Brine Weekly

A Brinesgiving special mega-Brine! Join us at the table in complete darkness with our effigy of Ansapin and painting of Multimouth as we feast on cheese curd and raw chicken. It's holidays!

How do you lose a son? How do you waste $61 million? How do you create the universe? How can we agree on anything? These answers, and a surprising French Lick, this week on Brine Weekly.

Let yourself go cuckoo-nutso from the power of acid jazz this week as we take you on a crazy trip through the world of convenience stores, eBay stores, gin that makes you feel bad, and square dogs.

Flirt with danger by engaging in CRIMES in this week's episode. Live vicariously through the crimes of others. Commit crimes using only your thoughts. Think about your dome. Listen to ska. It's ALL dangerous.

Our friends at BFRA Cynergy Solutions are dedicate to fulfilling all your needs, from all your important garage tools to delicious and refreshing children's juice-style beverages. Also, another excerpt from Hemingway and Faulkner's correspondence, a word from Tostitos, and much more.

Shocktober nears its end, and we all swallow our Placebrex to remain calm while learning about the deeper mysteries of Frasier. Meanwhile, a shady deal goes wrong.

Shocktober continues as we share a very dark and ominous night dream, reveal the hidden history of Goosebumps, and some easy tips on staying healthy.

Show your patriotism by joining us in our tribute to the national anthem of the Philippines. Also, we continue our celebration of Shocktober by sharing an intimate conversation between a witch and her beloved niece. Plus, the Things are listed.

Dusty returns from his meditation retreat with the feeling he forgot about something. Maybe he should be checking his voicemail more often. Meanwhile, Miranda Boxawine returns with another very special Sugar and Spite, and we get some advice about dining out.

Blowtember continues with a special announcement from the Explodin' Corpse Celebration Hut. Also: Dusty McClavin gets some interesting news from his tree-removal service, a businessman has a change of heart, a useful new telephone service is announced, and Father and Son return to the Fight once again.

This Week, we examine the work of art in the age of its technological reproducibility and also Pappy’s Banjo Hour.

This week on Brine, we check in with the soothing-voiced Walt Wordington to learn where some words come from and nothing else will happen.

This week on Brine we celebrate the particular sexual and emotional needs of aunts everywhere, catch up on some of the most important word-style news, and learn a little bit about an alien society. BONUS: GarfScarf

It's the 33rd episode and the 33rd of July, and you know what that means: it's Wyrm Day! This week we bring you live coverage of the great wyrm's emergence from the center of the Earth as well as a variety of viewpoints on the vagaries of human sexuality. And of course some light comedy from ya boy, Ritchie Davenport!

Things take a turn this week as your lover envelops you in her damp, stained leather sheets, some disturbing truths about Ghostbusters are revealed, and the cosmic forces vying for Dusty McClavin's soul really get serious. Hope you've tied your shoes securely.

Everyone agrees you should be very mindful about the things you put in your body. But there's so much conflicting advice about what those things should be! Is it better to purge toxins or increase your toxin intake? Is it better to eat the same food all year round or not eat any food at all when nothing's in season? Are clams an aberration in the eyes of the Golden Cormorant? WHO EVEN KNOWS ANYMORE?

The state of constantly increasing entropy in the universe is the theme this week. Dusty McClavin nears his breaking point, morning talk radio recognizes the futility of existence, Garfield fan conventions proliferate across the globe, and women everywhere emit odorless fluid from their buttholes once a year. It's a terrifying, meaningless world out there, friends. Have fun. :)

Praise Ansapin and welcome to this week's blessed installment of Brine Weekly, ranked by Consumer Reports as the holiest podcast on iTunes! We'd like to tell your more about our One Weird Religion! And that's what we do! In this episode! We'll also tell you about our Many Weird Diets and Things We Came Out to Our Parents About! For more information, check out http://www.oneweirdreligion.biz!

Welcome to Pennsylvania. Check your teeth, put on some comfy pants, say your sorry, order some breakfast, and enjoy with some popular sitcoms. Relax, Ringo is here.

The HORSE Corporation would like you to apologize sincerely for causing your HORSE to be enraged by guzzling energy drinks, throat-singing, and engaging in activities with your car.