Factory Sealed Retro Gaming Podcast

Strap on your flight suit, give your jock buns a squeeze, and prepare your lug holes! We’re taking flight with Star Fox, Star Fox 64, and the cancelled Star Fox 2. We’ve also got more details on our monumental 100th episode and the mysterious Jeeves Box. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 96: Star Fox, Lug Holes, Jock Buns, and the Jeeves Box appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Violence is abounding this week as we subject ourselves to the undeniably terrible, but historically important Night Trap. We also weigh in on that Nintendo Zapper themed pistol, fighting games in general, and the most memorable games from each console. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 95: Night Trap and a History of Absurd Violence appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Fully regrouped, the whole crew reunites and is joined by longtime listener/fan/awesome guy Matt Earney to discuss the crazy world of Undertale, the impending arrival of Final Fantasy XV, and the silky smoothness of Tom’s ‘area’. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 94: Undertale and a Suspicious Smooth Area appeared first on Factory Sealed.

A lost continent rises from the depths of the sea, Goddess Maira plunges the world into darkness, Narcia struggles to overcome her emotions, and Pietro wonders if he has it in him to save those he loves. Join Eric and Tom as they roll the credits on Story 3 of the exceptional PoPoLoCrois. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 93: PoPoLoCrois – Story 3 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Eric moves to the moon, Dan build’s an island out of children’s tears, and John Wayne’s horse joins to discuss Heart of Darkness, Salt and Sanctuary, and Batman vs Super man, all while failing to avoid using old man voices on this inaugural episode of the Factory Sealed Cheese and Pottery Podcast. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 92: Heart of Darkness, Cheese, and Pottery appeared first on Factory Sealed.

As Eric and Dan unite once more for a two-man show, we learn that Sonic Adventure is a marvelous turd, get put in our place by an Australian, tell way too many immature penis jokes, point out more segues, and debate the future of Playstation VR. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 91: Sonic Adventure and the Future of VR appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Eric and Tom unite in Vegas in actual real life and join forces with Dan and Jess to thwart Craig’s Vague Plague in Red Faction, discuss Pokemon Red, and argue about what constitutes an animal for best animal companion in a retro game. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 90: Red Faction and Craig’s Vague Plague appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Mystery is afoot as the crew tries to make sense of the police detective/airborne kung-fu simulator know as Indigo Prophecy/Fahrenheit, stopping off along the way to talk Zelda Twilight Princess HD, Super Smash Brothers, Amiibo collecting obsessions, and the fate of Nathan Drake. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 89: Indigo Prophecy appeared first on Factory Sealed.

We play The Sims and in the process create a pseudo podium polisher, a bizarre pool torture chamber, and an adult with awkward incontinence issues, proving once and for all that we can’t care for anything more complex than a potato. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 88: The Sims and Sitters vs. Standers appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Despite a spectacular late arrival from Tom the Technophobe, the whole crew unites to annoy Eric by arguing that all games are RPGs. Also, learn how to be a good parent, gain more knowledge about Megaman X than you could possibly ever need, and enjoy the briefest celebration of Zelda’s 30th anniversary you’ve ever heard. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 87: Mega Man X and Tom the Technophobe appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Eric and Dan partner up to deliver a very intimate two man Valentine’s Day show filled with brooms, hobs, aubergines, and the possessed farts of a doomed mudoken from Oddworld: Abe’s Exoddus.

What what tally ho old bean! Put on your monocle, get your upper lip as stiff as possible and listen to us talk about Grim Fandango, the death of guides, and Eric’s gradual transformation into a cyborg. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 85: Grim Fandango, the Death of Guides, and a Stiff Upper Lip appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Even a broken collarbone can’t stop Eric from making a triumphant return to talk nonsense with the crew! Highlights include finishing Paper Mario, an extended discussion of toilet etiquette, and a good dollop of Final Fantasy Explorers/Final Fantasy XV chat. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 84: Paper Mario Part 2, Final Fantasy Explorers, and a Wet Viking appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Perhaps foolishly, Jess and Tom go AWOL and let Dan and Eric man the show. As a result, we discuss British pinky etiquette, inexplicably sexual gaming adverts of yesteryear, the beautiful simplicity of Paper Mario and FFXIII’s Lightning’s new career as a fashion model. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 83: Paper Mario and Proper Pinky Etiquette appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Although we Have No Mouth and Cannot Scream, we still manage to achieve new levels of stupidity and talk about baked bean cultural differences, Eric’s lottery-winning ambitions, and sexism within 60’s fiction. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 82: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Christmas happened! We reveal our top games of 2015 (with an FS twist), Tom reveals his in-progress Eric impression, and we all debate the technicalities of punting. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 81: Our Favorite Games We Played in 2015 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

To the amazement of the crew, everyone (yes, including Jess) manages to finish a game, Eric purchases a Wii U and has his heart melted by wooly dinosaurs, and Beneath a Steel Sky proves to be perhaps the most sexual-reference-filled game in existence. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 80: Beneath a Steel Sky, a Game Jess Actually Finished appeared first on Factory Sealed.

The Galaxy is explored in a pirate ship in Rogue Galaxy, everyone denounces Wipeout 64 as clearly inferior to the Playstation version, and Eric falls madly in love with running over cows in a truck equipped with drills. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 79: Rogue Galaxy, Wipeout 64, and Rush appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Gather round kids! Queen Sania may be saved, but darkness awaits the Lion Hearted king of PoPoLocrois. Eric and Tom join Pietro et al for the second story of their whimsical adventure. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 78: PoPoLoCrois – Story 2 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Factory Sealed’s plot to take over the world is revealed, everyone nerds out over the Final Fantasy 7 Remake trailer, and everyone except Dan decides to preserve their happy childhood memories and stops playing Tomb Raider 2. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 77: Tomb Raider 2 and the Final Fantasy 7 Remake appeared first on Factory Sealed.