Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel Of Time Podcast
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Sinopsis
Just two hyper-critical English majors talking some pretty big game about The Wheel of Time. Co-hosts Emily and Sally gather around their kitchen table each week to serve you up a full fantasy feast of oft-misremembered summary, hot analysis, scraps of literary theory, and a whole lot of hating Rand.
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Episode 172: Mat's Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Eleven Days
27/09/2021 Duración: 44minWith ch. 16-17, we wonder where all the ambassadors are, how many human years are in an Aes Sedai year, and who that mysterious note came from. Mat just tries to get a waffle. Transcript
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Episode 171: Elayne and Nynaeve Go to Clown College
20/09/2021 Duración: 48minWe discuss everything about ch. 13-15. Everything: Nynaeve's Egg Complex, Dumb and Dumper Cops, the Blatant Racism in Aviendha's Point of View, Mat's Boyfriendz Group Chat, and who could forget Crunchy Munchy, the Court Jester? Transcript
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Episode 170: Bimbic Inspiration
13/09/2021 Duración: 50minSorry, the first 20 minutes of this are just a trip to Bummer Town. But hey, that's ch. 11-12. We also talk about Halima's Headache Weave, Dastardly Men, Blackmailing the Pope, and Getting Warders a Forever Home. Transcript
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Episode 169: "It's Over, Anakin! I Have the Ethical High Ground!"
06/09/2021 Duración: 45minAmong other things, ch. 8-10 showed us how the Human Meat Grinder can be tracked directly back to Merana Losing Her Job. Other talking points include: CSI: Crecky's Garage, Daddy Satan, and the Forsaken Softball Competition. Transcript
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Episode 168: Rand's Errands Three
30/08/2021 Duración: 47minChapters 6-7 force us to ask a lot of questions: Is Aram trying to "Single White Woman" Perrin? What is Rand's third errand? Why is he the human embodiment of a c*ck block? Does he really think the Asha'man (and Mat) are just glorified pigeons?
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Episode 167: France, France
23/08/2021 Duración: 38minOur coverage of ch. 3-5 is day-old and stale, like the croissants paving the streets of Fantasy France. Due to an Audacity tragedy, we'll never have a joke as good as "I Went Through the Human Meat Grinder, and All I Got Was This T-Shirt" again, but we do our best. Transcript
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Episode 166: Murder Is Bad, Duh
16/08/2021 Duración: 44minThe first two chapters of Crown of Swords are pretty, well ... bad. We discuss Rand and Perrin's inability to make different decisions, the Aragorn Filter, Paul Bettany's Bum, the Magical Honor System, and Rand's Gender-Neutral Pervert Radar. Transcript
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Episode 165: Would You Sacrifice the Hottest Man in the World?
09/08/2021 Duración: 42minThe CoS prologue is dense, and so is this episode. We talk about the Hubris of Towers, the Fisher King, RJ's oblique references to "The Vileness," Gawyn's Telescope, the Anti-Balwer, and Little Popes. Transcript
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Episode 164: Sammael's Inglorious Death
02/08/2021 Duración: 44minWe're back and reading the Crown of Swords! By way of introduction, we talk about Ghost Horses, Throwing Tropes at the Wall, Lady Saruman, the Magic People Saturation Point, Darrell K. Sweet's Sensory Deprivation Chamber, and an ... unsettling Lews Therin casting. Transcript
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Episode 163: Daddy's Little War Criminal
17/05/2021 Duración: 45minLord of Chaos is finally over! Discussion topics of ch. 55 and the epilogue include: Emily's Last Words, the Faceless Horde of the Shaido, Magic Meat Grinder, the Sliding Scale of Ethics in Magic Warfare, and the ultimate question: Cannon or Gedwyn? Transcript
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Episode 162: Travel-Sized Guillotine
10/05/2021 Duración: 47minThis episode might get us canceled. For ch. 53-54, we talk about Teen Wolf Disease (Not Lycanthropy), Perrin's Mood Ring Nose, the Lobotomy Tent, how to Team Lift Your Marriage, and Shaido: Clone Wars. Transcript
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Episode 161: 2 Dragon 2 Born
03/05/2021 Duración: 45minDiscussion points for ch. 51-52 include: Kidnapping Slam Dunk, Rand's Incel Vibes and his "Big Mommy Milkers" (thanks, TikTok), the Virgin Age, Snickers Commercial Lan, and the ongoing need for a Warder Therapy Hotline. Transcript
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Episode 160: Love Geometry
26/04/2021 Duración: 42minIn chapters 49 and 50, the Salidar embassy uses Big Gandalf Magic, Rand forces everyone to Evacuate Caemlyn, Hashtag Bully Lives Matter, Aes Sedai use the Bloody Mary Rule, and our printer is a Romanceable NPC. Enjoy! Transcript
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Episode 159: Ofgayle
19/04/2021 Duración: 41minFor ch. 47-48, we talk about Playing Coma, Ebou Dar's fairy tale qualities (and, on that note, Mat's new movie, Untangled), how the Whitecloaks Should All Be Played by the Same Guy, and how spotting Carridin is like seeing Ted Cruz. Transcript
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Episode 158: Vilnar the Science Guard
12/04/2021 Duración: 45minFor ch. 45-46, we review the Sex and the City franchise (bad), talk about Aram's Bloodthirsty Stage, demand that Robert Jordan elaborate on the Kissing Rituals, and discuss CSI: Saldaea and Slap Tuesday. Transcript
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Episode 157: If Talmanes Had a Gun
05/04/2021 Duración: 45minThis episode is ostensibly about ch. 43-44, but at one point Sally lists every Disney Channel Original Movie that she can remember. Also discussed: Skateboarding Pervert, the Complexity of Women, Emily's Dickensian Upbringing, and Sexy Rat. Lindsay Ellis Video. Sexy Rat. Transcript
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Episode 156: Made of Water Bottles
29/03/2021 Duración: 46minIn chapters 41-42, Min spends a whole chapter acting like a 10th grader, Rand doesn't understand why The Farm sounds so ominous, and Mazrim Taim is humiliated when his mortal enemy puts some Girl Scout badges on him. Bonus topic: Deprogramming the Asha'man. Transcript
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Episode 155: That Lying Skank, Laritha
22/03/2021 Duración: 46minChs. 38-40 teach us some valuable lessons about women's agency and some not-so-valuable lessons about how all women are liars and idiots. Thanks, RJ. Other talking points: Mat's Dump Was Charisma, Egg's Dozen, and Totally Benign Knife-Sharpening. Transcript
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Episode 154: Egg! Egg! Egg! Egg!
15/03/2021 Duración: 47minAs the tax man cometh, so do ch. 36-37. We discuss the classist implications of the Perfect Servant Trope, Egwene's Zero-to-Sixty Leadership Competence versus Rand's Parabola of Competence to Insanity, and we ask once again: Why doesn't Elayne just GO to Andor? Transcript
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Episode 153: Astral Projection of a Horse
08/03/2021 Duración: 43minSo these ones are bad. Chapters 34-35 are just real stinkers. We'll talk about why -- hint: the rampant transphobia and misogyny -- but luckily we'll also talk about some Jesus Lore and cap the episode with every horse name we can remember. CW: discussions of transphobia, Aran'gar Transcript