The Ralph Report

On today's #TheRalphReport : “The wind of God is always blowing!" Eddie Pence finally has some MOXIE! The world's WORST dad! And, Happy 90th Birthday to William Shatner! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Are we FUNGIBLE OR NON-FUNGIBLE? @steveashton delivers the UK UPDATE! Who can save us from the ALIENS? And, we crack the "Case of the Video Vault" with our favorite PRIVATE EYES! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : By order of TRR, it's TV TUNES TUESDAY! We wish you a HAPPY BARBIE DAY! And, NOODLES (@TheGnudz) from #TheOffspring stops by to talk about the band's new album, #LetTheBadTimesRoll! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's a very GROOVY show! We make Eddie drink his VEGETABLES! We tell you what not to do with EGGS! And, Happy 80th Birthday to CAPTAIN AMERICA! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton delivers his UK UPDATE! Is ZIGGY funny yet? And today's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY might put you to sleep! SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We kick off VALENTINE'S WEEK with a new song from JENNIFER STEWART! Two well-hung deities square off in the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS! And, we enjoy a presidential breakfast on MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We remember "The Day The Music Died". We get drunk on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we talk with Kevin Derek, the director of the new documentary, MORE THAN MIYAGI: The Pat Morita Story! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Who's hunting BIGFOOT? The battle rages on in the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS! And, Eddie tries a little Québécois cuisine: POUTINE! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton reports from the new STAR WARS set in the UK! (Or does he?) We dive deep into the REAR ADMIRAL'S REAR! And, people confess the strangest places they've had SEX! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : One of the most MYSTERIOUS cartoons of all time on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Another story from "Sex In The News"! Happy "Kiss A Ginger" Day! And, why do all the songs about SUPERMAN suck?! SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We do one last DEEP dive into 2020 on SEX UNIVERSITY! “Something is rotten in the state of Denmark”! And, a visit with BOBBY MOYNIHAN from the new NBC sitcom, MR. MAYOR! SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We kick off our 5 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS gift giveaway! A surprise MUNCHIN' MONDAY for Eddie! And, the premiere of a brand new Christmas musical by Garmy member Jennifer Stewart, "THE LEGEND OF SANTA RALPH"! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : More of Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! Russia's COVID-19 vaccine has a BIG PROBLEM! And, are you HOT for SANTA? Well, you're not alone! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

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On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL! The VIDEO VAULT gets musical! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, we salute our latest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : More of Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! Plus, it's TV TUNES TUESDAY! An interview with the brilliant DJ Cummerbund! And, Happy Birthday to SESAME STREET! SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : @steveashton brings us his UK UPDATE! We crown a new TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! A musical tribute to the MURDER HORNETS! And, today's ONE-HIT WONDER comes to us from OH, CANADA! SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

Today's #TheRalphReport : It's the HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR! Featuring: A scary edition of the GARMY GAME SHOW! A visit from @steveashton! @jaybusbee from @YahooSports! HALLOWEEN MOVIES from the Video Vault! And, lots more treats, with NO TRICKS! SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : SCALLOPS are on the menu for today's MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Eddie reveals a new fear, and it's SPECTACULAR! And, an interview with the amazing BRAD MELTZER about his terrific new kids' books! SUBSCRIBE : www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : How are kids gonna celebrate HALLOWEEN this year?! The return of VIRGIL FROM TENNESSEE! C'mon, and get happy with today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, HAPPY NO BRA DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport