Reverend Matt's Monster Science!

Number four! The Loch Ness Monster and the lives of the saints. I hope you like it!

Awww, you’re not bastards. I think you’re really nice. But evolution is a thing that can be explained pretty much irrefutably in like ten minutes, as I do here, and the fact that we’re having a prolonged national debate about it makes me grouchy. I hope you like this week’s! Here it is!

Episode two! There are two episodes now! It’s a real podcast! To think we have lived to see such times! I have realized too late that, in discussing the character “Chaos” from “Primal Rage,” I neglected to mention that he is a giant, pinkish ape. I apologize sincerely. This will not happen again. I mean, …

Thousands of minutes ago, a prophecy foretold that the many-headed hydra that is Reverend Matt’s Monster Science should grow a new head: A podcast. A podcast head. And so it has come to pass! Episode One! I talk about phoenixes! It’s about ten minutes long! Listen to it in the car! While exercising! In class! …