Submarine And A Roach

Join Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt for a rib-tickling episode of Submarine and a Roach, where no topic is off-limits! In this episode titled "Every Yoruba Man’s Dream Is To Marry Up," the trio delves into a range of hilarious and thought-provoking subjects that will keep you entertained from start to finish. First up, they tackle the age-old debate: is spraying $1 bills at a Nigerian wedding razz? Tmt dives into the legalities surrounding this cultural practice, while they ponder the origins of money spraying in the black diaspora, from African parties to American strip clubs. Prepare for laughs as Mayowa confesses his desire to spray dollars at his wedding, only to be met with resistance from his wife and brother who deemed it too razz for their taste. Meanwhile, Tmt's sister's attempt to play matchmaker leads to hilarity and awkwardness. The conversation takes a reflective turn as they discuss the economic realities of modern relationships, including the decline of side families due to financial co

Better late than never! Today's episode of the podcast was recorded with Mayowa, TMT and Koj all wearing sleeveless Dashikis. In this episode we get into being owed money by family. Rap Beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake. Afrobeef between Wizkid and Davido and rivalries between contemporaries. Kizz Daniel's business practices and more Seun Kuti news. We also review the Submaroach groupchat one more time. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

Join Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt for an unfiltered and uproarious episode of Submarine and a Roach! In this installment, the trio dives into a myriad of engaging topics that will have you laughing and pondering in equal measure. They kick things off with a lively discussion about Seun Kuti's viral proposal to start a church serving "marijuana tea," complete with Koj's chance encounter with the man himself at Cactus in Lagos. From there, they delve into the intricacies of the Lagos weather and the balancing act of A/C usage amidst rising diesel costs and NEPA tariffs. Prepare for some thought-provoking conversations as they tackle topics ranging from racial dynamics to Tems' latest release, "Love Me Jeje." They explore the nuances of American society, from its institutions to the elusive American Dream, with wit and insight. Things take a personal turn as Koj shares feedback from listeners and grapples with criticisms about himself. The hosts engage in a candid discussion about the

The boys are back in this truly unhinged episode of Submarine and a Roach as hosts Koj, Mayowa and Tmt get into current affairs. The boys catch up now that they're all on three different continents. First up, they get into millenial buff boy aesthetic and TMT's fitness journey. Then they talk about the chaotic nature of the Submarine and a Roach Whatsapp groupchat. The conversation then veers into the Drake vs Kendrick (and entire rap industry) beef. His insane use of AI, the power of Taylor Swift and the ethics of the music industry. After that they discuss a proposal Mayowa received to grow the popularity of Submaroach using the power of - you guessed it- SOCIAL MEDIA. The boys end the episode by getting into how they react to misrepresentation of the podcast by people funny enough, don't listen to the podcast. So roll up, wind down and jump into this episode of Submarine and a Roach, full of banter, truth and love! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/sho

Lock in with the gang for a hilarious and insightful episode of Submarine and a Roach as hosts Koj, Tmt, and their guest, Toniverse, dive into some wild life shit. With Mayowa jetting off to London, Toniverse steps in to keep the vibe alive. First up, they bask in the post-live show glow, relishing the success of their recent live event. The energy is infectious as they reminisce about the highlights and memorable moments from the show. The conversation takes an intriguing turn as they share their NYSC experiences, with Tmt and Toni regaling tales of love interests and camp escapades. It's a nostalgic trip down memory lane that's sure to have you laughing along. But that's not all—Koj delves into the world of stock trading, sharing his strategy for developing intellectual property to make it big in capitalism. The banter is as witty as it is insightful, offering a unique perspective on financial pursuits. Hold onto your seats as Tmt opens up about his "life of crime," sharing hilari

On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, we get into: Car trouble, learning from video games, Food Critique, Adult friendships and TMT's filthy habit PLEASE PLEASE do the Submaroach listener survey: https://forms.gle/6cXZpC23Lwp7VwS2A --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, we get into: SLAWN Navigating interviews with Nigerian Politicians Rebelling as kids Gossip Submaroach listener survey: https://forms.gle/6cXZpC23Lwp7VwS2A --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

Prepare for an episode of Submarine and a Roach brimming with laughter, insights, and conspiracy theories! Join hosts Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt as they explore a range of intriguing topics sure to keep you entertained. First, they unpack the surprising news of Bruno Mars owing MGM Casinos $50 million, followed by a deep dive into Mia Khalifa's early career twists. The conversation takes a thought-provoking turn with discussions on American pride, progressivism, and Koj's theory about Chris Oyakilome sabotaging Nigeria's internet. Stay tuned as they share their favorite movies and music, offering recommendations and witty commentary to keep you engaged. Explore the ethics of media capitalism and profit while enjoying playful banter between Mayowa and Tmt about fashion choices. Laugh along with Koj's humorous tale of a barber shop encounter and brace yourself for Tmt's wild story involving Kanye West, hood dudes, and ballerinas. Don't miss their insights on financial literacy, as they s

