Starburst Radio Podcast

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.7: Gosling Face In which Kris Heys confesses to his naga chilli vodka trickery, warns against the perils of a grubby dvd from an exchange store, and explains the reason why some people die from long distance broken sci-fi hearts. Mike Royce unleashes a strange Starburst mashup, explains why Starburst nearly gave review marks out of 11, and unveils his massive concerns over the Jedi Uniform. [Dedicated with a heavy heart to HMV Manchester.] All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.6: Twinkle In which Mike Royce takes up arms to defend the sanctity of cinema, wonders why no-one EVER watches their ‘Sin City’ extended DVD, and isn’t THAT impressed with Staly Jason. Kris Heysdoes the Wispa dance, reveals the seedy underbelly of pick ‘n mix, and goes "urugh" - which sounds strange. Starburst Shauna reveals her action blog to the world, looks forward to seeing Arnie Junior on screen, and wants to sleep with Kris’s Dad! All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.5: Sideways Head Browsing In which Kris Heys continues his quest for the female prostrate, has a quick name change, falls into a food trap, before introducing zombie fans to the mighty Scott Gimple. Mike Royce forgets the name of the radio station he works for, issues a serious Public Health Warning, and says goodbye to a founding Starburst Writer. There is an accident at a biscuit factory, a free guide to Gremlin genitalia, and Tarantino returns with ‘Django Unchained’. [Warning: To experience the full healing qualities of this podcast. Please hold a speaker or your iPod while listening!] All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.4: The Satanic Rites of Jerky In which Mike Royce reveals the best and worst celebrity guests, why 'Revolution' is his latest guilty pleasure, and explains that when it comes to a life size Eagle from Space: 1999 - the only question should be "why?". Kris Heys reminds us of a time when Jerry Seinfeld had to resort to ‘Bee’ movies, thinks that the World is ready for ‘Torture The Battered Boy’, just before he is attacked by Basil. Texas Chainsaw 3D is reviewed, and Starburst Issue 385 is about to hit the high street... All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.3: 48 fps In which Kris Heys is glad to see the back of THOSE shutter hairs, reveals why Jeremy Remboy is not the happiest of Avengers, and tries to come to terms with his Evil Dead sorrows. Mike Royce explains the direct link between sucking eggs and ending up in a care home, reaches maximum irritation with underwater starships, and clears up the common vomitorium confusion. All this and much more as they desperately struggle to finish the 2013 preview before time runs out... All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.2: The Magic Circle In which Mike Royce remembers the ups and downs of Gerry Anderson, contemplates a radical new employment strategy, and reveals the horror of "Double XP Weekend". Kris Heys exposes the lengths that some people will go to when coveting a digital sword, says "long form storytelling" more than once, and explains why Blu-ray ruined his E.T. Christmas! All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.1: Yak Off! In which Kris Heys states the case for a Max Rebo movie, confirms his copyright in an upcoming rim job, introduces the Porno Rangers, and gives a massive thumbs down for Idris Elba. Mike Royce decides to advertise the new issue of Starburst by insulting most of the readers, chooses Panama Hatty’s over Jamie Oliver, and is more than relieved to see the back of the radio station voodoo doll. Starburst Shauna joins the show, makes a creepy new friend, has too much sand, and stays on the wagon til the end of the show. Yes Indeed, It’s that time of year again as Mike and Kris attempt the 2013 preview... [Now with added alcohol content - 99% ABV] All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

Stardate 25th November 2012 [The Farewell To Twilight Special] In which Mike Royce explains why actors on The Walking Dead might not want a pay rise, why his favourite month now might be ‘Djanguary’, and reveals his utter contempt for ‘Black Friday’. Kris Heys explains the phenomena of ‘Battle Damaged VHS’, the horrors of his Lost DVD boxset, and the truth behind Captain America’s flesh prosthetic. The future of Starburst Radio is revealed. Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 is reviewed, and the whole Twilight franchise given a post-mortem. [Warning: Twilight fans may want to prepare themselves for the harsh realities of life when listening to this episode!] All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

Stardate 18th November 2012 [The Season Finale] In which Kris Heys explains the correct etiquette for pronouncing ‘Boogeyman’, examines the potential consequences of William Shatner visiting Haddonfield, and reminisces over ‘Freddie’s Nightmares’. Mike Royce has a rant about a powerful fruit organisation, finds the parentage of ‘Nick Fury Jnr’ highly dubious, and manages to fit in a routine Lars Von Trier meltdown. The latest issue of Starburst is revealed, Skyfall is reviewed and THAT Star Wars announcement is dissected as the current run of Starburst Radio comes to an end... [Warning: This episode contains Engelbert Humperdinck] All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

Stardate 21st October 2012 [The Crumbly Cod Special] In which Mike Royce expresses his disbelief over trailer trailers, explains when winged creatures appear, reveals his new favourite animated series, and delivers some rather forthright ‘advice’ for Wally PFister! Kris Heys reveals the Hulk perversions of his youth, puts his money on ‘The Avengers’ in the forthcoming battle, Prefers a bearded Brad Pitt over Captain Birdseye, and is dismayed that the arrival of ‘Antman’ heralds the imminent arrival of THAT birthday. [Warning: One tech problem too many causes a total meltdown with a volatile magazine Editor!] All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

