The Ralph Report

On today's #TheRalphReport : Three picks from the VIDEO VAULT for the year 1987! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! We unearth a lost recording of ED WYNN singing "Ballroom Blitz"! And, Batman has COVID?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : HOT WATER for the win! Things get hairy on today's SEX UNIVERSITY! A tribute to the late, great ROBERT SHAW! And, Eddie Pence declares independence from England all over again! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We free up another smash song on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! SteveAshton uncovers early Ed Sheeran magic on the UK UPDATE! And, GROUCHO loved DEVIL FART'S! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We go full speed with TV TUNES TUESDAY! We create a sure-fire hit movie idea for DISNEY! And, we play "Real Strip Club or Fake Strip Club" on THE GARMY GAME SHOW! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's our 600th EPISODE! We celebrate with a "magnum opus" on TV TUNES TUESDAY! We ask "Why do Brits go to THE LOO"? We debate the best CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE! And, we present another candidate for the ZOO OF TERROR! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The show might give you a case of "THE WILLIES"! Another bright and shiny ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The EMMY nominations! And, our salute to one of the great 007 villains, ODD JOB! (Silent, but, deadly!) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We're driving into the skid on this TV TUNES TUESDAY! Eddie brings some NEW CRAZY! And, KEVIN SMITH stops by to talk CELEBRITY SHOW-OFF and the return of HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We go back to the SENSATIONAL 70's for this week's VIDEO VAULT! Senor @eddiepence delivers LA MUSICA! And, the TOUCHING story of a BOY and his ELEPHANT! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Up with FREEDOM MASKS! A heavenly theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Is Eddie is joining the VILLAGE PEOPLE?! And, have a super NATIONAL DIVE BAR DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We pay tribute to the great CARL REINER! Also, it's CANADA DAY! So, we salute our neighbors to the north with a round of "SMALL CANADIAN TOWN OR SEX TERM", and we get high with a Canadian ONE HIT WONDER! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : More HOVERCRAFT love! The world's most expensive GUITAR! Some FATHERLY advice! And, we finally try POTATO milkshakes on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Get your hands on today's tune for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton drops his UK UPDATE! Happy birthday, DOCTOR WHO! And, the "Father's Day" edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Ralph has a FONT-PHOBIA! We salute a "Duke", a "Doc" and a "Dusty" on the anniversary of their passing! And, a SEX UNIVERSITY class that's guaranteed to make Eddie CRINGE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : First, the "Murder Hornets", then, the "Hangry Rats", now, the newest animal terror! Plus, the return of a HORROR MOVIE LEGEND! And, on this "Munchin' Monday", we taste-test ROSE PETAL JAM! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A very odd theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY! A discussion about a new TOP TEN MOVIE list that almost ends in MURDER! And, Is it safe to go back to the newly re-opening theme parks? We ask our expert, Banks Lee, from Attractions Magazine! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : A big day for crime in THIS DAY IN HISTORY! Congratulations to the latest TRR CITIZENS OF THE WEEK! Happy birthday to MR. T! And, we explore the magical world of AUDIO EROTICA! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : What's going on in SHANGHAI DISNEYLAND? We ask Banks Lee from Attractions Magazine! Ralph tells you what your dreams mean! And, a 50 year conflict will finally be settled once and for all ... DING DONG vs RING DING! Two cakes enter. ONE CAKE LEAVES! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The UPSIDE of the MURDER HORNETS! We get alphabetical on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, Disneyland in CHINA is set to re-open! What could go wrong?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Another evergreen theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Meet the newest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! Who'd Ralph play on the latest FAMILY GUY?! And, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our man in the UK, Steve Ashton! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The true story of why "4/20" is the STONER HOLIDAY! Ralph's interview with PATRICK WARBURTON! And, Ralph and Eddie try some homemade TUNA EGG SALAD SANDWICHES! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport