Factory Sealed Retro Gaming Podcast

We’ve plugged our Black & Deckers into the Matrix to guide cheesy wotsit Jake through Shadowrun, but not before stopping off to discuss the finer points of the Crash N Sane trilogy. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 136: Shadowrun appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Mike is declared an official podcast member and instantly says the worst thing ever before the Final Fantasy victory ham horn blares triumphantly as we breed some chocobos, summon some Knights of the Rounds, and spend hours fighting magical pots as we roll the credits on Final Fantasy VII. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 135: Final Fantasy VII: Disc 3 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Tom’s back from Japan, just in time to help Aerith-th-th-th, SEXY, Cloud (or Tom), Ket Shee, Foul-Mouthed Cid, Cool Vincent, Red Dog Thing, Big Barret and Useless Yuffie continue their adventure through Final Fantasy VII. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 134: Final Fantasy VII: Disc 2 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Eric meets a potential serial killer while we polish off our Buster Swords, equip our best materia, and begin the first part of our deep dive into the gaming masterpiece that is Final Fantasy 7. Expect many Kleenex to be consumed. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 133: Final Fantasy VII: Disc 1(ish) appeared first on Factory Sealed.

The world heavyweight champion and serial ear eater Mike Tyson joins us to talk Earthworm Jim 1 and 2, a ballerina you don’t want to watch, and Jives, the perpetually grooving butler. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 132: Earthworm Jim 1 & 2 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Alundra, unfortunately, takes a slight turn for the worse as we progress into the second half, Nintendo baffles us with their decision to discontinue the NES Classic, and we all learn that taking relationship advice from Dan is a bad idea. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 131: Alundra – Part 2 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

If there’s one thing we could say about this show, it’s that it’ll probably give you a massive Bonaire as we play through the first half of the classic RPG, Alundstalkorrrrrr (or Alundra). The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 130: Alundra – Part 1 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Mountains are climbed (pointlessly) and we learn that saving on Crash Bandicoot is even stupider than naming a character Willy the Wombat. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 129: Crash Bandicoot appeared first on Factory Sealed.

There’s just enough time for a bit more debate about the Nintendo Switch, Zelda Breath of the Wild, and Tom’s trip to Japan before good old Nemmy – in a bizarre turn of events – is finally defeated by Ronnie Pickering as we finish Resident Evil 3: Nemesis. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 128: Resident Evil 3 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Tom finds his way back to the show to help support the Vita, fawn over the new Final Fantasy VII remake screens, and bubble over the lovely 2.5D platformer we probably all missed – Klonoa: Door to Phantomile. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 127: Klonoa appeared first on Factory Sealed.

The battle against Doctor Smooth Area takes a dramatic turn as Eric develops laser eyes! We (nearly) finish Super Mario RPG, discuss upcoming games, chat about emulation and a take a look at a new all-in-one console called the RetroBlox. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 126: Super Mario RPG – Part 2 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

It’s with a tearful wave that we say goodbye to Jess. Eric and Dan share their favorite Jess moments before trying to make sense of the Kingdom Hearts series, invent an alternate RPG franchise, and dissect the first half of Super Mario RPG. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 125: Super Mario RPG – Part 1 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

We react to the Nintendo Switch, Jess contracts the G-Virus and manages to miss our playthrough of Resident Evil 2 (although we didn’t notice) and we reveal the winners of our Card Fighter competition. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 124: Resident Evil 2 and the Nintendo Switch appeared first on Factory Sealed.

After playing Ico (with mixed feelings), Eric’s inner desire to protect his family manifests itself in a quite thrilling, but quite stupid way as he partakes in an epic car chase across Arizona, aided by his mother. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 123: Ico appeared first on Factory Sealed.

2016 may have been shit, but there were still plenty of games to love! We pick our top ten games of the year and buff some smooth areas in the process. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 122: Top Games of 2016 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Ho ho ho, it’s the Factory Sealed Christmas show! Inside, you’ll find many neatly wrapped presents including a bread wren, a Grandma that falls over, and the sweet, sweet memories of things that happened in 2016 during Factory Sealed. Oh, and Maniac Mansion. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 121: Christmas Memories of 2016 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Jeeves, tell Jeeves to inform Jeeves to tell masters Ericolius, Iggytom, and Dantis that we have washed their clothes in the toilet and prepared a right good Final Fantasy extravaganza. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 120: Final Fantasy XV Extravaganza appeared first on Factory Sealed.

The Carmel Cran and his faithful sidekick, Jockbuns, stop fighting the evil of Dr Smooth Area to discuss Sonic 2’s surprising facts and a bit of Pokemon Sun before inventing a clothing line. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 119: Sonic the Hedgehog 2 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

A wild man-hunting chin hair appears as we discuss Pokemon Sun and Moon before the Master fails again to save the word in Soul Blazer! The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 118: Soul Blazer appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Join Sir Jockbuns and Dead Scarlett Johannson as they play god in ActRaiser, debate the mini NES, discuss review ethics, and learn about a very special summer car. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 117: ActRaiser appeared first on Factory Sealed.