Starburst Radio Podcast

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 4.3: Fistival "Special" In which Kris Heys has Sandman casting issues, is pretty sure that Tony Stark never bothers with a conventional toilet, and has a dream with a 50% bonus. Mike Royce finally makes THAT mistake, wonders what kids make of The Walking Dead, and shares his controversial opinions on the future of Indiana Jones. Starburst Shauna introduces her Xmas monster. Graham from Fab Café treats us all to his Xmas porno list, and also reveals the famous visitor to Fab Café Leeds as Starburst Radio thanks all it’s listeners for persevering for one more year... All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 4.2: R.I.P. Idris Elba In which Mike Royce suffers from Ryan Reynolds cufflink envy, copyrights several useless verses, and predicts the delivery of the Bryan Singer X-Men grab bag. Kris Heys isn’t impressed with the Oscorp villain factory, wonders about the wider adventures of Porkins in the Star Wars universe, and explains where he found his sodden box. There are Christmas shopping suicides, Roger from New Jersey returns, and something is definitely rotten in the state of Gotham, as two Red Bull fuelled editors struggle to present this post-deadline episode of Starburst Radio... All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 4.1: Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-EwEw-Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-EwEw-Ew In which Kris Heys gives us the low down on Britt Ekland’s bum, introduces us to the new Wonder Woman - Gal Ga Wotsit, shortly before turning into Steve Zizzou. Mike Royce describes the outbreak of Tesco Machete Madness, issues all the Starburst shelf warriors with a call to arms, before having a total meltdown over the life story of Igor. Starburst Shauna gets binned early doors for her "genre dirty dancing", the secret pop sensation of S.H.I.E.L.D. is revealed, and Captain Muslim has his premiere, as Starburst Radio settles into its new home at Fab Radio International. All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 3.7: The Secret Show In which Mike Royce suffers from Man Of Steel colonic irritation, gives a bizarre lecture on spermatic magnification, and clearly has some even stranger ideas about how to deal with famous facial hair. Kris Heys is very disappointed with a small screen thunder god, reveals the severity of the Ali McBeal bulimia epidemic, and confesses his sodden bathroom secrets. Starburst Shauna stops the show for a "Princess Leia" photo shoot, threatens to unleash Algernon Swinburne, and casually kills off a Star Wars icon. In the aftermath of Who at 50 an unwise addition of alcohol to the usual lack of decency and common sense derails everything as the Starburst Radio wilderness period finally draws to a close with a secret live broadcast. It’s the end but the moment has definitely NOT been prepared for...

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 3.6: Butch Whoppercock In which Kris Heys tragically introduces us all to ‘The Starving Games’, unveils the legend of ‘The Old Hag’, and catches up on the exploits of his bezzy mate, Victor Salvo. Mike Royce explains the Starburst digital future, struggles to come to terms with the "Centipede" of Shield, and thinks The A-Team could benefit from some solid accounting advice. Zach Snyder continues his descent into douchedom, the new Marvel TV Series are discussed, and real world news makes it’s debut - as The Starburst Radio Show approaches the end of it’s wilderness period... [Guaranteed £10 Loki Prediction]

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 3.5: Zombaby, Spider Overlords, 6 foot screaming kangaroos and other assorted weirdness! In which Mike Royce reveals the new Curse Of Superman, how a Star Wars slot machine took him to the cleaners, and what happened when the Zombaby hit Las Vegas. Kris Heys suffers twerk confusion, relives his GTA5 midnight traumas, and suspects that Bobby "Boris" Pickett might just be a one trick pony. Starburst Shauna destroys the 100th episode, dishes the dirt on the Photoshop Troll, and continues to terrorise the Starburst bullpen with the horrors of Halloween Radio. Yes it’s the return of the show that no-one should willingly want to listen to... [Sponsored by: Betty The Yeti]

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 3.4: Episode 99 (Part 2) In which Kris Heys reveals why Kevin Smith is moving into horror, takes offence at the public nature of London urine, and explains why he actually wants Jar Jar Binks to be in the new 'Star Wars' movie. Mike Royce doesn’t exactly cry a river over poor old J.J. Abrams, suffers even more 'Man Of Steel' post-traumatic stress disorder, and ponders the effects of immortality on sci-fi actors. The timing of the move to a new radio station is revealed, and 'The Wolverine' is reviewed - amidst a mad scramble for ideas for the 100th show...

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 3.3: Flake In which Mike Royce reveals the secret origin of the 99 Ice Cream , makes some career plans for Barry Hollywood, and explains why the return of Sam Mendes means even bigger ears for James Bond. Kris Heys seeks the truth behind the movie Miami Connection, wonders why Stanley Kubrick has a helicopter blind spot, and suffers as the hot box triggers his Lycan Throat. Ray Park hands his Darth Maul CV in, and the it’s 'Dead Trilogy' Versus 'Blade Runner' in the battle for the most director’s cuts. The Starburst Radio wilderness period continues...

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 3.2: Spider-Mancunian In which Kris Heys saves fans of 'Boy Meets World' the bother of watching their expensive DVD boxset, delivers the least sincere obituary in unloving memory, and wants to know why there was never a 'Jaws 1'? Mike Royce reveals who rides the Shatner Horse, reveals exactly who is the worst organism currently involved in the Cinema, and wonders why nobody ever remembers 'Team Knight Rider'? The Marvel career of Vin Diesel is discussed, together with the whereabouts of poor old Justin Bruening. Captain Planet is told exactly where to shove his on-going battle for truth, justice and recycling, as the Starburst Radio Show takes an unexpected diversion into Heat Magazine... [Main Ingredients: Bad sound quality and Naga Chilli Vodka]

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 3.1: Dicks In which Mike Royce comes clean about the Manchester Radio Champagne Accident, shoves Dick Whittington and Dick Turpin into a fantasy blender, and explains the sheer awesomeness of haunted mirrors. Kris Heys reveals why there will be no more Starburst Hangovers on the show, gives the lowdown on the Star Wars casting call, and struggles to cope with an outbreak of ‘Zombie Finger’. Charles Dance’s credentials as a Granddad are upgraded, and 'The Man Of Steel' causes maximum fission as The Starburst Radio Show begins it’s wilderness period between Radio Stations...

