Kate, Tim & Marty

Hope your Tuesday is cruisy as Jack Johnson singing 'Banana Pancakes' on a Sunday Morning... Crocs with frocks? Is this acceptable? Brooke Shields appeared on the red carpet sporting a pair of crocs with a yellow dress. Speaking of odd pair, an Ed Sheeran superfan just got married to an Ed impersonator! What stupid reason did you get fired for? Some dude was spotted on date with a blow-up doll. If you love Coldplay and/or Katy Perry, we've got an update for you in the Glossys! And we play the AUTO-TUNE edition of Joel Jivin'!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is this a little odd to you? An Ed Sheeran superfan just married an Ed Sheeran impersonator! Hear all the details behind it now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is this even acceptable? Brooke Shields was spotted on the Tony Awards red carpet sporting the infamous shoe brand along with a gorgeous yellow dress.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh Joel Joel, if you live to educate, you might wanna back your research and not just heavily depend on your news shows. We're back and Jermaine has recovered from a very expensive weekend. Is it fair to be forced to pay for the birthday boy at a very exxy lunch? We go into that.  Richard Wilkins joins us live over the phone to chat about WHY he brings back the green baskets from Woolies to his home. It's a little bit genius.  And Apple Watches can be used on tongues? More on that. If you made it this far, Agro's not actually dead.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let's talk about birthday rules. Jermaine is recovering from an EXPENSIVE weekend when he celebrated his friend's birthday at a boujie place for lunch. When it was time to pay, his friend suggested that they all pay for the birthday boy... making the lunch a total of $400! Would you do this?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We saw some pap snaps of Dickie carrying his purchased groceries home in a Woolies basket... like the ones you carry in the shop!  And his reason why is pretty genius!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Jacuzzi Friday! Excuse Tim as he limps into the studio today, he had a bit of a naked accident. You're gonna hear all about it when we start the show. How's this for a bit of genius? A Melbourne family found a Maccas Playground on eBay and build their own at-home playground. A great place to have some ice-cream, am I right? Maybe just not in Mumbai... wait til you hear about that story! We go through our latest jams with New Music Friday, and our Glossys is JAM PACKED with Trump drama.  Some Bridgerton actors broke some furniture from their session scene, so we speak to callers who broke a glass table and a WATERBED! Strap yourself in...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Isn't this quite a genius find! A Melbourne family found a Maccas Playground on eBay for about $5,000 and repurposed it for an at-home playground. Hear more about it now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Excuse us if Tim has a bit of a limp today while he operates the show. He had a bit of an accident while butt naked last night.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim's second work wife and Today Show co-host Sylvia Jeffreys joins us live in studio to take on pretty much HER TWIN as we've discovered, in a game of Quick Draw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're officially back in HQ after our AMAZING trip to Queenstown. We debrief the best bits of our trip. And to continue with the theme of fun and happy times, Joel gives us stats on countries with the most divorces. Joy! We hear the best rendition of Don't Speak made by someone with fart hands. Are you young with a super old name? And we talk to people PROUD of their tramp stamps. And then Tim's other work wife, Sylvia Jeffreys joins us live for a game of Quick Draw.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's our final day in Queenstown! Nooooo! We're still so cozy and warm in our Underworks socks and gear as we update about more antics that happened during our final day in this gorgeous cold and icy place.  After defrosting the Wednesday Wheel, we have a go at the Whisper Challenge. Then, it's time to say goodbye to Queenstown.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're now into our second day in Queenstown! As cold as it is, things got fiery between Blackers and Joel when he mentioned Joel's big belly... haha, you do not wanna miss that!  Some lady got massive Taylor fomo and bought tickets. More on that later! But now we're about to hop onto an Enrique Iglacier!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kia Ora, New Zealand! Or in Tim's words... Kia Rita Ora! We're coming to you live from Queenstown, cosy and warm with our Underworks gear! We go through your messages and comments with Mailbag, debrief about our amazing Ice Bar experience and how Daniel Riccardo told a former F1 champ to 'suck it'!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our first Jacuzzi Friday in such a long time! Hallelujah! Let's get into today's show? Do you have any tips for reserving tips and tricks? A woman had a rant about a man who reserved the table she was sitting on at a food court!  Someone called up to say she can hear her neighbour peeing. Gross. Also, Quentin Tarantino won't give his mum a penny. Find out why in the Glossys! Also we end the week with a lotttttt of anagrams!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Glossys: Kim Kardashian is in heat with Jacksons fans after buying a Janet Jackson costume from her famous music video for $25,000! Quentin Tarantino reveals why he won't give his mum a penny! Will Smith was supposed to do an iconic movie role! Rihanna was spotted wearing a super iconic shirt! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An unnamed man is close to losing it at his neighbours because he hears them scream all through the night.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman named Chloe has gone on a rant about food court etiquette and an angry man who reserved the table she sat on.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Okay, Blackers (via our colleague Ultra-Nate) BLEW OUR MIND with this club sandwich fact. Make sure you stick around to hear that. We debrief on the Origin game last night - and Joel did something on a whim ON HIS OWN last night, and got to see Jemma Rix do Wicked in Melbourne. He talks all about it. If you're reading this on your phone, take a few secs to learn about phone etiquette because we go through some of it. Taylor Swift has defended Gaga -  we go through a bit of that in the Glossys... ...and Australia's favourite chef Poh comes in to play a game of Quick Draw, and trust her to make steamed broccoli sound so good!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are clubs that are for 30+ year olds! Ricki goes in on it... and someone got injured real bad on their head, too! Hear all about it now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.