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Stories this week include: Criminal takes calligraphy course after failed bank robbery. Police stamp out nuisance calls from foot fetishist. Mother gives daughter a birthday party to remember. Man finds love at the traffic lights. Bigfoot in a tutu, I know, I know, it's serious... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Iceberg threatens to sink Titanic attraction. London library shocked by outrage at new literacy-promoting character 'Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey'. Elderly woman freed from rabbit hutch. Man shoots fridge following feud with fictitious basement dwellers. Alex's grubby publications make a return... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Gigantic phallic-shaped cul-de-sac 'hilarious' say astronauts Alarming levels of stupidity threatens new orchard. Clown fails to see funny side of shoe theft. Welsh Nude and Proud party secures surprising by-election win despite being fictitious Alex's predictions begin to fail him... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Devious pseudo-'Sandwich Artist' fails to hide in roof with stolen deli meat. Photographer exchanges vintage farming equipment for meth. Another unsuspecting resident falls victim to the unscrupulous 'Goldfish Gang' Local council reluctantly establishes alien abduction task force. Supermarket trolley review, anyone? Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: The mullet is finally outlawed (in North Korea). Urban vigilante 'Trumpman' apprehended mid-defecation. Chinese zoo delightedly announce majority of escaped leopards recaptured. Noah's Ark impounded by coastguard after being deemed unseaworthy. We're through the looking glass here, people... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Hilarious Daesh-themed prank falls foul of the PC brigade Meathead eats raw meat Birthday fanatic unmasked by girlfriend union Police investigate cyberterrorist attack by breakaway faction of the Women's Institution Alex tells his pirate anecdote again... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: NHS denies hiring medieval plague doctors as precautionary measure. Former England manager indebted to Beatles duo for aiding escape from Australia. Patrons of Kid Rock's bar left covered in faeces once again. Daring 4mph narrow boat chase foiled by meddling police officer. We're back... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: QAnon-promoting Scientologist lands Farage for new 'legitimate' business venture. Police celebrating delectable drug haul crushed by shock discovery. Fly-tipping of used sex dolls threatens to overwhelm local police force. Body shop manager greases up former employee and aims for pennytration. "The arm of justice is something and something..." Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Fast food chain denies cult workshop devoted to clown-faced deity. Infamous Anus Society minibus spotted by shopper. Man found naked in car park after fateful trip to buy wet wipes. QAnon supporter treated to all expenses paid trip to the ol' 'Grey Bars Hotel'. Alex mourns the passing of Terry Nutkins... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Lawyer's underwear catches fire during court appearance. Borrower offered coronavirus jab following admin error. Local idiot fakes own kidnapping to avoid work. Giant telepathic alien mantis finally agrees to sits for dog food factory worker's portrait. We discuss the cost of a hand shandy for Steve Bannon... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: World's richest person unable to beat monkey at FIFA. Asda steps up delivery game by purchasing second hand ambulances. Tourist photographs Uranus in layby. Texas showcases haunted doll emergency alert system. Alex gives himself a haircut...apparently. Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Suspicious potato launches full-scale police investigation. Grandmother, 80, pleads with authorities to grant 35-year-old Egyptian lover leave to enter. Passengers claim to have spotted the mysterious airport hermit. Woman fined after failing to get husband microchipped. Alex has a 'topical' update... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Messianic sprout appears to humble housewife. Derbyshire police urge general public to stop embracing stupidity. Man pleads ignorance after sex doll wife tragically broken. Jet ski Romeo rescued by HM Coastguard after taking girlfriend on romantic getaway. The end of the world is (possibly) nigh... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Poundland unveils bold new customer humiliation strategy.  Fiber optic broadband network bested by elderly Welsh couple. Naked game show filmed in East London hotel room unlikely to air. Father 'mistakenly' orders massive inflatable Grinch to lord it over the rest of us. Wishing everyone a relaxing and peaceful Christmas and a very happy new year! Stay safe and we'll see you in 2021! Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Alleged restaurateur still denies running Japanese restaurant. Husband finally embarks on dream walking holiday. Man finds soulmate in nightclub bin. Suspected car thief find himself in world of sh*t. We explore the tears of Matt Hancock... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Monster robot wolves unleashed on unsuspecting Japanese town. Tiger King appeals for clemency from Donald of Orange. Jet pilots create ballsy display of solidarity. Hairdresser's interpretation of Magna Carta falls at first hurdle. Rob gets a delivery... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: New app allows users to watch Matt Hancock regret life choices in real time. Exotic dancing bear terminated aboard nuclear submarine. Disgusted holidaymaker leaves Pontins with sticky surprise. Magic lamp conmen disappear in puff of smoke. Alex sets Rob a challenge... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Van Damme slams chihuahua sham(bles). Self-proclaimed captive educated on the concept of hotels. Questionable snacks discovered in remote log cabin. Chinese authorities crack down on citizens 'making it rain'. We discuss the upcoming re-release of the much-loved children's cartoon Escaped Cloned Female Mutant Crayfish... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Woman ghosted by spectral lover. Supermarket introduces zero-gravity infused food range. Human battering ram retained as evidence by police. Demonic Priest and the Dominatrix Threesome announce debut album. Have you experienced a prawn ring recently? Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: The Trump Boat Parade hit by perfect storm. KFC spokesperson finds perfect opportunity to launch stand-up career. Patient stunned to learn that Covid-19 swab retrieved from faeces may be contaminated. Local paper breathes collective sigh of relief as Chief UFO Investigate digs out his Nikon P900 camera once again. Rob has reason to celebrate... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast