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David Ayer expands the DCEU with an aquatic meditation on tentacled, oceanic depression in his new flick SUICIDE SQUID, but is this flick a ten(tacle) out of ten, or does it suck (like the suckers on a tentacle) FIND OUT NOW OR DON'T BOTHER WHATEVER

It's a variety bag! This week, in the worst episode we have ever recorded, we eat pizza loudly and record it, talk about some games and movie and generally just have a lazy old time. Next week is Suicide Squad (I think) so that should be fun, but this ain't so bad in the mean time...

From the ashes of FLIM, FLIM rises again! Seriously though, we have been super busy with lots of bullshit, but we totes promise that we are back for good like the take that song! Trying out some new recording equipment so apologies if the audio is a little off. Also, this was recorded like a month ago, before we both went on holiday, but we are gonna be as regular as a prune drinking white lady from now on...

This week the boys have a verbal drool session about the newest installation in the X-men series, Asspoocatlips. We thought things of it, and those things are things that we may or may not have thought about it. You'll have to listen to find out. Oh, and go and FUCKING see Green Room already. It's amazing.

Captain America: The China Problem by FLIM

Ruin and Cammy essentially play a game of Don't Wake Dad with his upstairs neighbour. This movie hits you like a serrated army knife to the throat.

The FLIM boys review the new Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice movie with the aid of regular guest, Peden. They actually do it just ice. Crystal Meth....it's a good joke. You'd find out more about it if you would just hurry up and press listen already. Like....stop reading this. Now. You're still reading? WHY!? It wen't alright actually!

Like, listen to the episode or whatever.

This week Cammy, Ruin and special guest Zan Phee talk about the satirical sci-fi action thriller from directorial powerhouse Paul Verhoven - Starship Troopers...Well, at least they try to. As usual it turns into a right shit show.

We channel our inner most Billy Joels to bring you the newest release from FLIM - Deadpool. Can't remember how deep we actually dive, because this is FLIM, and fuck it. Listen, it's good. The movie is too.

This week on FLIM we discuss the movie Spotlight. A dramatic piece following the Boston Globe's staunch investigative team who cover hard hitting stories, Spotlight, and are trying to uncover a story about priests abusing children. Like every other sensitive subject in the podcast, we approach it with the utmost caution and care by doing what we do best....don't talk about it at all really.....

We said last week that we would do IP Man and Creed. So here it is; they are both good. Go see them. Now that that's out the way, SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - we have a pair of special guests this week. Zan Phee and Thomas Foster, Zan is a TweetPro pro tweet lady and Thomas Foster is an artist for 2000 A.D and more exclusively - Judge Dredd. We couldn't pass up the opportunity to watch the 1995 Judge Dredd with Stallone, Schneider and co. TOBIS when you want a fillm.......

Just like DiCaprio's character in this movie, we have risen from our end of year to return to form with a tight 45 of nonsense, sing songs, half-arsed movie analysis, and stories about our personal lives that we probably shouldn't share into the ether but oh well......

It may be a little late, but that's just how we roll here at FLIM. Nah, there were a few complications, but here is Ruin and Cammy's recap of the year in flims.

It is finally upon us! The newest addition to the Star Wars universe. Hopefully you've seen it before listening to this, because spoilers.... We experimented with VoIP because Ruin was back hame in Scaberdeen. It wen't pretty well.

In a underwhelming return to form, the FLIM boys are back with the final installment in their STAR WARS recap series before their review of episode 7 - The Force Awakens. This is the longest episode that we have ever done, but as usual we simply go bollocks deep into the sea that is the Star Wars universe, and more importantly Return of the Jedi. It doesn't go well.

We're finally onto EpisodeV - The Empire Strikes Back, which only means that STAR WARS Episode VII - The Force Awakens is closer than ever. This movie is so good that it......you'll find out in the episode. It went....alright, I suppose.

Right, look, STAR WARS is great and all, but this is slowly taking its toll on our brains. And if we ever snap and end up being institutionalised, then this is the moment. THIS IS THE HOUR! Where you know it all went terribly, terribly, terribly wrong. We tried to do it justice but *insert excuse here*. As always, it didn't go well.

UNLIIIMIITTTEEED POOWAAHHHHH. Thankfully, we have finished the prequels. This episode features a quotathon inserting the word 'pubes' and corresponding variations because we are children. It also features the world premiere, and exclusive, release of the best STAR WARS song in history; 'Murderous Guy'. It doesn't go well.

Fuck. This.