Factory Sealed Retro Gaming Podcast

Phone sex operator Jess returns, cars are on fire, Super Star Wars is absurdly difficult, and apparently 600 clicks on a screen tell us our top games of all time. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 76: Super Star Wars and Our Top Games of All Time appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Jess sleeps through the nuclear apocalypse as Eric, Dan and Tom discuss Fallout 4 and accidentally manage to play various versions of Kirby. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 75: Fallout 4 and Multiple Kirbys appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Slip into your favorite jammies and snuggle in with Eric and Tom as they whisk you away on magical journey to the whimsical land of PoPoLoCrois. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 74: PoPoLoCrois – Story 1 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Chrono Trigger consistently ranks near top in the pantheon of gaming gods, but does it really deserve to be there? We think so. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 73: Chrono Trigger appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Silent Hill raises more questions than it actually answers. Questions like “What happened to this town?” and “What’s going on with that radio?” But most importantly, “Have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair? Just turned seven last month?” The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 72: Silent Hill and a Bunch of Soiled Pants appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Halloween is still a week away, but that doesn’t stop us from talking about loads of cosplay, our favorite memories from working at a game shop, tech decks, and the last half of Psychonauts and how it almost didn’t happen. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 71: Polishing off Psychonauts and Hotboxing GameStop appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Play Battlefront you must – come, make laser noises and learn about the walkey-things. Then lie back, sniff some bacon, and listen as brain experts Eric and Dan delve deep into the mind and talk everything Psychonauts. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 70: Kicking Some Astral Projection in Psychonauts! appeared first on Factory Sealed.

With our collective brain power we attempt to answer some of this week’s more pressing questions: What happened to the Tony Hawk Series? Where did Ethan Carter go? And just who is Ronnie Pickering? The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 69: Why is Tony Hawk broken? Where’s Ethan Carter? And who’s Ronnie Pickering?! appeared first on Factory Sealed.

The force is not strong with us. We channel our inner pod racer with Star Wars Episode 1: Racer and Jess lights her truck on fire in the process. Eric and Dan finish Metal Gear Solid V and lament over the mixed emotions they are left with. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 68: Star Wars Ep.1 Racer, Metal Gear Solid V Woes, and a Burning Pick Up Truck appeared first on Factory Sealed.

We get existential with developer Will O’Neill as we wax philosophical about his semi-autobiographical creation Actual Sunlight. We’re are we going? Is this all worth it? Who knows. Just don’t go to the roof. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 67: Special Guest Will O’Neill joins to talk Actual Sunlight appeared first on Factory Sealed.

20 years of PlayStation memories, a few questionable Mario purchases, and two plausibly confirmed myths regarding Mario 3 and the true familial loins from which Bowser Jr. was cast forth. Wot? The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 66: 30 Years of Mario and 20 Years of PlayStation appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Eric and Dan hold the fort as Jess and Tom are possibly currently deceased. Discover whether Crash Bash is a euphemism, how Kiefer Sutherland sucks as Snake, and revel in the debut of the Random Game Generator! The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 65: Crash Bash isn’t a Euphemism appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Dan taunts us with his early copy of Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain while the rest of us prepare by brushing up on our combat skills with Metal Gear Solid: VR Missions and King of the Monsters. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 64: King of the Monsters and an Early Copy of Metal Gear Solid V appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Often revered as one of the greatest RPGs of its era, The Legend of Dragoon feels more like a summer filled with household chores than a game worthy of such high praise. But does it have enough for us to see it through to the end? The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 63: The Legend of Dragoon appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Rocket Knight Adventures sends us wandering down a very dark and twisted path in search of answers to why all the pigs take their clothes off when they die. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 62: Why are all the Pigs Naked in Rocket Knight Adventures?! appeared first on Factory Sealed.

We wrap up our thoughts on The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap, but not before we dissect the crack-level addictive qualities of Rocket League. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 61: The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap – Part 2 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Dan admits he’s wrong for the first time ever as we discuss how despite being the tiniest Zelda game, the Minish Cap may also be one of the best. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 60: The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap – Part 1 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

We don our running sneakooors and accompany Sonic on his slowest fetch quest yet in Sonic 3D Blast. Unfortunately, we return with only a drunkenly opened suitcase and a single flesh tunnel. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 59: Drunk Suitcases, Flesh Tunnels, and Sonic 3D Blast. appeared first on Factory Sealed.

We travel back in time to the land of Turok: Dinosaur Hunter and try to reprogram our brains to comprehend the controls, all while Jess eludes a crazy window stalker. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 58: Turok Dinosaur Hunter Proves FPS Controls Used to Suck appeared first on Factory Sealed.

We’re out to settle the long-standing debate of which kart racer is the best. Mario Kart 64, Diddy Kong Racing, or Crash Team Racing? With a gun to our pouses, we are forced to crown a victor. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 57: Mario Kart 64 vs. Diddy Kong Racing vs. Crash Team Racing. Who’s the best? appeared first on Factory Sealed.