Kate, Tim & Marty

We kicked things off with a chef turning raw mince into a giant Labubu meatloaf that somehow made it from the oven to her mouth. A two year old stole the spotlight at the UK Snooker Championships with a mock walk out that was cuter than anything on TV. The ShamWow guy popped up again, this time running for Congress and railing against wokeism like it’s still 2009. The Glossy’s delivered everything from Will and Kate bonding over icy dips to Simon Cowell apologising for being a bit of a punish back in his Idol days plus Charlie Puth standing up to a Whitney stan and Lorde backing the wildest White Lotus storyline. Countess Luann then dialled in with tales of tequila soaked bush dives, cabaret glamour and her dream of an OG Housewives reunion on Below Deck. And we wrapped with the world’s biggest Viking poo sitting proudly in a museum because why wouldn’t it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ‘ShamWow guy’, Offer Vince Shlomi, who graced people’s screens for years with his famous infomercials is running for Congress... and vows to end wokeism.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Countess Luann steps in like pure cabaret royalty and instantly delivers stories that remind you why she’s an all time Housewives icon. She teases her first ever Australian tour, promises a full glam cabaret packed with her greatest hits and even reveals the real tales behind songs like Money and Chic. She shares her soft bush tequila mishap in Mexico, her dream of an OG New York reunion on Below Deck and why Giovanni will absolutely be making the trip to Bondi. It’s Luann in full fabulous flight.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We start with the ultimate Christmas debate—Home Alone crowned the greatest holiday movie ever, with Macaulay Culkin revealing his kids have no clue he’s Kevin. Michael Jackson impersonators are apparently the hangover cure of choice after birthday bashes. In the mailbag, a 1960s Woodlands Goddess print sparks nostalgia (and $525 questions), while Joel delivers a wildly unhinged apology for his Perth charity ball antics. Meghan Markle faces online roast territory again, Schoolies hits the Gold Coast with a wholesome 5K run, and one husband’s insanely detailed pizza order for his pregnant wife goes viral, proving some men are doing it right.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meghan Markle’s Thanksgiving just went viral for all the wrong reasons... rings on while stuffing the turkey has the internet dubbing her “Salmonella Sussex.” Taylor Swift is reportedly globetrotting for multiple star-studded bachelorette parties, from Nashville to Italy and beyond. Over in Florida, Brian Littrell is taking a trespassing fan to court after she allegedly kept storming his private beach... he’s chasing $75K AUD in damages. And Paul Anka spills jaw-dropping Sinatra sauna secrets, confirming that those legendary “crown jewels” stories? Totally real.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel steps into a classy Perth charity ball and somehow leaves the place looking like the aftermath of a soap opera finale. From swanning around in borrowed pearls with full Shiraz-auntie energy to vanishing for 45 minutes to write Big Brother jokes, the man was on a tear. He skipped queues, talked himself up like he was running the joint and bid against himself in the auction without realising he was the only bidder. By the time he hissed at a stranger on the way back to the drinks, the damage was done and the legend was born. The full story is messy, unhinged and absolutely worth hearing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off with Jamaica delivering the ultimate Cool Runnings sequel by actually winning their first ever international bobsleigh gold, complete with an emotional, hurricane shaken dedication that’ll smack you right in the feels. Dick Van Dyke then turns 100 next month and reckons the secret is gym sessions and zero grudges which feels both wholesome and slightly intimidating. The Glossys go full chaos with William and Kate cheering Rob Irwin, Mariah seasoning the internet, drama around Hugh and Taylor, Eminem crashing an NFL game and a wild legal doc bombshell. We wrap with Christmas decorations boosting your mental health and Elon Musk hitting a net worth so big it needs its own postcode.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel's got the scoop on a Hollywood icon who’s about to hit triple digits and reckons he’s cracked the code on staying upright for a century. It’s part gym routine, part good vibes, and absolutely not what you’d expect from someone who’s been tap dancing since colour TV.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki’s fired up about a real life moment that feels straight out of one of her all time favourite films. A team everyone underestimated just flipped the script on the world stage, delivered a history making win, and did it with pure heart. There’s passion, pride, and a little island magic in this one.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kicked off Aussie Music T Shirt Day by flexing our finest band tees before diving into the Brooklyn bloke living in a 15 bedroom house with total strangers because apparently paying three grand a month for communal vibes is the new affordable living. The Glossy’s were cooking with Kylie Kelce raving about Taylor Swift’s sourdough, Meghan Markle being accused of recycling a possibly borrowed silk dress, Christina belting Christmas classics from the Eiffel Tower, and Missy Elliott begging the universe to free Car Wash. Ricki’s jar opening hack came under fire from a maths professor who reckons the secret isn’t strength but turning your torso into a pressure filled human Pringles tube, which honestly checks out. We got into sneezes big, tiny, and unnecessarily dramatic thanks to Graham Norton, then wrapped things up with Rhys Nicholson taking on Quick Draw as he and Joel warm up for their Christmas shows.