Ro-mansplaining

Pygmalion and Pretty Woman parallels in Silken Bondage, Richard Gere is a nice man, the implausibility of wild horses on Rodanthe, Adam was born and raised on the pond, the Kong of crawfish, Adam's questionable shopping habits, how women were treated in the 1800s.

Adam has points to spare, waiting for Johnny to come back, Nevada gets ready for her night shift, stifling cries with bedding, musk on the pillow, Johnny's track record on the Gambler, Adam still doesn't know what went down in chapter six, Grease moment, Johnny seeks a dentist, how masochists have oral surgery, Johnny comes back.

Poll results are in, Adam completely forgets what happened in chapter six, the cause of Johnny's tooth pain is revealed, reliable meter sticks of virginity, Leslie works on reading in Johnny's voice, shoving gold eagles down pants.

Listen better, Adam wants to be more romantic, geoduck culinary preparations, warning bells are the best bells to hear to avoid crispy chest hairs, how to free a breast, slowing down the hardening, don't say sweetheart or darlin', J.K. Ro-ling, Adam seeks a new career as a romance novelist, comparing vagina notes.

Too much singing, don't ever stop no matter what they say, listen better, born and raised on the river, obsessive cruise video watching, the love trope, the Love Boat, calling all the podcasts, still fully clothed, cranking up heat-o-meter to 3.5, holding breath, razor quality in 1895, hooded eyes, fruit and water, Johnny didn't eat, only two people in the room, listen better, "Love me, baby."

Leslie continues to corrupt Adam, listen better, geoducks and tongues down mouths, lip genders, Yakutsk vacations, adjacent ugliness increasing the hotness...Losing points, bjffjjf, geo, taking notes on poems, females in the superior position.

Cranking the heatometer up to 2, listen better, mud dauber Bingo things, listen better, getting some skins in some games, listen better, ski jump noses, reduced intestine count syndrome, spanning waists, walk with purpose, what's in Johnny Roulette's pockets, bulging tension about to explode, lip genders, Yakutsk vacations, adjacent ugliness increasing the hotness, losing points, bjffjjf, geo, and taking notes on poems.

Blowing on the metaphorical dice, flouncing, ol' BJ Jones, Old Willy, Big Edgar's gas farm, transporting goods up and down the Mighty Mississip, surprise side work, Planet Barfite, farmgirl cosplay didn't exist, listen better, showboat captain guy, and Santa Claus's pink lips.

In this first episode, we're introduced to Johnny Roulette as we discuss the titillation of potential nipslips, Devil make hair, how to be a better man, BeeGees 'staches, and toothache vulnerability.