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Stories this week include: Anonymous man fondles raw chicken. Royal Mail attempt to stop seagull going postal. New Happy Meal toy range proves extremely unpopular with customers. Neighbour mysteriously vanishes following dispute over vandalised pool. We discuss supermarket sexual favours... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Drunkard tries to snatch woman's furry companion.  Bears allowed to sh*t in woods again.  Spurned groom finds happiness in nearby field. Man brags about vast bird seed fortune to local paper. It's coming home... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Man blames failed relationship on ghost of 7-foot circus ringmaster. Woman caught shaving legs in communal hotel pool states hot tub was already full. Residents of Cornish town believe foul stench of rotting meat coming from Devon. Driver of mobility scooter claims that detailed Airfix model of HMS Vanguard caused hit-and-run. How do you like to kill your bobcat? Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Heroic boyfriend defends partner by throwing pillows at fox. PETA swoop to rescue already dead duck killed by boy. Sisters spot pensioner 'enjoying the view'. Company owners forced to apologise via news conference after employee repeatedly ordered lunch 3 mins early. We suggest an alternate ending for Last of the Summer Wine... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Beloved family pet starts sh*tting in woods. Mastermind behind elaborate mail fraud finally unmasked. Drunken raver left feeling sheepish after opportunistic theft on way home. FA Cup Final interrupted by mythical beast in local river. We ask the burning questions about the fall of Sodom and Gomorrah... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Woman takes photograph of literally nothing. Con artist ensnares elderly parents in lost car scam. Local sh*thole ruined by royal wedding detritus. Child stranded in Bali forced to hitchhike back to Australia. The Roland Rat impressions make an unwelcome return... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Peanut-addicted badgers lay waste to Scottish castle. Coconut arrested on suspicion of electoral fraud reduced to husk of former self. 'Equestrian Escorts' website shut down by police following multiple complaints. The 'Magnetic Rice' diet has attracted the attention of Millennials. We discuss the greatest decade... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

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Stories this week include: Coleslaw sandwich eating burglar comes to sticky end. Honeymooning couple embark on once-in-a-lifetime trip to Torquay. Thug assaults man, swims to France. Robbing hoodies have bow and arrow confiscated by police. Rob goes AWOL... We discuss the latest release from Faecal Matter... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Motorcyclist stopped for speeding informs police that he has transcended the constraints of Road Traffic Law. Mindless vandals target bug hotel.  Richard Madeley claims Gallagher brothers burgled his house. Local 'zoo' forced to question the authenticity of vulture bought in car park. We discuss the latest release from Faecal Matter... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Massive hologram of Vladimir Putin wins election by landslide. Thamesmead Swan Patrol disbands after failing their sole objective. Freezing temperatures results in Southeastern trains running with minor delays of up to five hours. Operation Takahe investigating the disappearance of the White Rabbit of Barnes Bridge. Alex and Rob take a turn for the worse...  Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Country Park Assistant Ranger refuses to give up on the fairies. Romantic proposes to Pineapple in Greggs the Delicatessen. Joker brandishes sausage roll in offensive manner. Loyal emotional support hamster meets unceremonious end. We celebrate the passing of another year... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Jack Sparrow impersonator marries ghost of 300-year-old pirate. French police bring abrupt end to simian sightseeing trip. Man armed with slip of paper attempts post office robbery. Camel beauty contest organisers reluctantly drop swimsuit round.  We are still trying to raise money to replace our defunct microphone. Please donate what you can here. Thanks.  Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Butcher wielding blood sausage facilitates release. Woman calls RSPCA over slipper welfare concerns. Equipped father heads to park for some alone time. Local council takes drastic action to quell suspected dirty protest. Now with 50% more pointless, rambling chat! Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Thamesmead Swan Patrol (TSP) forced to reduce daily patrols due to lack of interest. Surprise surge in chocolate coin sales as confusion surrounding cryptocurrency grows. The Krankies defend 'lewd and offensive' pantomime performance with crass and obscene statement. Origin of Species to be revised after man cements microwave to own head. Also revealed: Rob is left empty-handed yet again... Wishing all our listeners a very happy Christmas and restful New Year! Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: The spectre of Robin Hood stages intervention for local UFO expert. Manhunt continues for crazed, pin-wielding fugitive. Travelodge to offer new donkey befriending service. Family rescued by coastguard after being caught 'swerving for a badger'. Also revealed: We investigate the difference between marshland and wetland (which is as dull as it sounds)... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Faecal connoisseur shaves dog. Pensioner discovers unexploded courgette. Newcastle man admits that pasty tattoo was a misteak. Homeowner mourns the loss of front lawn. Also revealed: The News Shopper has a new Editor-in-Chief... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Welsh defeat hostile octopuses. Remote village burns sacrificial wicker van to the God of broadband speeds. Bus company owner sacks entire workforce in order to follow dream or not owning a bus company. Papa John's sieg to distance themselves from Neo-Nazi endorsement. Also revealed: Always count your partridges... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Breaking News: Alex goes it alone for the final time... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Breaking News: Alex goes it alone...(Part 2) Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast