Paul And Rach | A Show Hosted By Two Ex-radio Co-hosts Where Nothing Is Off-limits

In episode of twenty-six of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk crab racing with kids, the worst radio idea ever, what some people will do for a motorcycle and why you should never take your phone to a strip joint.  They discuss the criminal mastermind of Rach, the missionary position of yoga, whether sexual addiction is a 'thing' and where the hell Tea Leoni has been for 17 years.  They chat about running into people you've had a crush on when they've let themselves go, ex-fatty's giving attitude, Paulie's theme park and networking in Antarctica.  They discuss the international waters of the Gold Coast, what the Grim Reaper watches when he wants to get 'in the mood', why anyone is friends with their neighbours, how long to wait before you check if someone is dead and the time Rach was a vampire.

In episode twenty-five of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk falling over in the supermarket, how Sexpo is the least sexy place on earth, Sharknado 2 and the worst bits of Gen Y.  They discuss the hell of small talk, how to turn a bloke off, why divorced dads don't know how to make a sandwich and the perils of being a teenager in the technological age.  They ask if anyone is still using a Barter card, why anyone would buy second hand pyjamas and why flat lemonade fixes everything. As always, they finish up with 'Rach's Story Time'. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode twenty-four of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett reveal breaking 'Jack the Ripper' news, talk about what would happen if Paulie was in a serial killers line up, what you're supposed to do at a concert, and why Axel Rose is a dick.  They discuss what would happen if Helen Mirren cracked onto you, why Paulie got his teeth fixed in the 1960's, why anyone's still using a typewriter if they're not a hipster and ask who's reading the Bible in a dentists waiting room.  They do some impromptu yoga, discuss what's wrong with the Commonwealth Games uniforms and why living with a couple sucks.  They touch on share house sex policies, how far is too far to go to a Chinese restaurant and Rach discovers a family secret she never wanted to know.  As always they wrap up with 'Rach's Story Time'. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode twenty-three of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Rach isn't wearing a bra, how long you should push on with dental pain, Paulie's obsession with Anne Hathaway and Scarlett Johansen and they question how underpants travel in the mail.  Paulie releases Rach's sacral chakra, they discuss the trauma of the 'Hair Expo', why all dad conversations are the same, public toilet etiquette and whether there is ever a good time to wear a bluetooth headset.  As always they finish up with 'Rach's Story Time'. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode twenty-two of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk Paulie's obsession with the Gold Coast, why it's funny when kids swear, weird sexual experiences and they dedicate an awful lot of time to discussing the art of stripping.  They chat about the best time to pick up a lady, why their love child would be named 'Brut 33 Murray' and Rach tells a story so embarrassing she has to beep 95% of it.  They discuss world chocolate day, why Rach would haunt Paulie, the hell of surprise parties and the best way to pick up a bloke.  As always they end with 'Rach's Story Time.' www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode twenty-one of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk Todd Carney's new hobby #bubbling, why people always think they're the first person in the universe to have a baby, gender cakes and why Rach will go down in the medical history books...it's not for a good reason.  They discuss how boobies can be bad but how Clark Rubber can help, why budget airlines better stop calling themselves 'budget', why dreads should be banned on a plane and how Paulie is the only person alive who thinks Parliament House is exciting.  They talk about bogan travelling, how you can tell if your business idea stinks, the number of selfies you need to take to classify as a douche and whether retweeting compliments about yourself is the most narcissistic thing you can do.  They discuss how to look dumb, where Paulie sits on the 'bloke scale', how you can fix your relationship in a car yard and why normal people look rubbish in lingerie.  As always they bring it home with 'Rach's Story Time'. www.paulandrach.com.

In episode twenty of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss Rach's sweating problem, Paulie going to the CEO sleep out even though he's not a CEO, what it means to have a 'Moses' approach to twitter and why Coldplay and John Farnham would be useful in an IVF clinic.  They talk Paulie's childhood pornography business 'Muzzcorp', why dads can never do a fart without blaming their wife, the one job you don't want R Kelly to do and they try to decipher what's in a paramedics magic silver sheet.  They talk about Paulie's teenage crush, why people insist on getting their children to record their ring tone, how Paulie was mistaken for a homeless guy and why we can apparently only read articles that come in list form.  Paulie pretends to be Columbo, Rach gives over waaaay too much information about her childhood bowel movements, they uncover the worst crime ever and ask why no one ever has to park a car in the movies.  As always they close the curtains with 'Rach's Story Time'. www.paulandrach.com.a

In episode nineteen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about the woman who got it on with a dolphin, the way to pick up in a downward dog, Paulie's transition to 'full bogan' and the fact that Rach still drives a car with a tape deck.  They ask 'WTF does Lara Bingle do?', talk about whether it's acceptable to get your boobs out in a profile pic, reveal their new useless business idea and play Tracy Chapman for absolutely no reason.  They ask 'how much bush is too much?',  question 'how the hell are foam shops still in business?' and Paulie reveals why he's the King of spreadsheets and why he took on a middle aged woman at the Sydney Film Festival.  They discuss whether Harrison Ford is too old to be making movies, ponder who would play Jabba after a bout of personal training and look at what happens when musicals and pornos combine.  As always they wind it up with 'Rach's Storytime'. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode eighteen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about Rach's childhood crushes, the fact that 3 million people give a sh*t what goes on in a dishwasher for some reason, why Barack Obama shouldn't exercise and how surgeons could improve their bedside manner.  They reveal what Rach has spent her lifetime porn quota on, how a 90's band got 'puffy', how far you can really push the petrol gauge and Rach gives Paulie a 'douche check'.  They ponder how the hell bitcoin came back, dissect the wonders of train travel, talk about the BS of the 'meme manager' and sing more karaoke than should be allowed on any podcast. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode seventeen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss Rach's theory that quinoa is the solution to jet lag, why people have difficulty with analogue watches, Paulie's secret retail talent and why shop assistants are still telling us we look amazing when we know they're lying.  They talk about how no one needs to say 'www' anymore, women who name their private parts, what happens if you jump off the Eiffel Tower wearing only a coat and Rach finds out she has one degree of separation to Quentin Tarantino.  They talk about how leggings are not pants, why sitting next to Rach on a plane could end in death, sexist bike helmets and why anyone cares about VPL.  As always, they finish up with 'Rach's Story Time'. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode sixteen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett are back on Skype for Rach's last week in New York City.  They discuss the w*nk of boutique hotels, the scam of the 'amuse-bouche', Paulie popping his 'personal training' cherry and just how little Rach knows about sport.  They talk Paulie's penchant for walking with a decorative cane, deep heat sex fetishes, Rach's chloroform tolerance and the worst kids names in the world.  They chat about the difference between Passion Pop and a $600 bottle of champagne, the punish of waiting for a table at a restaurant, whether Paulie accidentally went to a lamaze class and the time that Rach thought Paulie was going to die. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fifteen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray skypes Rachel Corbett 'live' in New York City and they talk about what not to do at the Museum of Natural History, why some people listen to gallery tours like there'll be an exam, the NY elite's penchant for 'pity watch' and the time the guys tried and failed to give free tickets away to a strip club.  They discuss the death of the bead shop, the underwhelming comedy of Bob Saget and why anyone is boarding up a shop front when there isn't a hurricane.  They chat about the wank of NY theatre, why getting free tickets is terrifying and Paulie tries his hand at a 'story slam'. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fourteen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about how Rach wet her pants in last weeks episode, why people clean when a cleaner is coming around, who's keeping tabs on the local 'Mixed Business', the guy who wants to marry his porn laden computer and whether Rach's identity has been stolen.  They discuss how quick is too quick to pick up an accent, whether Paulie needs speech therapy, why dad's don't understand Skype, WTF is with the male hair bun and how Paulie became King of the kids.  They talk sh*tty performance art, the worst thing to use bees for, getting a licence to wear lycra, why anyone would want to do an Iron Man or go to Mars and whether Leonardo DiCaprio is a douche.  As always they bring the show home with 'Rach's Story Time'. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode thirteen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss how Paulie has stopped going to the gym after one of his buttons pops off, how not even homeless people like Rach's car, what happens when old people try to use an ATM and what it means to be 'food racist'.  They ask 'how many phone calls does it take Rach's dad to cook a meal?', Paulie tries to use Rach as a cigar mule, they look at how you can convince a doctor you're not a drug addict and uncover a brand new character called 'Regional Radio Man'.  They chat about Miranda Kerr's 'scintillating' conversation, ask 'what food would you marry?', question why we're all iAddicted and Paulie reveals that he's boycotting The Voice.  As always they end the show with 'Rach's Story Time'.

In episode twelve of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about Kylie's performance at the Logies, how Rach was rubbish at Lego but good at singing at funerals and how Rhonda Birchmore's could have a future in sassy tweeting.  They discuss Paul meeting the future King of England, the worst way to farewell a loved one, why Rach shouldn't have learned to skateboard at 24 and they suggest songs for 'Silence of the Lambs' The Musical.  They talk about getting your education from The Simpsons, when it's wrong to tell someone they're sexy, how Rach wants to motorboat a bucket of chicken, the fact that 'cash only business' are fooling no one and the worst time to get hit up by a bouncer at a strip club.  As always they finish up with 'Rach's Story Time'. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode eleven of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk ladies pillow fighting, whether wearing gym clothes is a cop out, if Rach has enough grey hairs to warrant a senior citizens card and how an unattractive tour guide gets the nickname 'The Sperminator'.  They discuss why people choose to exercise in the petri dish that is Bikram yoga but how teaching yoga might be the perfect disguise for a pervert, Paulie's golden ticket to meet Will and Kate, the fact that Prince George seems like a little sh*t and the most pretentious thing you can get done at a hair salon.  They chat tinder, turtles rooting for some reason, going on a date only to realise you've already dated the guy who turns up, why trolley collectors are angry, whether Kate Upton is as good on the ground as she is in zero gravity and as always they wrap it up with 'Rach's Story Time' which this week gets beeped for the first time ever. www.paulandrach.com.au

in episode ten of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about whether James Franco is an idiot, why Grumpy Cat needs an agent, how anyone can live on 30 bananas a day and why Rach will never be a mechanic.  They ask the question "who still has a Club Lock", ponder whether Anthony Mundine really is 'The Man', discuss the Lego movie and whether it's weird to go to a kids film as a grown adult and they both try to talk dirty to Paulie's wife.  Rach takes aim at the boxing world (and prepares to get punched in the face) and reveals her friend is a sexual superhero, while Paul takes aim at Rach's choice of fitness footwear and reveals he used to eat his toys.  They talk trawling nursing homes for love, the art of bargaining, why anyone is sucking toes, WTF are furries and send The Ultimate Warrior out of this world in style.  As always they wrap things up with 'Rach's Story Time' and in a special guest appearance, 'The Love Muscle' makes his triumphant return! www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode nine of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about why Miranda Kerr's same-sex revelation is boring, why flying with no checked baggage makes you feel important and what it means to be unhelpfully fat.  Paulie reveals the secrets of the 24 hour gym, how you can pretend you're working harder than you really are and the embarrassment of asking for a seatbelt extension on an aeroplane.  They discuss falling in love at 30,000ft, why Lara Bingle needs to stop tweeting, why men are obsessed with flexible women and the fact that Rachel wants to perform on her local pedestrian crossing.  They chat about Rach's decision to use matches instead of air freshener, the ridiculous things news websites are using as click bait, why the new Lego movie may be the work of the devil, the douchey world of 'mixology', Wrestlemania 30 and as always bring the show home with 'Rach's Story Time'.

In episode eight of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss the art of oversharing, how to play Hungry Hungry Hippos with your boobs, consciously uncoupling and eating kale chips off Gwyneth Paltrow.  They talk fat security guards, whether social media is really a job, the right way to end a conversation, Rach gives advice on how to talk to boys when you're frigid and they ponder whether renting an apartment on Airbnb is a one way ticket to finding yourself on 'You Porn'.  Paulie sings a lot and 'Rach's Storytime' is back! www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode seven of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about smuggling sex toys through customs, when art installations make you want to poke your eyes out and how a visit to the chemist can end in tears...of shame.  They discuss Rach's irrational fear of disabled toilets, Paulie's obsession with waterslides and getting snubbed by the paparazzi.  Jennifer Hawkins delightful butt crack gets a mention, they talk about what happens when you accidentally stumble into a Scientology event and they both marvel at how Kylie Minogue masters the art of subtlety in her new 'Sexercise' video. www.paulandrach.com.au