Stardate 14th October 2012 [The TV "not very" Special] In which Kris Heys is shocked by Gollum’s knob, confesses his ‘front row phobia’, before being struck down by ‘Driller Killer’ amnesia. Mike Royce doesn’t have a clue where to watch ‘American Horror Story’, reminisces over the real Punch & Judy, explains the dangers of rectal fireworks, and just can’t get his head around the ‘Hobbit Trilogy’. ‘Arrow’ and ‘Dexter’ are reviewed, while the preparations get underway for ‘The Starburst Readers’ and Writers’ Party... All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

Stardate 30th September 2012 [The Time Travel / Tech Disaster Special] In which Mike Royce freaks out over conspiracy theories, offers a job to the show’s greatest critic, and is really not having 10,000 years of ‘Groundhog Day’. Kris Heys reclassifies the species of the Whale, demands clarity regarding ‘Hellboy Bestiality’, and is utterly dismayed at the performance of ‘Dredd’ at the US box office. Dominic Keating from ‘Star Trek: Enterprise’ is interviewed, ‘Looper’ is reviewed and the Starburst top ten Time Travel Movies are revealed - as the Radio Station crashes and burns around them... [Review quotes for the show; "Geek heaven or the most infuriating show ever? Or both?" "The hosts display a stunning lack of decency and common sense...even encouraging murder on one occasion!" -It’s not looking good is it?] All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

Stardate 23rd September 2012 In which Kris Heys is dismayed at the ever increasing length of the show, has a problem with character amnesia, wants to avoid ‘Buffy Snakes’, but wouldn’t say no to a pet dragon. Mike Royce discusses the horror of Argos jewellery, appreciates girls that do the splits at ‘Thanksgiving’, can’t get his head around ‘Gollum’s Song’, and has a ‘Young Bond’ meltdown over sex, booze, and gambling. ‘Friday Night Frights’ is introduced to the World, issue 381 of Starburst is previewed, and a very important writer’s party is attended... All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

Stardate 16th September 2012 In which Mike Royce ponders his preferred plan for a ‘Ghost Train breakdown’, reveals the horrors of ‘The Heart Attack Grill’ in Vegas, and finds the latest instalment of ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ to be completely bewildering. Kris Heys reveals what ISN’T this generation’s new ‘Matrix’, gives Artie Fufkin yet another action movie recommendation, and issues a public safety warning over [Rec 3]. ‘Dredd’ is reviewed, the new Robocop causes consternation, and there is an ill wind blowing in the direction of the new series of ‘Doctor Who’. All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

Stardate 26th August 2012 In which Kris Heys finds an appreciation for Jonah Hex, yet again defends his Muppet Babies, and seeks clarity on the dark penis of Darth Vader. Mike Royce discusses a very different brand of ‘Curly Wurly’, gives his verdict on Young Bond, and explains exactly what he thinks of 9/11 and Moon Landing conspiracy theorists. Neil Armstrong and Tony Scott are remembered. Whilst Total Recall is reviewed and discussed... All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

Stardate 12th August 2012 In which Mike Royce prefers future sports to the Olympics, names and shames the Cinema chain that really doesn’t give a toss, then plunges the show into a politically incorrect nightmare. Kris Heys reveres the ‘Snickers Maximus’, explains that everything is better with a monkey, then tears down a British Institution. The identity of the REAL Ronald McDonald is debated, the future of Judge Dredd is discussed, and the contenders apply for ‘The Starburst Space Olympics’... All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online.

Stardate 29th July 2012 In which Kris Heys has ‘Ghostbusters 2’ scale issues, gets very excited over ‘Battle Royale’ the TV Series (minus urine), and suffers ‘Weird Science’ turd confusion. Mike Royce referees the John Barry v Duran Duran v A-ha face off, gets stood up by the Human Centipede Guy, and has a meltdown over Eton that gets the show into really hot water! The third Hobbit movie and the return of ‘Blake’s 7’ are discussed, and we answer the question on all your lips. "Who do you want as a neighbour. A Werewolf or a child molester?" All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online.

Stardate 22nd July 2012 [The Usual Tech Disaster Special] In which Mike Royce has to deal with psycho phone in sessions, gives a touching eulogy to "her that has just died", and is really uncertain about Captain America sidekick - the Falcon. Kris Heys breaks a dredded embargo via Morse Coughs, faces the renewed outrage of a Twitterfied Artie Fufkin, and demands to see a Jawa naked. The Dark Knight Rises is reviewed, Lucy can’t be heard (unlike Insect Lady), and the upcoming movies from Marvel Studios are revealed. All this and more in a show that redefines the reasonable boundaries of unprofessionalism... [WARNING: You WILL be exposed to harmful levels of incompetence. Of particular interest is the conspiracy nutter who is not properly disconnected and has to stay on line to witness his own abuse] All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online.

Stardate 15th July 2012 [The live-not-live Funeral Special] In which Kris Heys brings you ‘Clockstoppers’ Live, is excited over Marvel’s new short, but spoilers ‘The Avengers’, and makes enquiries into Spacehopper mythology. Mike Royce deals with his funeral arrangements and who is banned from attending, isn’t sure what to make of ‘Game Of Jeromes’, and forgets to deliver the goods for the shiny new sponsor. [Actually, really sponsored by MCM Expo. Seriously - a real sponsor at last!] All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online.

Stardate 11th July 2012 In which Mike Royce sings the praises of Cory McAbee, is not exactly shedding tears over Amy and Rory, and thinks that movie characters get to steal clothes way too easily. Kris Heys explains the next chapter for Chucky, does not accept that Digital Discs are Versatile, and explains where it all went wrong for Shama-Lama-Ding-Dong. Jason Connery gets a savaging, Parkour is explained, Incompetent Hash bars are discussed and The Amazing Spider-Man is reviewed in depth... All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online.