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.17: Manchester Radio Offline... In which Kris Heys hits wookieepedia whilst demanding more accuracy from a toy Jabba Throne Room, explains why 'Star Wars' + 'Transformers' = Disaster, and explores the bizarre hatred of the tv 'Zombieland'. Mike Royce attempts a post-mortem on the previous week’s disastrous episode, reveals what brought in the big bucks at the 808 State Star Wars Toy Auction, and explains why you should never see a dead person live. Salacious Crumb is destroyed, the Doctor Who finale is debated, as the Starburst Radio Show at Manchester Radio Online finally comes to an end... [Actually dedicated to Demonix - Drink Responsibly] All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.16: Ray Hairyhausen, Actual News, and No Pubes! In which Mike Royce remembers the ‘Action Figures’ of Ray Harryhausen (even slipping in a quick Kraken face-off), trys to answer the conundrum that is ‘cartoon v animated series’, and reveals the secret of Fonzie’s ‘supernatural’ powers. Kris Heys gets into trouble with his ‘damn dirty monkeys’, is rocked by the marriage of Mork & Mindy, and is really gonna miss the Star Fox Fanfare. Starburst Shauna regales everyone with her Duck Tales, thinks that Megan Fox should be an ape for no reason, discovers Brandon Lee then discovers why she isn’t likely to be catching any of his recent work anytime soon! The email is even more broken than usual, the Starburst move to ‘Moonbase Alpha’ is completed, and Star Trek Into Darkness gets a really intense review. [Dedicated and then undedicated to Demonix] All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.15: A Touch Of The Paltrows In which Kris Heys reveals who (allegedly) looks like a testicle with arms, attempts to get to the bottom of thrush, and explains why you should never, ever, abuse Taylor kitsch on Twitter. Mike Royce wonders why movie titles have moved to the end, laments the sale of his Iron Man No 1, and presents the action movie coma guide. The best ever movie villain is discussed, Agent Coulson really is back from the grave, and Ikea have started to sell meatballs again! All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.14: The Marvel Way In which Mike Royce accidently drags everyone into 'Crossroads' mythology, bags the copyright on meticularity, relives his weekend at Dharma Cottage, and delivers the verdict on his first lime hotdog. Kris Heys tries to get to the bottom of the super pubes, gets highly excited at the imminent return of Joss Whedon to the small screen, gets the knives out for poor old 'Daredevil', and has a problem that really is the pits! Starburst Shauna is at the centre of a snogging scandal, gets her Harts confused, and finally gets a 5 for muscles, action AND lols. The best action figures EVER are discussed, 'Evil Dead' is reviewed, but 'Iron Man 3' definitely isn’t - no way! [Disclaimer: No sex dolls were harmed during the making of this podcast.] All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.13: General Munchausen In which Kris Heys receives the gift of basil, brings us all the joys of 'Sizzle Beach', and explains why Glen Mazzara walked away from the dead. Mike Royce is horrified by Starburst Shauna’s 'Maximum Potential', reveals the location of the best toffee hammer vendors, and reveals the sad fate of the Fab Café Ice Warrior. Starburst commences it’s move to ‘Moonbase Alpha’, 'Oblivion' is reviewed, the Stephen King ‘Cocaine Years’ are recapped, and the listeners are treated to the worst 'Game Of Thrones' recap in the world EVER! [Now with added weird computer related noises that should not be there, but just are...] All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.12: Big Bushy Evil Beards In which Mike Royce expresses his annoyance with a popcorn archaeologist, is not happy with Ryan Gosling’s tattoo or Jack from Lost’s serious face, then has a meltdown over a Product Placement PS Vita. Kris Heys dissects a popular Vulcan’s CV, introduces us all to the bewildering adventures of Captain Ron Plissken, and is utterly baffled by a set of cut price turtles. Trance is reviewed, The Walking Dead continues to get praise, The Flintstones take a cig break, and the mighty Orson Welles uses his immense talents to flog a bag of frozen peas... All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.11: Hell Yeah! In which Kris Heys introduces the Lucozade Gang, reveals that Escaping From New York requires both an origin and a trilogy, and answers the question of why Shaft would be better in 3D. Mike Royce reveals why the best Alien Invasions of the 70’s came from Mat Irvine’s dustbin, is disappointed whenever a mole turns up, and gets exasperated at the very thought of Hansel and Greteler. The Gibson Scale is introduced, the most iconic spacecraft EVER is debated, a controversial Starburst review hits the tabloids live on air, and exactly what kind of slimeball is Starburst’s head Troll? All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.10: Trevorrow? In which Mike Royce bemoans the end of the tax loophole that has put an end to "Play" time, finds massive irony in Stephenie Meyer’s follow up to 'Twilight', and remembers the horror of his tv debut as a dodgy sci-fi toy expert. Kris Heys invents the "Too Much Christmas" card, gets excited over George A. Romero’s new job at Marvel Comics, and sadly has to give the (sorta) last rites to 'Star Wars - The Clone Wars'. Starburst issue 387 is oversold, 'OZ The Great and Powerful' is reviewed, 'Jurrassic Park 4' is announced - but is anyone really bothered? All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.9: Sex World In which Kris Heys provides Anusol (tm) beauty tips, defends the good name of Baz Bamingboye, and thinks a cut too far makes it a ‘Bad Day to Die Hard’. Mike Royce explains the musical misogyny that is ‘Star Maidens’, really hopes that Rick from ‘The Walking Dead’ sorts his head out, and yet again names the fruit with the worst customer service EVER! ‘Mama’ is reviewed, we ask who should direct the next Bond movie, and manage to screw up the end of the show even more than usual! All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.8: Gummidge In which Mike Royce prefers his Conans to be kings, his Lecters to be Cox, explains the principles of "Monster Munch Economics", and relives his scarecrow horror night. Kris Heys delivers a parable about the dangers of living room masturbation, is still the ONLY person upset that Jim didn’t fix it for him, and asks a wholly inappropriate question. Starburst Shauna swoons over Jason Mmmomoa, forgets she is on the show, and declines to answer a wholly inappropriate question. There are the usual tech nightmares, Star Trek Top Trumps takes over, and who the hell are Phillip Day Kick and Salad Fingers? All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online