Kate, Tim & Marty

Happy Jacuzzi Friday! Excuse Tim as he limps into the studio today, he had a bit of a naked accident. You're gonna hear all about it when we start the show. How's this for a bit of genius? A Melbourne family found a Maccas Playground on eBay and build their own at-home playground. A great place to have some ice-cream, am I right? Maybe just not in Mumbai... wait til you hear about that story! We go through our latest jams with New Music Friday, and our Glossys is JAM PACKED with Trump drama.  Some Bridgerton actors broke some furniture from their session scene, so we speak to callers who broke a glass table and a WATERBED! Strap yourself in...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Isn't this quite a genius find! A Melbourne family found a Maccas Playground on eBay for about $5,000 and repurposed it for an at-home playground. Hear more about it now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Excuse us if Tim has a bit of a limp today while he operates the show. He had a bit of an accident while butt naked last night.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim's second work wife and Today Show co-host Sylvia Jeffreys joins us live in studio to take on pretty much HER TWIN as we've discovered, in a game of Quick Draw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're officially back in HQ after our AMAZING trip to Queenstown. We debrief the best bits of our trip. And to continue with the theme of fun and happy times, Joel gives us stats on countries with the most divorces. Joy! We hear the best rendition of Don't Speak made by someone with fart hands. Are you young with a super old name? And we talk to people PROUD of their tramp stamps. And then Tim's other work wife, Sylvia Jeffreys joins us live for a game of Quick Draw.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's our final day in Queenstown! Nooooo! We're still so cozy and warm in our Underworks socks and gear as we update about more antics that happened during our final day in this gorgeous cold and icy place.  After defrosting the Wednesday Wheel, we have a go at the Whisper Challenge. Then, it's time to say goodbye to Queenstown.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're now into our second day in Queenstown! As cold as it is, things got fiery between Blackers and Joel when he mentioned Joel's big belly... haha, you do not wanna miss that!  Some lady got massive Taylor fomo and bought tickets. More on that later! But now we're about to hop onto an Enrique Iglacier!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kia Ora, New Zealand! Or in Tim's words... Kia Rita Ora! We're coming to you live from Queenstown, cosy and warm with our Underworks gear! We go through your messages and comments with Mailbag, debrief about our amazing Ice Bar experience and how Daniel Riccardo told a former F1 champ to 'suck it'!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our first Jacuzzi Friday in such a long time! Hallelujah! Let's get into today's show? Do you have any tips for reserving tips and tricks? A woman had a rant about a man who reserved the table she was sitting on at a food court!  Someone called up to say she can hear her neighbour peeing. Gross. Also, Quentin Tarantino won't give his mum a penny. Find out why in the Glossys! Also we end the week with a lotttttt of anagrams!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Glossys: Kim Kardashian is in heat with Jacksons fans after buying a Janet Jackson costume from her famous music video for $25,000! Quentin Tarantino reveals why he won't give his mum a penny! Will Smith was supposed to do an iconic movie role! Rihanna was spotted wearing a super iconic shirt! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An unnamed man is close to losing it at his neighbours because he hears them scream all through the night.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman named Chloe has gone on a rant about food court etiquette and an angry man who reserved the table she sat on.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Okay, Blackers (via our colleague Ultra-Nate) BLEW OUR MIND with this club sandwich fact. Make sure you stick around to hear that. We debrief on the Origin game last night - and Joel did something on a whim ON HIS OWN last night, and got to see Jemma Rix do Wicked in Melbourne. He talks all about it. If you're reading this on your phone, take a few secs to learn about phone etiquette because we go through some of it. Taylor Swift has defended Gaga -  we go through a bit of that in the Glossys... ...and Australia's favourite chef Poh comes in to play a game of Quick Draw, and trust her to make steamed broccoli sound so good!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are clubs that are for 30+ year olds! Ricki goes in on it... and someone got injured real bad on their head, too! Hear all about it now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is this even acceptable? Hear more about this debacle now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're all a little startled because Jemma Rix is doing Wicked... and Joel is FRRRREAKING OUT! What are you new to? Thanks to Elon Musk's Starlink service, a remote community has finally had access to Internet and share their experience - have one good guess what some of them are addicted to... There are nightclubs for over 30s, in particular, R&B brunches. Blackers obviously refuses to go to these things, but wait until you hear an injury that happened with one clubgoer. Alec Baldwin's set for a reality show. More on that in the Glossys. And it's State of Origin today, which state is the home of better music?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It may be Ricki's favourite word, but it's also the most offensive word ever in the English language. We go through the history of the infamous word. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man owes his life to his 10-mm width chain he was wearing. The man got into an argument and was shot at, and the chain blocked the bullet. Listeners call up the show and share some HECTIC stories about what saved them from death!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

cue the crickets.... You might wanna bring a book for today's show. Ricki's favourite word is obviously the C-word, and we have gone into the history of the infamous word. Speaking of infamous, a celeb has been banned from a restaurant after making a staff member cry. Someone strap Joel's new mouthtape onto him... we give bird impressions a go and Joel's one is a little awks. Also, want to annoy your partner if they're playing video games? Joel's got some tips. Say Joel again. Joel. And Australian Idol contestant who got ROBBED... Ripley joins us for Joel Jivin'!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let's talk about bat attacks! Remember Taylor Momsen? Yeah, well she got bitten by a bat while performing on-stage! Listen to the audio now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.