The Ralph Report

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's a red letter day at SEX UNIVERSITY! Beat it, here comes the FUZZ! And, how much would you pay to PRETEND to be in SPACE? Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Our tongues are TWISTED! The TIGER KING is getting rich behind bars! It's NATIONAL TAKE YOUR PANTS FOR A WALK DAY! And, we salute that new musical sensation, SARAH BRAND! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The Garmy raises big cash for a great CHARITY! A looney TV TUNES TUESDAY! How to ride a bike! And, HAPPY WORLD JUMP DAY! Subscribe: http://patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's TIME(X) for ONE-HIT WONDEER WEDNESDAY! Beware the ZOO OF TERROR! And, we salute the GOLDEN ARCHES! TRR is back to FULL POWER! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Will guest co-host STEVE ASHTON ever get his own jingle? Celebrities gone BAD! We love "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"! And, we explore the classic British pastime of DOGGING! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : WE CELEBRATE OUR 800TH EPISODE! With "Turkey talk", Cheesesteak rules, and how you can be a better lover than BATMAN! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : TV TUNES TUESDAY keeps growing! More amazing charity work by the GARMY! And, our all-star salute to JELLY DONUTS! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The TOP 100 best STRIPPER STAGE NAMES! Today's "HAPPY HIT" is for the TEACHERS! And the battle continues: AMERICA VS CICADAS! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Happy birthday, Tim Horton's! Henceforth, RICKY SCHRODER shall be known as DICK Schroder! The magic of STORAGE WARS! And, we lose our KUMQUAT virginity! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's a thunderous TV TUNES TUESDAY! Plus, a villainous GARMY GAME SHOW! And, just what America needs: NATIONAL EAT WHAT YOU WANT DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We're WHITE-HOT! We've got SteveAshton's UK UPDATE! Dating apps of the RICH & FAMOUS! We've got ONE-HIT WONDER Wednesday on our minds! AND, it's CINCO DE MAYO!!! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We're WHITE-HOT! We've got SteveAshton's UK UPDATE! Dating apps of the RICH & FAMOUS! We've got ONE-HIT WONDER Wednesday on our minds! AND, it's CINCO DE MAYO!!! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Happy Birthday to STEVE ASHTON! Plus, do we need a FLINTSTONES sequel?! Or a FANTASY ISLAND sequel?! And, a ONE-HIT WONDER from GERMANY! (We're not PUTTIN' you on!) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The power is yours on this TV TUNES TUESDAY! All hail our NEW patron god! And, happy NATIONAL LOOK ALIKE DAY! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : A VACCINE SIDE-EFFECT update! Tales of BAD BOSSES! And, we dare to drink THICKENED WATER! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Even more GARBAGE PEOPLE! @steveashton's UK UPDATE! We've got the knack for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAYS! And, a séance to contact SEAN CONNERY! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : "Disco Lives" on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton and Kari Watson stop by to talk about their new project, the "Holistic Buffet"! And, on today's GARMY GAME SHOW: It's EASTER! Does Eddie know his rabbits? SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : “The wind of God is always blowing!" Eddie Pence finally has some MOXIE! The world's WORST dad! And, Happy 90th Birthday to William Shatner! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Are we FUNGIBLE OR NON-FUNGIBLE? @steveashton delivers the UK UPDATE! Who can save us from the ALIENS? And, we crack the "Case of the Video Vault" with our favorite PRIVATE EYES! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : By order of TRR, it's TV TUNES TUESDAY! We wish you a HAPPY BARBIE DAY! And, NOODLES (@TheGnudz) from #TheOffspring stops by to talk about the band's new album, #LetTheBadTimesRoll! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport