Lapodcast (local Anaesthetic Podcast) - The Most Trusted Name In Local News

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Fly-tipping of unwanted eagles on increase. Swans destroyed by spawn of scum parents. 81-year-old crow attack victim makes dubious career claim. Passenger indignant after staff refuse discount on day return to Holyhead for pony. Also revealed: We mourn the passing of a comedy legend...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: KFC attempts to woo lucrative funeral trade with allocated park spaces for hearses. Orange unveils new 'Pathetic' price plan for contemptible customers. Former decorator still single despite lonely hearts advert for 'slim, top heavy, 20-25 year old stunner with no discernible intelligence. No fat chicks.' Shortage of Einstein busts and Buddha statues blamed for fall in inflation. Also revealed: We investigate a murder...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Mass brawl at bus garage open day following disparaging Routemaster joke. Deadly cheetah on loose is 'occupational hazard' claims owner. UKIP candidate makes spurious claim that homeless foreigner took cardboard box from homeless British man which prompted alleged assault. Welsh people 'superior genetic material' claims part-time Ufologist and fantasist. Also revealed: We reflect on the last 99 episodes...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Emergency services question soaring costs of superfluous rescue boat. Family man moves back in with parents after hilarious prank comes to fruition. High Priestess denies link between dirty nappies and the occult. Sh*tbags fingered in attempted asthmatic memorial bench theft. Also revealed: We get interrupted...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Nick Griffin, BNP Chairman denies shameless attempt to secure female vote by canvassing in drag. Police close-in on amateur social worker after stethoscope found in hedgerow. Mice annex council house and establish sovereign territory. Somalia pirate exchanges life on the high sea for deputy manager position in local Gregg's delicatessen. Also revealed: We discuss the romantic side of a theme park ride...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Discredited historian claims clowning profession descended from Jesus. Dramatic increase in requests for Victorian hairstyles reports salon. School introduces corset and suspenders discussion to sex and relationships education. Security guard suspended after using genitals to search items for contraband. Also revealed: Rob struggles...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Seven-year-old headteacher ushers in changes reminiscent of Victorian workhouse. Swingers delighted by Black Bullhead discovery. Clown shortage unrelated to ongoing police operation says clown union, No Laughing Matter. Misconceptions about Wales found to be only partial true. Amateurish podcast features in local paper after competition entry (Click here). Also revealed: We endorse the legendary triangular Swiss chocolate with honey and almond nougat...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Local pub praised for security measures in review. Woman inherits supermarket empire after finding rancid pastrami. Fast food chain defends advertisements aimed at pets. Grandmother threats bouncer after disparaging remark about bicycle repair business. Also revealed: We cover the same story...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Disgruntled park keeper admits laying poison sandwich traps. Smoke alarm aid burns in fire. Arsene Wenger denies Joan of Arc rumour. Pathetic child distressed after find rat in bed. Also revealed: How to fit a duvet through a letterbox...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Flying ace Sidcup Morrison knighted in Queen's Birthday Honours List. Greendale residents outraged after postmaster alleged to resemble dead tree. Newspaper launches top ten list competition after news dries up. UFO sighting found to be cloud-shaped cloud. Also revealed: We decide to enter a competition...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com    Stories this week include: Criminal receives 'Get out of Jail' free card after successfully committing all known offences. 'Money over Humanity' slogan dropped by global restaurant chain.  Mayor outlines controversial crocodile defence tax. Middle-class toddler trouser horror. Also revealed: We converse with a pond...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com      Stories this week include: Bananas uncovered as new gateway drug. Top ten best sociopathic chat-up lines revealed.  Grieving Orpington man denies knowledge of pre-booked break to Amsterdam after funeral. Croydon chosen as new face of mayonnaise. Also revealed: We fondly remember the Mir Space Station Fire.  

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com      Stories this week include: New fashionable dead mouse cocktail hits Shoreditch. Door-to-door brick saleman outraged by malicious allegations.  Supermarket chain agrees lucrative mineral water deal with local pond. Drunken man cooks pants after mistaking wardrobe for fridge. Also revealed: The romance comes to an abrupt end.  

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com      Stories this week include: Customer mistakenly identifies insect found in kebab. University withdraws funding after remote controlled cockroach.  Pavlova theft sparks nationwide condemnation. Shrub implicated in swan murder. Also revealed: Alex has an axe to grind...not literally. 

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com      Stories this week include: Customer suggests anarchic new burger to fast food 'restaurant'. Journalist meets premature end over unsympathetic story.  Fairies discovered in rural barn. Tourist found using correct pronunciation results in immediate name change for Welsh village. Also revealed: Rob uncovers his true heritage... 

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.   Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com      Stories this week include: Taxi driver discovers headlights after 13 years in the business. Pigeon fancier grounded by council.  English breakfast composition discussion descends into anarchy. Significant breakthrough in historical saw theft rocks local community. Also revealed: The continental feel continues... 

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com  Stories this week include: Mysterious rise in repetitive strain injury in Stroud. 26 liars revealed after local survey on television ownership.  Work-shy gypsy curses haunted council house. Grandmother mourns loss of crap Christmas present. Also revealed: Rob's dress sense is called into question...  

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com  Stories this week include: Deputy Chief Sewer Flusher once again overlooked for promotion. Mysterious dusty vase found among Christmas presents.  Missing dog loses picture competition. Train Operating Company denies passenger culling suggestion to reducing running costs. Also revealed: Alex completes a jigsaw...  

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com  Stories this week include: Kidnapper passes through customs after producing consent letter from victim's father. Police finger suspect in prosthetic arm theft.  Makers of Monopoly struggle to fill board with local landmarks for new Swindon based edition. The ubiquitous White Van Man strikes again. Also revealed: We dole out ill-advised relationship advice...  

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com  Stories this week include: One man responsible for shock Whitehall biscuit budget overspend. Cultured man exiled from Croydon.  Local entrepreneur admits nonexistence sales of new Remembrance Day ice cream. Lamb's heart revealed as must have toy of 2013. Also revealed: So this is the LA Christmas episode and what have we done? Another podcast over and another soon to come.