unsurprising Surprise And the biggest one of all, Podcast of the Year (and surprise surprise, ya boys are nominated!) Plus Jack and David pay tribute to those we've lost in an in memoriam segment that's about as serious as you'd expect. Don't miss this fire for your stocking!

It's cold outside, but it's hot on the mic (even though Man's is never hot) on Underemployed! Coming to you live from Jack's basement (complete with loud echo and refrigerator whirring), David and Jack talk about everything from The Lion King remake to the new DC XFL franchise. They also chat about the cold weather, naming your child Abcde, John Cena's (legitimate) heroism, Cardi B and Offset breaking up, making Jay-Z's birthday a national holiday, the Keto diet, and they finally explain their longtime inside joke about DC rap legend Suave!

It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you/Without a dope pod to step to That's right it's been a month, but in spite of everything you likely wished for, Jack and David are back with a new episode of Underemployed for alls y'alls! And with David's move, the two can now record episodes in person! So with that in mind, the two talk about how David's adjusting to his new life, the snow outside breaking up the nonstop rain in the DMV, Jack struggling to fully embrace Kendrick Lamar, the Christmas miracle that is DMX's Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood, hood classics, Chris Cillizza, Amazon coming to Northern Virginia, neo-Nazis, 2 Chainz' dog, friends' Halloween costumes, and so much more! Also, Jack makes some hilariously alarming grammar mistakes and David utters the phrase "I'm pro-jorts", so you know it's dope!

The boys are back in Podcast Town! David and Jack talk about OutKast, weddings, David's ability to tie a tie, the start of the NBA season, Jack giving the world's fastest baseball recap, the end of the Oakland A's magical run, the Browns, David's parents, and most importantly, a BIG update on the job search (both the bad and the good)! Listen to it if you want fresh hot seasoned takes and brain info!

David and Jack talk about baseball announcer brawls, Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly beefing, weddings, David seeing Childish Gambino in concert, the Jaguars, the death of Mac Miller (including David's interaction with him) as well as the prevailing drug use in hip-hop culture, and most importantly, the announcement of Space Jam 2 and who they would put on the remake of "Hit 'Em High (The Monstars Anthem)" in some of the best podcast audio this side of the Mississippi. Plus our beloved updates on the Oakland A's! Don't miss it? Maybe?

It's our first bonus episode, comprised of material from the original botched Q&A recording last week! With some explanitory voice overs along the way, David and Jack talk about David's time at AmeriCorps, Jack being wrong about the format change to the Home Run Derby years ago, the artistry of Doja Cat's "Mooo!", throwback jerseys, what type of food they would picture each other as in the event of starvation, the media, unpaid internships, and also more stuff!

Underemployed is back on Labor Day with their second Q&A! Appropriately enough, Jack explains the process behind screwing up the initial taping that caused them to re-record this episode the following day, before he and David delve right into the questions asked by you, the Underemployed fans/people who showed us pity! Topics touched on include the struggles with being White males in well-off environments, sports games they wish they could have attended, entrance music, diets, hot sauce, dead musicians, O.J. Simpson, tattoos, bad songs by great rappers, manscaping, and so much more!

It's the dirtiest of dozens on episode 12 of Underemployed! Destiny's daddies* are back to discuss both David's trip to Maine (where he saw early/mid-90s hip-hop stars perform on a pier) and Jack's planned vacation, Jack leaving his job and finding the gym's serial pooper in his last week (giving new meaning to the phrase "No shit, Sherlock"? Maybe?), and what the future holds for both men in the job department. They also talk about Ray Lewis' Hall of Fame speech and Terrell Owens' lack thereof (while also going back and forth on the pronunciation of his name 36 times), David somehow being a goshdarn prophet about the Oakland A's despite not liking baseball, Walter Mondale, cults, and most importantly, Barry Bonds heroically having his number retired by the San Francisco Giants! Oh, and there's numerous references to both the city of Chicago and John Cena's seminal rap album. * - David Hart does not endorse the nickname of "Destiny's daddies".

David and Jack return to Underemployed to talk about Maine, Jack's series of vacation mishaps, David's new car, Jack having the time of his life at the Home Run Derby, the World Cup, the Thai Children being rescued and Elon Musk's braving heroism, LeBron going to the Lakers with the Island of Misfit Toys, and more! Also, in a bonus clip, Jack tells the story of SHAQUILLE O'NEAL (AKA DJ DIESEL) ACKNOWLEDGING HIS EXISTENCE!

Underemployed hits double digits with episode 10, and to celebrate, Jack and David brought guests with them! Miriam and Quinn, former hosts of the University of Mary Washington Radio program, 2 Girls 1 Show, help bring some much needed female perspectives to what Quinn describes as "Obviously a brocast". In lieu of any sports talk, the foursome instead delve into a litany of topics, including what Miriam and Quinn would do if they had dicks, David's failed runs for Mr. Mary Washington, the trapped Thai Children, the creative process behind hosting a radio show and creating a podcast, ideal funerals, gender terminology, Miriam hating The Simpsons and South Park, being an organ donor, Kanye West, childbirth, and much more! They also get more serious and discuss Miriam's sobering experiences in both Memphis and Oxford, Mississippi at the Civil Rights Museum and Emmett Till memorials respectively, and their experiences with Catholicism. Alternative episode titles: Zip the Tip; RIP Foreskin; Buoyant Eggs; Harvest

Back by (or in spite of) popular demand, it's Underemployed! David's finally moved into Da Chuuch, and in the midst of assembling Ikea furniture, he and Jack take time to discuss a litany of topics, foremost of which is the Washington Capitals finally becoming Stanley Cup Champions! They also talk about Barry Trotz leaving the Caps, the NBA Draft, the new Nas (David hasn't listened) and Kids See Ghosts (Jack didn't enjoy it and isn't a Kid Cudi fan) albums, suit shorts, the Orioles being dogshit, Jack being afraid of the Southside of Chicago, the World Cup, and the DC United-Screaming Eagles-La Barra Brava controversy. They also talk about Mo Bamba's wingspan, Jack's opinion on public transportation, "Gangnam Style", cocaine, if CM Punk could beat Russell Crowe in a fight, Vince Staples being a hilarious dick, Manute Bol killing a lion with his bare hands, and Jack's childlike bliss at the prospect of going to the Home Run Derby!

Jack and David return to talk about the history of the Pusha T-Drake beef, going all the way back to Clipse, Pharrell, and Birdman being a cheapskate, while also discussing the Caps nearing a potential Stanley Cup Final victory, the NBA Finals and the idiocy of J.R. Smith, cougar attacks, David's moving status in Fredericksburg, and much more! David also keeps calling the Capital One Arena by its old names, Jack still breathes into the mic, and PJ Anderson somehow gets mentioned for a third consecutive episode.

May the 20th be with you, it's episode 7 of Underemployed! David and Jack are back, and being true to the show name by talking about their job status, the wonderful world of job searching, and David finding a new place in Fredericksburg with Bethany. They also talk about the Washington Capitals (who in the time between recording and this posting are beginning to revert to their ol' Caps ways), the possibility of LeBron James joining the Utah Jazz, Bethany's cat, Luna, establishing her position of stature around the house, Azaleia Banks being an asshole, Kanye West being a more forgivable asshole, and more!

On this episode of Underemployed, David and Jack answer questions from you, the best fans in the podcast land! They touch on so many wonderful topics, including the best advice for growing a beard, their favorite songs to sing in the shower, Cowboy Jack, the incest on Game of Thrones, about a million Chappelle's Show references, best dates, PJ Anderson's general loathsomeness, ideal dinner party guests, Shaq, and much, much more! Also, Jack finally accepts that because "underemployed" is a standard word in the English language, the spelling of the show should reflect that.

Episode 5 sees David and Jack finally able to conquer the eternal battle of Skype calls versus audio quality! Oh, and they also talk about stuff. Like the NBA and NHL playoffs, Cardi B's new album and how much they love her, wrapping up the NCAA Tournament and the tweets of one Donte DiVencenzo, the unwritten rules in baseball being ridiculous, accepting money from their fans (THE BEST PODCAST FANS IN THE WORLD!!!), and David's 28th birthday. They also take a shot at Mike Francesca, which is ironic because Jack breathes heavily into the microphone as it becomes 80 degrees six days after it snowed in DC.

Back in the Trap House in Fredericksburg, with that good audio quality, Jack and David return to discuss their mascot battle bracket blowing up the first afternoon of the tournament, Jack rooting for Loyola and loathing Nick Young's existence, firing shots at a 98 year old nun and a 32 year old defensive lineman, their takes on all of the major sports (and golf and FRISBEE! for good measure), and David's upcoming 10 year high school reunion. Plus, David thinks Logic is corny, Drake is soft, and 50 Cent is trash. Also, he bangs the table a lot.

March Madness is here, and David and Jack are back to fill out their official tournament bracket. But unlike every Sir Nerds-a-Lot, they decide to go through every game and determine a winner through a mascot battle! That's right, every game goes down based on a theoretical one-on-one matchup between each team's nickname, and results ensue. In addition, Jack talks about his trip to Pittsburgh, David gives tips on how to behave yourself on St. Patrick's Day at a bar, and both men talk about Windmaggedon 2018 (#WeWillRebuild).

Back by popular demand, it's UnderEmployed! This week's episode sees mediocre recording quality, and Jack and David discussing Black Panther, Jack's undying love of Shaquille O'Neal and Barry Bonds, David with a personal take on Lance Armstrong's legacy, the NCAA coaching scandal, N.E.R.D. performing "Lapdance" at the NBA All-Star Game, Vince Staples, a surprisingly long MLS season preview, and more! Also, Jack says "I was gonna say" a lot.