Factory Sealed Retro Gaming Podcast

Jess proves turning 30 isn’t as good as dying, by being basically dead, we all fail to get Samoose to the end of Super Metroid, and a winner is chosen for the Mini NES competition. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 116: Samoose in Super Metroid appeared first on Factory Sealed.

This Halloween we tackle Silent Hill 2 and join James Sunderland as he ventures into his own personal hell to look for his wife. Her name is Mary. She sent him a letter. Have you seen her? She’s dead. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 115: Silent Hill 2 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Slip on your neon leg warmers on, perm that hair, and join us as we go back to the 80’s for a spot of GTA: Vice City and stop off for some discussion about the Nintendo Switch, Red Dead Redemption 2, and find out for yourself just how incredibly stupid one man can be when he describes a competition. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 114: GTA: Vice City appeared first on Factory Sealed.

We unveil a new contest and come to a rather uncommon consensus about The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past while Jess begins the slow descent into Crazy Cat Lady by extreme vetting her online dates. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 113: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past – Part 2 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

We learn all about mermaid camp, Tom’s awkward erection on the beaches of Greece, and start our adventure through the kingdom of Hyrule in The Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 112: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past – Part 1 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

After 14 years, Eric finally makes it to the end of Dark Cloud 2 while Dan watches (with envy) a documentary about a very disturbing method of painting. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 111: Dark Cloud 2 – Part 2 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Is there any Dick in Richard? Is Driver any good outside of Russian accents? Why is MediEvil called MediEvil and just what in the hell are sarnies and pease pudding anyway? The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 110: Driver, MediEvil, and Richard’s Dick appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Allo comrades, this week, we are driving you crazy with discussion of Wario Land, larders v pantries and very, very poor accents. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 109: Wario Land appeared first on Factory Sealed.

We hit things with wrenches, build entire towns, race fish, and even stop off for a spot of golf as we tackle the first half of Dark Cloud 2. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 108: Dark Cloud 2 – Part 1 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Yee Haw! It’s Harvest Moon time. All ya’ll younguns best hike up yer britches and get to. Them taters and maters ain’t gonna grow themselves! The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 107: Harvest Moon, No Man’s Sky, and Life Simulation appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Join us for a whimsical, thought-provoking romp through the history of the Game Boy series, as well as Kirby’s Dreamland 1 and 2! Oh, and keys in the shitter. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 106: Kirby’s Dreamland, Game Boy Light, and Keys in the Shitter appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Long-time listener, fan, and awesome dude Jack Grant joins us for an absolute shitshow of an episode with curling irons in wrong places, Banjo Kazooie, and the worst question ever. Seriously. Ever. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 105: Banjo Kazooie, Curling Irons, and a Question appeared first on Factory Sealed.

We get Mysty-eyed as Myst proves to be more trouble than it’s really worth, send an evil gargoyle to his repeated death in Demon’s Crest and get far too obsessed with Pokemon Go. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 104: Pokemon Go, Myst, and Demon’s Crest appeared first on Factory Sealed.

As we regain our memories in the bizarre hybrid of 80’s sci-fi known as Flashback: The Quest for Identity, the crew discuss patriotic games in honor of ‘Murica day and why the English burn people on bonfires before setting off fireworks. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 103: Flashback and Bonfireworks appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Two weeks was ample time to delve into Landstalker and its world of ludicrous controls, ballet brothels, and tricky platforming. Dan finishes, Tom goes missing, Jess leaves before the end of the show, and Eric gets drunk and plays Smash Brothers instead. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 102: Landstalker and Ballet Brothels appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Inexplicable lesbianism and robotic crotch-hugging bugs feature heavily as we play Fear Effect 2: Retro Helix, just after discovering that Dan lives in the past and that internet wires are meant to stay plugged in. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 101: Fear Effect 2 and Crotch Hugging Robots appeared first on Factory Sealed.

With a century of episodes behind us we celebrate by playing The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, sharing your favorite memories of the show, and sending a ghost to attack someone’s room by giving away the Jeeves box (and loads of other prizes! The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 100: Ocarina of Time and the Jeeves Box Giveaway appeared first on Factory Sealed.

There’s much to be discovered this week: we learn that Castlevania Bloodlines stars a real-life serial killer, go on the hunt for treasure in the super-shiny Uncharted 4, and reveal our plans for the mysterious Jeeves Box (mmm, quite). The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 99: Castlevania Bloodlines appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Dan made it home from Australia just in time for Jess to go mysteriously missing. In all the confusion, everyone forgot to play a game, but that doesn’t stop us from talking about what else we’re playing, Nintendo NX/Nintendo’s mad plans, this week’s big gaming news, and the many eccentricities of the land down under. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 98: The Non-Episode and the Nintendo NX appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Scheduling conflicts aside, Eric and Jess team up to explore the universe of Ratchet & Clank, work on their Dan impressions, join a motorcycle gang, get in a bar fight, and analyze the depths of gaming memories in this ultra soft polyester blend edition of Factory Sealed. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 97: Ratchet & Clank and Motorcycle Gangs appeared first on Factory Sealed.