Factory Sealed Retro Gaming Podcast

Yee Haw! It’s Harvest Moon time. All ya’ll younguns best hike up yer britches and get to. Them taters and maters ain’t gonna grow themselves! The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 107: Harvest Moon, No Man’s Sky, and Life Simulation appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Join us for a whimsical, thought-provoking romp through the history of the Game Boy series, as well as Kirby’s Dreamland 1 and 2! Oh, and keys in the shitter. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 106: Kirby’s Dreamland, Game Boy Light, and Keys in the Shitter appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Long-time listener, fan, and awesome dude Jack Grant joins us for an absolute shitshow of an episode with curling irons in wrong places, Banjo Kazooie, and the worst question ever. Seriously. Ever. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 105: Banjo Kazooie, Curling Irons, and a Question appeared first on Factory Sealed.

We get Mysty-eyed as Myst proves to be more trouble than it’s really worth, send an evil gargoyle to his repeated death in Demon’s Crest and get far too obsessed with Pokemon Go. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 104: Pokemon Go, Myst, and Demon’s Crest appeared first on Factory Sealed.

As we regain our memories in the bizarre hybrid of 80’s sci-fi known as Flashback: The Quest for Identity, the crew discuss patriotic games in honor of ‘Murica day and why the English burn people on bonfires before setting off fireworks. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 103: Flashback and Bonfireworks appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Two weeks was ample time to delve into Landstalker and its world of ludicrous controls, ballet brothels, and tricky platforming. Dan finishes, Tom goes missing, Jess leaves before the end of the show, and Eric gets drunk and plays Smash Brothers instead. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 102: Landstalker and Ballet Brothels appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Inexplicable lesbianism and robotic crotch-hugging bugs feature heavily as we play Fear Effect 2: Retro Helix, just after discovering that Dan lives in the past and that internet wires are meant to stay plugged in. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 101: Fear Effect 2 and Crotch Hugging Robots appeared first on Factory Sealed.

With a century of episodes behind us we celebrate by playing The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, sharing your favorite memories of the show, and sending a ghost to attack someone’s room by giving away the Jeeves box (and loads of other prizes! The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 100: Ocarina of Time and the Jeeves Box Giveaway appeared first on Factory Sealed.

There’s much to be discovered this week: we learn that Castlevania Bloodlines stars a real-life serial killer, go on the hunt for treasure in the super-shiny Uncharted 4, and reveal our plans for the mysterious Jeeves Box (mmm, quite). The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 99: Castlevania Bloodlines appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Dan made it home from Australia just in time for Jess to go mysteriously missing. In all the confusion, everyone forgot to play a game, but that doesn’t stop us from talking about what else we’re playing, Nintendo NX/Nintendo’s mad plans, this week’s big gaming news, and the many eccentricities of the land down under. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 98: The Non-Episode and the Nintendo NX appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Scheduling conflicts aside, Eric and Jess team up to explore the universe of Ratchet & Clank, work on their Dan impressions, join a motorcycle gang, get in a bar fight, and analyze the depths of gaming memories in this ultra soft polyester blend edition of Factory Sealed. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 97: Ratchet & Clank and Motorcycle Gangs appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Strap on your flight suit, give your jock buns a squeeze, and prepare your lug holes! We’re taking flight with Star Fox, Star Fox 64, and the cancelled Star Fox 2. We’ve also got more details on our monumental 100th episode and the mysterious Jeeves Box. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 96: Star Fox, Lug Holes, Jock Buns, and the Jeeves Box appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Violence is abounding this week as we subject ourselves to the undeniably terrible, but historically important Night Trap. We also weigh in on that Nintendo Zapper themed pistol, fighting games in general, and the most memorable games from each console. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 95: Night Trap and a History of Absurd Violence appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Fully regrouped, the whole crew reunites and is joined by longtime listener/fan/awesome guy Matt Earney to discuss the crazy world of Undertale, the impending arrival of Final Fantasy XV, and the silky smoothness of Tom’s ‘area’. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 94: Undertale and a Suspicious Smooth Area appeared first on Factory Sealed.

A lost continent rises from the depths of the sea, Goddess Maira plunges the world into darkness, Narcia struggles to overcome her emotions, and Pietro wonders if he has it in him to save those he loves. Join Eric and Tom as they roll the credits on Story 3 of the exceptional PoPoLoCrois. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 93: PoPoLoCrois – Story 3 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Eric moves to the moon, Dan build’s an island out of children’s tears, and John Wayne’s horse joins to discuss Heart of Darkness, Salt and Sanctuary, and Batman vs Super man, all while failing to avoid using old man voices on this inaugural episode of the Factory Sealed Cheese and Pottery Podcast. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 92: Heart of Darkness, Cheese, and Pottery appeared first on Factory Sealed.

As Eric and Dan unite once more for a two-man show, we learn that Sonic Adventure is a marvelous turd, get put in our place by an Australian, tell way too many immature penis jokes, point out more segues, and debate the future of Playstation VR. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 91: Sonic Adventure and the Future of VR appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Eric and Tom unite in Vegas in actual real life and join forces with Dan and Jess to thwart Craig’s Vague Plague in Red Faction, discuss Pokemon Red, and argue about what constitutes an animal for best animal companion in a retro game. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 90: Red Faction and Craig’s Vague Plague appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Mystery is afoot as the crew tries to make sense of the police detective/airborne kung-fu simulator know as Indigo Prophecy/Fahrenheit, stopping off along the way to talk Zelda Twilight Princess HD, Super Smash Brothers, Amiibo collecting obsessions, and the fate of Nathan Drake. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 89: Indigo Prophecy appeared first on Factory Sealed.

We play The Sims and in the process create a pseudo podium polisher, a bizarre pool torture chamber, and an adult with awkward incontinence issues, proving once and for all that we can’t care for anything more complex than a potato. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 88: The Sims and Sitters vs. Standers appeared first on Factory Sealed.