Things Not To Say On A First Date


A queer, feminist, woo-woo, sometimes hilarious, deconstructionist sexploration into the identity politics of queer granola-ish femme life. This podcast is hosted by Linzey Infynity and Megan Haines that live in the North and NE quadrants of Portland, OR.


  • grrrl talk

    grrrl talk

    31/12/2013 Duración: 56min

    very intimate and explicit interpretations of getting down 'n' dirty... intimacy, grrl talk, triads & casual sex....

  • The Sunday Feeling: Sweet Bitters/Bitter Sweet Reflections on Life, Intimacy, Sex and Community

    The Sunday Feeling: Sweet Bitters/Bitter Sweet Reflections on Life, Intimacy, Sex and Community

    24/09/2013 Duración: 54min

    This podcast explores the intimacies, vulnerabilities, communities and coming to moments when we feel connection and how we deal with letting go. After having quite the dry spell, in all senses of the word, Linzey Infynity has some realizations that come up in a conversation held on September 1, 2013.

  • Autonomy-2nd chakra Ocean love

    Autonomy-2nd chakra Ocean love

    26/05/2013 Duración: 31min

    LInzey Infynity goes to the ocean and discovers all sorts of meanings behind ocean views & toes in the sand. Sometimes the universe's mysteries are discovered in long bike rides, birthdays and & ganja brownies. Loneliness is relative to your awareness of the vastness of what surrounds you and the interconnectedness of us all. There may be some comic relief in here some where. xoxox

  • Its all over the place!

    It's all over the place!

    04/11/2012 Duración: 01h03min

    Megan & Linzey venture to Blow Pony Halloween weekend. Interviews from the porch outside of Rotture overlooking the Made in Portland sign downtown are interwoven throughout the podcast which explores: queer spaces, class, pansexuality & heart vs. head or heart chakra vs. solar plexus if you speak the woo.

  • The Interrogation Room

    The Interrogation Room

    26/10/2012 Duración: 52min

    Megan & Linzey jump into a sex party & end up in the interrogation room discuss their philosophical analysis of the power dynamics and/or problematics of the space they enter. They give a run down of what they experienced. M & L also explore the idea of "interrogation" and various role playing scenarios. From "riders" to "topping from the bottom" it's doubtful you'll get bored. Portland, thank you for all your beautiful queer women and queer allies everywhere. It means a lot. Listeners, thank you, it means a lot too! xoxox megandlinzey

  • Skeletons in the Closet

    Skeletons in the Closet

    16/10/2012 Duración: 36min

    So... In this podcast MegandLinz (Megan and Linzey) discuss issues that can emerge from dating. Yes, that's right. Those skeletons..the cray cray.. boundaries & how to navigate the confusing pomoqueerpoly world of intimate and not so intimate relationships within our communities. You should listen to us because we DEFINITELY know what we're talking about! Questions, Comments, etc: email: