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We’re back to our regularly scheduled programming. This week on Toilet Radio: Election madness! Jon Schaffer managed to get a slap on the wrist for diming out all his Oathkeeper buddies so Iced Earth will surely return soon. As I Lay Dying has completely melted down and it’s all Tim Lambesis’ fault. Warped Tour* has returned and it sucks real bad man. We talk about SHELL SHOCK FEST, an ill-fated local fest that tried to use Kyle Rittenhouse as a star attraction and then immediately went to shit. Finally, we talk about Ash vs. Ronnie Radke in a battle of who sucks more. Folks, it is an episode. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Andy Gillion – Prophecy This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week: Our final episode of The 2024 Halloween Spooktacular. We're joined by returning champion Shayne Mathis to talk about Demons (1985), a movie about how much fun it is to skip school and go watch horror movies instead. For folks unfamiliar, Demons is a much-beloved Italian zombie flick that features the music of early Motley Crue, Saxon, Accept, and Billy Idol. It also features a much-beloved scene in which a guy rides a dirt bike around a movie theater chopping heads off with a sword. It rules. Join us as we talk about sleazy Italians, hidden horror gems, and big, mainstream coworker heavy metal. Folks, it's a good one. Join us next week as we get back to your regularly scheduled making-fun-of-metal-guys content. Happy Halloween. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: ZORN – GORN This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it

This week we’re joined by Dave from Earsplit PR and noise-favorites Gridfailure. Dave felt we were having way too much fun with lighthearted horror romps and decided that we need to get grimy and horrifying ASAP with a modern horror classic. We're talking about 2011's SINISTER. Join us as we put on Ethan Hawke's acting sweater to talk about found-footage, black metal antagonists, Boards of Canada, and Ziggy Sobotka in this genuinely evil-ass motion picture. But that's not all, we're also talking about horror sequels, managing promotions for major bands, using found-sound for compositions, and lessons learned across a lifetime in horror and heavy metal. It's a good one. Join us next week as we talk DEMONI with a very special guest. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Gridfailure – Blades and Arson Instead This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or wha

This week we're joined by returning champion Maggie Serota to talk about 2014 action/horror cult classic The Guest. In his follow-up to 2013's You're Next, Adam Wingard imagines The Terminator and Halloween 3 through a lens of CW teen dramas and cocaine-infused beats. Scored by Zombi's Steve Moore, The Guest offers a thrilling soundtrack to go along with the hyperviolence that results when a stranger comes to town and not all is as it seems. Folks, it is a good one. Join us next week as we watch Sinister (2012) with a very special guest. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Annie – Anthonio (Berlin Breakdown) This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit. 

We're joined by Greg from Nefarious Industries to talk about Peter Jackson's horror comedy classic, Dead Alive (or Braindead if you're a Euro). Long before The Lord of the Rings, Peter trafficked in the grotesque and absurd to create low-budget pictures jam-packed with guts and goo. We talk about his most splatter-y early work here. But that's not all, Greg tells us all about the mechanics of running a record label and touring with bands on $20 bucks a day. It's a good one folks. Join us next week as we discuss The Guest (2014) with a very special... guest. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: El Drugstore – Rural Ecstasy This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit. 

We're kicking off the October Spooktacular, our month-long celebration of horror movies, with special guest Maddie (aka Beaver Mosh)! Maddie took some time off from interviewing cool metal bands to talk to us about one of her favorite horror movies - the OG in sci fi horror: Alien (1979). We're talking about the movie that spawned a million sequels, spin-offs, comics, and video games. Does the Alien eat people or just kinda chew on them? Is Jonesy an android? What is the goopy white stuff dripping out of Ash? And finally, what happened to Ridley Scott? These questions and more explored on this week's episode. Join us next week as we discuss Peter Jackson's sublime Dead Alive with a very special guest. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Wormed – Protogod This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review,

Oh god. Phil Labonte wrote an op-ed for Fox News about how society doesn't value men. Join us as we engage with his arguments, discuss the implications of patriarchal decline, and otherwise attack the character, beliefs, and appearance of the author. We also spend a lil time talking about a smart tactical move by The Blood Brothers on their upcoming reunion tour, Power Trip* playing shows with Pantera*, and the inevitable return of Warped Tour. Folks, it's a weird one. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Ritual Fog – Desolate Chasm This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit. 

