Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel Of Time Podcast
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Sinopsis
Just two hyper-critical English majors talking some pretty big game about The Wheel of Time. Co-hosts Emily and Sally gather around their kitchen table each week to serve you up a full fantasy feast of oft-misremembered summary, hot analysis, scraps of literary theory, and a whole lot of hating Rand.
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Episode 192: The Rat Is King
07/03/2022 Duración: 48minFor the very problematic chapters 13-14, we talk about Communist Leanings, Cadsuane's JurisDICKtion, being Stuck in the Pushing Children Out of Windows Stage of Development. Plus, of course, Moridin's rat. Transcript
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Episode 191: The Hero's Journey, For Her
28/02/2022 Duración: 41minTalking about these chapters required something ... special. Luckily Bobert was willing to help us out. Discussion points include: Alligators Climbing Fences, a Million Billion Pieces, the Bible as a Marriage Guide, and Freud Being a Huge Feminist.
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Episode 190: Hatchetface
21/02/2022 Duración: 47minNo, this one's not related to Gary Paulsen's seminal work, "Hatchet." For ch. 9-10, we discuss how lots of people have French dads, Elayne's dieting fixation, and everyone's least favorite character, who should've just stayed locked in Robert Jordan's brain. Transcript
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Episode 189: There Are Rocks Everywhere
14/02/2022 Duración: 49minThis episode is long, but only because we have to talk about Path of Daggers. :( For ch. 7-8, we discuss Deprogramming the Seanchan, the Princess in Disguise Trope, Balwer and Norry (the Ultimate Power Couple), and Lan's Borat Voice. Transcript
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Episode 188: How Not to Win a Guy in Ten Days
07/02/2022 Duración: 45minFor ch. 5-6, we're talking about Fast and Furious: Hopper Drift, Untrustworthy Women, the World's Longest Misogyny Manifesto, the Shaido Blob, and the Three Genders (women, children, blacksmiths).
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Episode 187: Know the Snow ... Biblically
31/01/2022 Duración: 44minCh. 3-4 of Winter's Heart are a mixed bag. On the one hand, Faile is doing her best. On the other hand, we have a Reverse Taken Situation, Sevanna Being a Material Girl, a Graendal Lite, if you will, and a whole lot of Genre Confusion. Transcript
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Episode 186: Find That Rat
24/01/2022 Duración: 46minWinter's Heart ch. 1-2 kick off Perrin's books-long kidnapped-wife arc. We dig into a few reasons why this arc is universally despised and talk about Magic FaceTime, Trauma Olympics, Shaido Tracking Chips, and Glorified Taxi Drivers. Transcript
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Episode 185: That's Not Very Ally of You
17/01/2022 Duración: 47minDiscussion topics for the second half of Winter's Heart's prologue include: Mandy Moore Has the Range; Hubris, Thy Name Is Elaida; Reverse Santa Claus; Grady and Neald Should Get a Gun; and Rand and Min Are Cute for Once???
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Episode 184: Welcome to the Smack Dome
10/01/2022 Duración: 51minWelcome to our extra long, extra special season 8 premiere! We talk about Darrell K. Sweet's "Best" Work, Holding the Prologue Ransom, the Torture Chair, Caemlyn (the City of No Solutions), and Girl Power. Enjoy!
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Episode 183: No Body, No Dead
20/12/2021 Duración: 45minFor our season finale of Crown of Swords, we talk about how Sammael Beefed It, Sexism on Top of Sexism, Sentient Sock Puppets, the Sexual Tension Between Rand and Moridin, Deus ex Liah, and the Ideal Short King Threesome. It's a real party.
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Episode 182: NO BONES?!
13/12/2021 Duración: 50minThis episode has no bones! Ha ha, no, that's just a funny joke. It's that dang gholam that's got no bones. For ch. 39-40, we also talk about a Lot of Twos, the Sorority from Hell, and the Artful Dodger Picking Olver up from Day Care.
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Episode 181: Top Ten Heroic Mat Moments
06/12/2021 Duración: 47minIn ch. 37-38, Robert Jordan really tries to drag us into his sexism by making his female characters the absolute worst. Embroider this on a throw pillow: "Women don't have brains; they have babies." Transcript
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Episode 180: Dickmaster 3000
29/11/2021 Duración: 45minIsn't it nice that the Dragon Reborn can't ever be killed because he's so tall and good at swords? Anyway, ch. 35-36 are bad. We talk about Francine Herbert, Magazine Cutout Women, and MVP Darlin. Also, Viva la Revolution.
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Episode 179: The Tallest Man Is in Charge
22/11/2021 Duración: 45minThis episode includes some upsetting noises, and we're not just talking about every time Min opens her mouth. Ch 32-34 also include: Elaida Failing Upward, Sick History, Lollipops, and the Most '90s Feminism You've Ever Seen. Transcript
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Episode 178: A Side of Skeleton
15/11/2021 Duración: 42minThis short-ish episode is brought to you by Shake Shack's Bag of Bones! For ch. 30-31, we talk about how Slapping (the Gender Inverse of Spanking), Teens in Charge, being Horny for Caligula, and Emily's Outlander Betrayal. As always, Love Wins. Transcript
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Episode 177: No Crickets Were Harmed in the Making of this Podcast
08/11/2021 Duración: 45minPlease be mindful of the content warnings: In discussing ch. 28-29, we talk about sexual assault and domestic violence. Skip this one if you need to, and we'll catch you next time! Links: South Valley Services Domestic Violence 101 Donate to South Valley Services Power and Control Wheel
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Episode 176: Mean Little Opinions Everywhere
01/11/2021 Duración: 45minCh. 25-27 are not fun! They forced us to explain morality, if that tells you anything. Discussion topics include: Not Like the Other Myrddraal, Oscar Winner Rand al'Thor, Hit in the Face by a Plot Building, and the AU Where Grady's Wife Murders Mazrim Taim. Transcript
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Episode 175: Sharks and Vagrants
25/10/2021 Duración: 48minAfter our week off, we're pouring one out for the late, great Gary Paulsen. May Valhalla welcome you, Gary. We also discuss ch. 22-24, including debilitating Aes Sedai fetishes, how unnecessary the Kin are, and the latent misogyny of Nynaeve and Elayne's incompetence. Transcript
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Episode 174: Critically Acclaimed Sex Dungeon
11/10/2021 Duración: 46minCh. 20-21 are all about cubes, cubes, cubes. We also call Sammael a Silly Little Goose, wonder where all the assassins are, and question Jordan's portrayal of one-sided loyalty in his so-called "friendships."
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Episode 173: Only Real Ones Remember Cha-Cha
04/10/2021 Duración: 45minWe're joined by long-time friend and WoT progenitor Cambria Valente to talk about ch. 18-19! Dicussion points include: Bisexual Chairs, Robot Jordan, F*cking on Broken Glass, and Berelain's Yelp Reviews. Transcript