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blackers is back with another Tim Factwell... and this one will make us feel like we are basically ants in this solar system.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record: One Nation senator Pauline Hanson's latest burqa stunt has seen her kicked out of the Senate (temporarily), before she cooked up a storm on a sandwich press for Barnaby Joyce. So what is going on? Joe has all the answers. LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rush Hour 4 is back in the headlines today because Donald Trump apparently asked for it like he was ordering off a secret menu, and Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker might dust off the kung fu even though one’s pushing 80 and the other’s pushing 60. We got deep into the Russell Crowe chat, which had us all speaking in gravelly wisdom voices again. Then there’s the bloke who has literally been walking around the world for 27 years and is now so close to finishing he might swim the English Channel out of sheer stubbornness. The Glossy’s gave us Rob Irwin’s DWTS win with busted ribs, J Lo selling engagement rings like it’s a side hustle, and Martha Stewart being the unlikely denim queen of Christmas. We wrapped it up by ruining your favourite childhood myths and playing Rip: Real or Fake.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Russell Crowe swung by for a massive chat with Blackers. He unpacked acting vs music, roasted method actors with one eyebrow raise, and dropped life advice so blunt it deserves its own plaque. Then he rolled into hilarious neighbour stories about John Laws that somehow got sweet and chaotic at the same time. And if you want the whole uncut Crowe experience, Blackers is dropping the full chat on his podcast 'Introducing with Tim Blackwell' on December 12.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rush Hour 4 is finally happening and the reason is absolutely wild. Trump apparently called up the Paramount Skydance boss and went mate, bring it back, so now the studios are dusting it off nearly twenty years later. Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker have been teasing this forever, so buckle up because this could actually land in cinemas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki kicked things off with her cooked sleep schedule before we dove into Pauline Hanson’s sandwich press wagyu for Barnaby Joyce, plus the whispers he might be sliding her way politically. Glossys ran wild with Bieber peeing in the Palm Springs bushes, Kasey Musgraves’ accidental trip to a Sydney gay sauna, Hilary Duff dodging Leo questions and J Lo raking in three million to sing at a billionaire wedding in India. We absolutely lost it over the grandma who proudly froze what she thought were Christmas tree ice cubes that turned out to be, well, festive backdoor surprises. Jeans caused chaos again because apparently no one knows how to size them properly. Then we wrapped the whole thing up with a cracking round of Joel Jivin, artist doco edition, which went completely off the rails in the best way.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeans copped the biggest spray today as we unpacked the bizarre truth that you’re apparently not meant to wash them, which sent everyone into a full existential crisis about smells, sweat and that weird denim rigidity that ruins your day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki unveiled her unhinged pre-holiday sleep schedule and honestly it’s giving elite athlete energy even though she’s just going to London to have a nice time. Tim and Joel roasted her lovingly while reminding her that normal people don’t shift their body clock half an hour every day like they’re prepping for Formula One. By the end of it all we learned that Rich is a supportive king, Ricki is basically an adult baby by choice, and no one in Australia understands jet lag less than Jermaine.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re chatting about some wild stage slips this weekend, from Katy Steele taking a tumble at the WA Day Festival to Miss Jamaica doing a dramatic fall at Miss Universe. Katy powered through with four broken ribs, and Miss Jamaica miraculously escaped with no broken bones. Meanwhile, Miss Mexico strutted away with the crown while everyone else was picking themselves up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kicked off with some serious chocolate obsession, chatting about the glory of Cadbury milk bars and why Americans just can’t get the real deal. Then it was chaos on stage with Katy Steele taking a tumble in Perth and Miss Jamaica pulling a dramatic Miss Universe slip, while Miss Mexico strutted away with the crown. On the celeb front, we had Lewis Hamilton giving Beyoncé and Jay-Z a 200-mph thrill ride, Taylor Swift secretly filming a video in Croydon, and David Harbour possibly rekindling a romance in Canada. The internet delivered with sheep doing Backstreet Boys covers, while a private jet attendant spilled the insane rules of flying A-listers. And in between, we had Brendan, Kay, and Eddie sliding into the mailbag with Raining Diamonds, LEGO roses, and some very relatable drunken song choices.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.