Tim Lambesis and Alex Terrible team up for an awful new song about how much incarceration sucks, the latest in diminishing returns from the reformed As I Lay Dying. We also learned that Janes Addiction returned by means of Perry Farrell having an extremely funny on-stage meltdown. Dez from Coal Chamber and Devil Driver has made powerful enemies with medical staff, drummers. Unto Others (formerly Idle Hands) got dropped from their upcoming tour with WASP and we learned that WASP has violently stupid opinions about Arabs. Cryptopsy has some baffling new merchandise for us to gawk at and, finally, Sanguisugabogg should probably stop tweeting whatever dumb bullshit comes to mind. Folks, it's a good one. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Pøltergeist – Children of the Dark This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you ca

This week on Toilet Radio: We learn that right-wing media company Tenet Media, may be doing a little light treason with the help of Tim Pool, Phil Labonte, and the Russian government. Whoops! Also, At the Drive In's Cedric Bixler-Zavala is going to war with Scientology and, by extension, Linkin Park's new vocalist. Wes Eisgold of Cold Cave and American Nightmare is suing the WWE and Cody Rhodes for trademark infringement and we discuss fun new wrestling angles to cover the lawsuit. Happy 9/11. Folks, it's a good one. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Mammoth Grinder – Undying Spectral Resonance This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit. Feel free to leave us a good voicemail at (972) 861-0581 and we’ll

On this episode of Toilet Radio: Oops! All Our Guys! We promise one hour of nothing but talking about the dopes we've somehow spent many hours talking about already. TO START: RFK Jr dropped out of the presidential race and it's got Ash from Sumerian Records all itchy and chafe-y so you know he's gotta threaten some spurious legal action over it. Dumb! Also, Ronnie Radke is pursuing his own spurious legal action against YouTube talking head Anthony Fantano in what may be the most doomed lawsuit in history. Huzzah! Finally, Tommy Vext is BACK! With Ill Nino of all things! It'll probably go well! Folks, it's a good one. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Acid Mass – Neutralizer  This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and o

We're enjoying the final days of Summer and there's no better way to celebrate than by taking an audio journey to the Southern hemisphere. A couple years ago we made a trek to Japan to enjoy a wide variety of heavy metal noises. This time around we're setting our sights on Chile. Join me and Jordan as we learn some cursory facts about the longest country and explore some ripping thrash, crushing death, and tearfully sad boi doom metal.  If you really dig any of these selections let us know below and, as always, you should purchase the full releases using one of the handy links below. Folks, it's a good one. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Ecologist– Bosque Esclerofilo Mar De Grises - Deep-Seeded Hope Avant-Garde Concilivm - Dark Zenith Demoniac - The Trap  Inanna - Gilgamesh Rise to the Sky - Just Say Goodbye This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTune

This week on Toilet Radio: Sometimes a man has to make a very silly decision. In this case, that man is Jeff (@Solidstapp) and the decision is to attend an all-day local music fest with more bands than paying attendees hosted in a motel conference room. Join us as Jeff regales Joe and Jordan with tales from the upstate New York DIY and not-so-DIY scene. We're starting Facebook beef and trying to resolve it onstage in front of an apathetic crowd... on this week's Toilet Radio. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Sunflo'er– fifty ways to leave a housefire This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit. Feel free to leave us a good voicemail at (972) 861-0581 and we’ll play it on the show.

This week on Toilet Radio: Blake Judd is BACK with the most ill-advised music video we could imagine! Let's all buy rare black metal vinyl from him! Other stories this week: Capulet Fest has the goddamn state attorney general involved now, boy is that guy boned! Wacken 2024 just wrapped up but the first slate of bands for Wacken 2025 have already been announced - let's take a look! Marilyn Manson is continuing his comeback attempt, this time with Reba from Code Orange in his backing band - woof! Finally, the guy from Rammstein is suing Der Spiegel and it makes us super happy to live in America where we can talk shit without legal consequences. Folks, it's a good one. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Ripped to Shreds – Perverting the Funeral Rites, Stripping for the Dead This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where yo

This week on Toilet Radio: We're talking with New England Metal & Hardcore Fest organizer Scott Lee. Join us as we pick Scott's brain about 25 years of Killswitch, a quarter century of NEH&M fests, hardcore crews, managing Khemmis, controversy surrounding Slaughter to Prevail, and all the bands he wishes he could convince to play a single reunion show. After the interview, me and Jordan go through the lineup and discuss each band on the bill. Folks, it's a good one. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Corpse Pile – Force Fed Lead This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit. Feel free to leave us a good voicemail at (972) 861-0581 and we’ll play it on the show.

