Kate, Tim & Marty

Looking for a career change? Why don't you treat yourself for once. This Instagram page listed some dream jobs that actually exist and tbh, we're so jeal.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sorry if you already know this, but in this 'Today years old' segment, Ricki realised why OJ's nickname is juice 31 years old after that chase. Joel always found out why Qantas has the flag reversed on one side of the plane.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh hey betch! Here's what we're doing on this Tuesday.....An influencer did the absolute worst and brought hard-boiled eggs on a plane to make a salad. Someone reckons sightseeing is overrated. Brad is being so hot on the red carpet. Ricki reckons Trump would make a good gay and a cool girl did a really cool girl trick.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While we explore where do gay voices come from? Ricki has another cray cray theory. She reckons Trump would be a perfect gay man by the way he speaks.... and she's got the receipts, honey!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turns out Pope Leo the 14th might have the wildest family tree in history. According to The New York Times, His Holiness is distantly related to a bunch of Canadian-connected cousins — and we’re talking Madonna, Justin Bieber, Angelina Jolie, Hillary Clinton, Jack Kerouac, and both Trudeaus (Pierre and Justin).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever washed your hands in a public urinal? Get ready, because today's show is that hectic. Ricki announces an exciting first in her career and we couldn't be more proud of her. Our Mailbag exposes the photography skills of one of our listeners, and some shocking truth behind Joel's sexuality. Some tourists fark the art of Van Gogh. And how old is too old to be called Daddy?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We opened the lines for juicy workplace drama and our callers absolutely delivered. Jess revealed her office has a rogue teaspoon thief — they bought 50 and are down to TWO. Liz from the hospital said it’s not just the scrubs getting dirty… there’s been a full-blown nurse–doctor affair happening on the night shift. And then there was Mildred, who caught her senior manager pooing up the bathroom walls… with a secret Ring cam she smuggled into work. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our big girl has officially snagged her first ever TV WEEK Logie nomination and we are beaming like a proud Loretta. She’s up for the Bert Newton Award for Most Popular Presenter, and honestly, if you’re not voting, what are you even doing? Joel gave her literal flowers, and now all that’s left is for Australia to vote (all 23 categories, no skipping!).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ooooooh, it's getting spooky today! Happy Friday the 13th. To give you an unexpected BOO, Ricki takes us through the worst snoring sounds found online. Travis Kelce's brother reacts to a very spooooky tattoo from a fan. Joel gives us his spoooooky review of his night at Katy Perry. And, what's your cigarette? Don't worry, it will make spooky sense when you listen.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel went to Katy Perry’s Melbourne concert and is now a certified KatyCat (but with Eurovision credentials). He described the show as “one of the most hectic things” he’s ever seen — and loved every second of it. From butterfly flights to lightsaber battles and bizarre interludes about Australia’s great parks, Joel was captivated by Katy’s chaotic charm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Snoring? It's not just a nighttime issue — it's a full-blown audio event. We dove headfirst into the snorecore scene, from post-party chainsaw impersonations to gentle whimpers that sound more like badminton rallies. Joel screams in his sleep (of course), Ricki and Rich sleep silently like vampires, and Tim came armed with an entire snore soundboard, including the opera snore and a sneeze-snore hybrid that frankly should be studied. Listeners called in with tales of their own snoring sagas, including one poor woman who now wakes up to her husband spitting on her chest. Romance isn't dead — it's just wheezing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel is absolutely buzzing because he's seeing Katy Perry tonight, and yes, he reminded us roughly 27 times. Between Joel’s KP countdown, we covered a woman in scrubs who was mistaken for a doctor (when she’s really injecting lips for a living). Tim also launched a full attack on Ricki’s habit of leaving her luggage unpacked for days, if not weeks. We unpacked Uber’s wildest lost-and-found items. Oh, and did we mention Joel’s going to see Katy Perry tonight? Because we definitely did. Also, Ben Lee popped in for Quick Draw and things got competitive… but not more competitive than Joel is for the best Katy concert selfie. Go off, Joel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben Lee drops by for a Quick Draw showdown and proves he’s still as zen and cheeky as ever. With 20 years of Awake Is the New Sleep under his belt, Ben reflects on music, meaning, and why backing tracks are ruining the vibes. Did he care about winning? Not really. Hornballs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Uber has dropped its annual Aussie Lost & Found Hall of Fame and it’s as unhinged as ever. Sydney takes gold for being the most forgetful, followed closely by Melbourne and Perth. Have a listen to some of the most random and SHOCKING items left.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And today's podcast copy is brought to you by an actual human, considering ChatGPT is down. More on that in the show. Fan of Breaking Bad? Wait until you see what the owner of the house did to a bunch of YouTubers. Katy Perry's marriage is apparently on the rocks and we delve deep into that in the Glossys. And Joel bought the most un-Joel thing from his algo.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We dived headfirst into PR relationships today during Glossys — and let’s just say the tea is boiling. Glen Powell’s ex has basically confirmed that his whole flirty thing with Sydney Sweeney was staged for the cameras. A PR stunt! Suddenly every “are they or aren’t they” moment in Hollywood looks a little sus. Plus, we  drops a not-so-blind item about a certain Australian celeb being involved in their own secret fauxmance. Should we all be in fake relationships just to sell movies? We’re starting to think… maybe.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This couple took “treat yourself” to a whole new level — Paul and Lynn Montoya from Wyoming sold literally everything they owned (yes, even the couch) to live on a cruise ship for 15 years. They were so rattled about not having travelled much beyond the Caribbean and Canada, they yeeted their whole life for a $1.8 million floating mid-life reset. We ask: what did your mid-life crisis look like? Hopefully it didn’t come with a buffet and bingo night every day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doosh! Today's show was packed as, and full of chicken! We recap quite possibly Katy Perry's worst tour date so far with a mishap that happened in Sydney. In Glossys, we have hints that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce may have tied the knot. We then put the blind mayo debate to the test... which one is the best? We then try Ricki's online find... caviar on a chicken nugget! Oh, and a zebra got airlifted for being a naughty girl...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s the ultimate condiment showdown as the team dives headfirst into a blind mayo taste test. Ricky passionately defends Hellmann’s, Tim backs Best Foods with suspicious confidence, and Joel picks Kewpie. Chicken tenders flew, mayo got slandered, and everyone pretended this was a scientific experiment. In the end, only one spread could reign supreme but let’s be honest, it was just an excuse to eat tendies on-air.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just when you thought the chicken vs egg debate was scrambled, the team’s moved on to a juicier scientific bombshell: is water even wet? Turns out, some scientists reckon it’s not... and that’s sent Ricki, Tim and Joel into a full existential meltdown. Wetness is a feeling, apparently.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.