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the guys are joined by super fun rapper Lifesize Teddy and they get into: Ebuka's new Prime Video show Tmt's questions about cars Getting In Trouble with the Police What it's like in the Mavin Academy Koj accidentally showing his co-worker his shit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, on this episode we getting into: TMT's new relationship New TV Show Shogun Games and Competitiveness Dealing with Nigeria's Electricity Problem Old Age and Retirement Community and The Importance of Gossip Meek Mill Diddy And random other topics! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, the only podcast out of the black diaspora that will not be discussing Omah Lay this week. But we talk about other things: Kunle Afolayan Mr Mayowa and his sexy books Love is Blind Using Mental Health and Trauma to Manipulate Relationships Tmt is on an alcohol hiatus What's currently keeping us going in life? Tap in!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the guys get into: Jola calling Tmt out on bleaching his skin Ozempic and BBLs Love is Blind Drake, Muscle Relaxants, and Usher's Super Bowl performance Shallipoppi on The Receipts Podcast Is Nigeria Bottom-Up or Top-to-Bottom Bad? Being ethically rich The worst jobs they've ever done Enjoy!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

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Dem a wicked but we a' wickeder. The powers that be got the pod got kicked off spotify and Apple podcasts. but we're still on google pods, iheart radio and some other streamers. Enjoy this interlude while we get our ducks in a row. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

In this episode of Submarine and a Roach, Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa, joined by their special guest Tomi (Mayowa's younger brother), unleash a masterclass in podcasting. But not just any podcasting—it's the Dark Arts of podcasting, similar to the likes of "Nedu & The Honest Bunch," "Tolani Baj & Moet Abebe," and all those Glitch Media productions. No shade, just a little 'dark arts' magic, teehee! The twist is that Submarine and a Roach brings the humor to the party, making it an absolute riot. The episode kicks off with Tmt sharing WANI's message requesting the retirement of the "good fish" drop. Mayowa and Koj fire back with their demands, and Tmt thinks they're being utterly unreasonable. Tomi, the guest, chimes in with some choice words for WANI, making the banter even more hilarious. The boys delve into discussing the lengths they would go to promote the podcast, including the possibility of getting sued. They also contemplate how they'd handl

Get ready for an uproarious episode of Submaroach that's jam-packed with humor, insights, and wild stories! In Episode 173, titled "HANKS ANUKU SHOULD HAVE STARRED IN THE BLACK BOOK," Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa take you on a wild ride through a variety of hilarious topics and offbeat conversations. First up, Koj flaunts his newly curated soundboard, adding an extra layer of hilarity to the episode. The laughter starts rolling as they discuss the unconventional practice of wearing condoms casually outside of sexual activity, including Mayowa's insane tale of sporting one on Third Mainland Bridge! Things take a quirky turn as they talk about "fashionable fishes" and how the aquatic inhabitants under Third Mainland Bridge manage to stay fly in the latest drip. It's a conversation you won't want to miss! Tmt premieres a Christmas jingle by his new band, Easy Love Society, and the guys review it with their signature humor and wit. They also playfully jest about Nigerians being "xenophobic" towards fellow Nigerians retur

In this emotionally charged episode of Submarine and a Roach, Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa tackle one of their most essential topics—DEPRESSION! Get ready for an honest and heartfelt conversation about this critical issue. But that's not all! The trio delves into a variety of intriguing subjects: Christian BBLs: They explore the fascinating world of Christian Brazilian Butt Lifts, leaving no stone unturned in their quest for laughter and insight. Partying in Lagos with Dignity: Discover their unique take on how to party with grace and dignity in the vibrant streets of Lagos. Jonathan Majors running through the streets with his woes: Dive into the world of Jonathan Majors and his adventures, and find out who or what his "woes" might be. OdumoduBlvck & Wike: Explore the curious connection between OdumoduBlvck and Wike, and prepare for some humorous speculations. North West and Deto Black: The hosts share their thoughts on North West and Deto Black, offering a unique perspective on these i

Buckle up for an unfiltered episode of Submarine and Roach! Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj are taking a deep dive into the tumultuous waters of Nigerian politics, sharing their candid thoughts on the current state of the nation. Prepare for an honest conversation about their growing sense of disillusionment and the need for change. But it's not all politics—these three friends take a hilarious trip down memory lane, reminiscing about their childhood adventures and, more notably, the memorable discipline sessions dished out by their parents. The stories are as entertaining as they are relatable. As the episode unfolds, they switch gears to discuss the ever-entertaining world of pop culture. Lil Nas X and Donawon take the spotlight, and the hosts offer their humorous takes on these cultural phenomena. But just when you thought you'd heard it all, Tmt drops a bombshell—breaking news about his driver being in custody for shoplifting! The unexpected twist adds a dose of real-life drama to the episode and leaves e

Prepare for a hilarious rollercoaster of laughter on this episode of Submarine and A Roach! Join the dynamic duo, Tmt and Koj, two of Nigeria's funniest personalities, as they dive into a whirlwind of entertaining discussions. First up, they dissect DetoBlack's latest hit, "Just Like Deto." Even though Koj is a massive fan, that doesn't stop the jokes from flowing as they share their quirky takes on the track. Tmt takes the stage to unveil his latest production for the upcoming Submarine and A Roach mixtape, and Koj is thoroughly impressed. He declares Tmt one of the most talented beings on the planet, and the banter is just getting started. Get ready for a heartwarming moment as Koj proudly recounts his father's praise, calling him one of the best drivers he knows. It's a touching and funny story that adds a personal touch to the episode. Tmt shares his unique experience mentoring school students at a fair, where he introduced them to the world of podcasting and even recorded an