This week on Toilet Radio: We discuss mass shootings and liminal spaces before diving into the global spectacle of the Olympics. Gojira - good! Skillet - bad! Synchronized diving and willfully ignorant nationalism - fun! We also talk about the most real ass interview we’ve ever read. The bass player from Exodus tells it like it fuckin’ is RE: the entire recording music industry. We talk t-shirt sales, viral hopium, and selling off recording catalogs. Finally, a lil talk about Bill Ward maybe reuniting with Black Sabbath for one last score. Folks, it’s a good one. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: The Mantle – Planetary Accretion This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit. Feel free to leave us a good voi

This week on Toilet Radio: Boy, a lot of strange things happened since we last recorded. Some kid tried to shoot Donald Trump and hijinks briefly ensued. Everyone's moved on by now but Jack Black managed to knife his bandmate in the back over brief backlash they received for saying out loud what everyone else was already saying out loud. Meanwhile, Sticker Mule, a sticker printing company, decided to spam their customers with weepy pro-Trump messages. When their customers weren't sufficiently respectful, the company doxxed their customers with the help of Chaya "That Awful Libs of Tiktok Lady" Raichik. / Meanwhile, Tony Iommi is releasing a SECOND signature fragrance if you have a spare $300 and want to smell like patchouli, Rolling Stone put together a shamefully lazy list of records they consider to be the worst album covers of all time, and Hell's Heroes 2024 looks great except for the unwelcome inclusion of Russley McGovern and Absu. Folks, it is an episode. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hour

This week on Toilet Radio we tackle artificial intelligence in heavy metal. In the past we've discussed odious little AI projects like Frostbite Orckings and ShredderZ which were, all credit due, absolutely odious. This time we delve further into a dozen or so other fake AI metal "bands" to get a taste for what some of the most Cheeto-stained people are earth are generating while drying up the last remaining freshwater from the Great Lakes. Join us as we explore hard right wing nu metal, Christian rap rock, false thrash, fake deathcore, and many more truly awful sounds. We also discuss the ongoing lawsuits between the major labels and Suno and other AI-generation companies but rest assured, whoever wins we will have much more of this crap getting pumped out. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Really awful stuff This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTune

This week on Toilet Radio we watched Underground Inc., a documentary about the forgotten edges of the 90s alternative rock boom. Post-Nevermind, there was an explosion in major label dollars thrown at freaks with guitars hoping for similar success stories. This 2019 documentary helps explore that era with the help of Steve Albini, Sean from White Zombie, guys from Monster Magnet, Queens of the Stone Age, Red Fang, Sepultura, and much much more. We watched and compared notes, matching various Gen X tales told here with other stories from the time. Join as we connect the reign of Guns & Roses to the rise of prime 90s rock, the nadir of post-grunge, and the wave of nu-metal. Folks. It is a good one. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Paw – Jesse This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscr

This week on Toilet Radio: The Sword is back ! / We discuss the drama and intrigue of a three-day-long disaster in Connecticut called Capulet Fest. Join us as we hear how every thing that could go wrong did including: cancelling a whole day with one hour's notice, making bands pay three grand to buy on, and a flat out refusal to book a single good band. / Going to see Power Trip and Yngwie Malmsteen / Slaughter to Prevail are finding new levels of success thanks, in large part, to Jamey Jasta help washing away Alex Terrible's nazi background / Ash from Sumerian Records is a brave truth teller. Folks, it's a good one. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Adversarial – Hatred Kiln of Vengeance This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus e

This week on Toilet Radio: Gen X Correspondent Ian steps in to talk to legendary rock n' roller Carmine Appice about his incredible path to Rock God, his star-studded new record with Cactus, and the future of music with AI. But that's not all. You'll also get Joe and Jordan talking about Metallica's absurd collaboration with pre-teen money printing machine Fortnite, AI stealing souls from the grave, and Anvil's steadfast refusal to give up the ghost already. Folks, it is a good one. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Cactus – Evil (feat. Dee Snider and dUg Pinnick) This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit. Feel free to leave us a good voicemail at (972) 861-0581 and we’ll play it on the show.