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Stories this week include: Top secret military weapon destroys France house. Man ejected from Disney Studios after misquoting A Bug's Life. Elderly couple enjoy scenic drive to caravan dealership. Bus passenger uses snake as passable face covering. We give an exclusive Edmonds update... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Chainsaw-wielding zombies provide a welcome distraction. GP surgery denies being front for adult entertainment venue. Teenager assaulted after refusing 'hedgehog helmet' offer. Passenger starts new life in rural France after being ejected from train. Get ready for more questionable TV shows pitches... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Hitman union forced to expel five members after outsourcing scandal. Lit wedding proposal becomes literal. Disgraced council worker forced to reveal nature of relationship with goose. Wild boar with limited knowledge of Mircosoft Office steals laptop from nudist. We discuss a potential celebrity endorsement... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Pub adopts shocking new social distancing tactic. Fake hitman rental service proves disturbing popular. High profile libel trial awaits outcome of faecal DNA test. Couple delighted after winning right to name child Lucifer. We break some tragic news... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Canadian tyre company establishes lucrative sideline in Mr Potato Heads. Man imprisoned in parrot sanctuary forced to admit he hates crackers. Urine-infused bread now a thing. Arm wrestling contest escalates quickly. Rob tries to keep it down... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Evil possum saved from eternal damnation. eBay employees provide extraordinary level of service to middle-aged couple. Personal trainer bravely speaks out after contracting the deadly herpes simplex virus. Unconfirmed reports of Cookie Monster's return to rehab continue. We try to keep it light... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Romantic gesture descends into dirty protest. Another nude sunbather mistaken for corpse in Essex. Man attempts to use penis to charge phone. Drawing titled 'What Farmhand Daryl Saw' fetches record price at auction. Alex addresses the Slavery Abolition Act 1833... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Planet of the Apes remake takes an unexpected turn. Obvious hoax revealed to be obvious hoax. Luxurious family pet sparks police hunt in affluent North London suburb. Well-known ferret about town reunited with owner. A long lost 'friend' makes an appearance... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Supreme Leader downgraded from deity status. Football team admits that sex dolls which filled empty stadium were sent to wrong address. Man performing sex act on building roof creates elaborate backstory. Parish council unanimously approves the use of graves as seasonal parking spaces. Rob takes an unapologetic hard-line stance on the Book of Genesis... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Wine lover takes hobby to the next level. Boy attempts to make childhood dream a reality. State of Indiana experiencing freak sex toy downpours. Conspiracy theory involving tiger statue gains traction. We get honest... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: The Grim Reaper finally takes some time out. Questionable smoothie leaves bad taste in the mouth. Provincial police force issues final warning to residents flaunting pants rule. Flaming shopping cart mistaken for start of the rapture. We demand the return of The Cook Report... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Woman in a coma, I know, I know, it's a fake Facebook post.  Pet turtles abandoned during lockdown believed to have found shelter in sewers Manager of failing zoo makes ultimate sacrifice.  American patriot detained in Bali. Where do you go to catch crabs? Keep it clean.  Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Barney the Dinosaur finally banged to rights Boss writes heartfelt letter to furloughed employees. Ungrateful man ejected from fighter jet. Motor museum staff rest easy after the cancellation of Nudefest 2020 LA Podcast: It's not sexual, it's just a way of life... Also, if you're bored, please check out (sponsorship pending): https://www.lingscars.com/ Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Fetish company comes to the aid of the NHS. Scientist's magnetism fails to impress hospital staff. Police department cowed by bovine mastermind. Driver's paned excuses for 200-mile round trip to collect window falls on deaf ears. Who have you been kink-shaming lately? Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Complaining couple offered complimentary downgrade. Spar tour of the West Midlands proves surprisingly popular. Shopper invents new lockdown pizza. Soothsayer predictably revealed to be despicable human.  Would you consider the hazelnut a high-end nut? Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Medical do-gooders ruin another one of life's pleasures. Dinosaur spotted roaming free after country placed under lockdown Woman with swollen hand forced to push own shopping trolley. Skegness chosen as holiday resort of choice by escaped convicts. We know that Will Smith has something to do with it... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Human sprinkler spotted in Stockport. Mass panic as final 'star prize' in grabber machine is won. Post-it note shortage leads to drastic action by nursery workers. Misfortunate thief pleads for forgiveness from rightful owner of cursed toilet roll. We try to lighten the general mood... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Entrepreneurial young man fails to sell screwdriver to court official. Miraculous swimming pool discovered in Indonesia. Idiotic bank robber pets dog. Grandmother enjoys a delicious cup of Durex tea. Alex finally confesses to his manifold crimes... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Solitary life-sized doll collector proves everyone right. Butcher makes vegetable-free carrot. Specially-trained service horse introduced to jet set lifestyle. Dough-infused gold pizza cufflinks will seriously dent your hard-earned crust. Do you partake in al fresco intercourse? Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Life-size cutout of orange-faced President fails to win dialysis clinic vote. Car park fanatic takes trip of a lifetime. Wannabe Pied Piper checks into hotel room with band of rats. Romantic gesture on first date leaves woman dazed and confused. We tell the tale of the mythical Chickenman... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast