Paul And Rach | A Show Hosted By Two Ex-radio Co-hosts Where Nothing Is Off-limits

In episode sixty-six of thePaul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss how Paulie's movie habits have saved his life, why seeing a mechanic is like dating, how to survive in space when all you've got is duct tape and why Rach is a tight arse. They chat about the car park scam at the movies, the semantics of the Asian knockoff, what Rach smuggled across state lines and the time Paulie was reprimanded by Alan Jones.  They talk Salim Mehajer's dreams of becoming PM, whether people who have novelty weddings last longer and the unintended consequences of Burger King's black Halloween burger bun.  They discuss what women get away with when it comes to footwear, Kate Cebrano's run in with the Qantas lounge, the return of Full House and how Paulie is a blood hound for celebrity nudes.  They finish up with a 5 star shout out and Alan Jones pops by to say hello. www.paulandrach.com.au 

In episode sixty-five of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss David the international model from The Bachelorette, why Rach looks at life like an episode of The Block, the most undignified way to break up with someone and how Paulie won over Gene Simmons.  They talk about how little Rach knows about sport, why Nate Fyfe's Brownlow speech wasn't the 'best speech ever,' Siri's most ridiculous answer to a question and why charity months that have you cutting out booze can bring out the worst in people.  They chat about how criminals are escaping all over the place, the Thai's obsession with puns, why Chris Brown can bugger off and why Michelle Obama is excited about opening a window.  They discuss cafe musicians, the worst band names, how much it would cost to become Batman and they give a five star shout out to Mad Rooters who've reviewed the podcast in iTunes.  As always they finish with Rach's Story Time...which Rach has trouble finding. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode sixty-four of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss Rach's obsession with The Bachelorette, the randomness of the midday movie, their future as the hosts of Coles radio and why Rach was squeezing her butt cheeks in time to music. They chat about exercising in the dark, what Paulie and Dennis Hopper have in common, the fun to driving ratio and the pain of dress up parties.  The talk about why Rach's mechanic thinks she's got the hots for him and why her car is haunted, why women ride Vespa's in skirts, the worst doll ever, adult colouring in books and how nice it is to spend time with a family that actually gets along.  They discuss reusing tea bags, internet articles that are being written for the future and they finish up with a shout out to the Mad Rooter's of the week.

In episode sixty-three of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray is back from Vegas and has plenty of stories to tell.  They discuss how considerate Turnbull was saving his spill until Paulie got home, what happens when you fall into a news coma, how to treat a Vegas hotel room and how Rach almost solved a crime.  They chat about Burning Man, ask "who the hell is Rhonda Rousey" discuss the wank of wellness and the latest 'sun-eating' diet.   They talk about why bucks parties are the worst, who Paulie kicked out of a club in Vegas and Rach says the word 'arborist' about 500 times for no reason.  As always they wrap up with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode sixty-two of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss Rach's obsession with spinning plates, what's going on in the Channel 9 car park, what Paulie's going to get up to in Vegas and why he's a great guy to have at a pool party. They chat about their trip to LA, why clothes never look as good as they did in the change room, why Paulie likes to pour water in the bin and the garbage fairy. They talk about why Rach sucks at social media, the WhatsApp trap for young players, why people are offended when you leave a Facebook conversation and what God does when he's angry. They discuss why they've got memories like display cameras, the next thing to fear in the property market and whether you can stay in the same place with a new boyfriend that you stayed with an ex.  As always they wrap up with Rach's Story Time.  www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode sixty-one of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss how Paulie got caught speeding, why RBT's scare you when you're sober, what's going on in the Channel 9 carpark and Paulie's 12 minute body transformation.  They chat about how there will be no more Zoo Weekly at Coles, why toilet paper gets stuck to your shoe, WTF is a widwife and why people are walking around in no shoes.  They talk about the latest moron celebrity, why Rach struggles on a road trip, how Australia went in the Ashley Madison debarkle and the joys of the theatre restaurant. They discuss how they've got less Facebook followers than Simply Crochet magazine, business card etiquette and why no one should be giving out their mobile number.  As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time.   www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode sixty of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss how Rach finally got recognised at channel 9, the craziness of Donald Trump, Bergo's catch phrase and what happens when Rach's light night goes out.  They chat about what Paulie used to do to his Teddy Rukspin, how to network without being an idiot, why the car of Rach's dreams is the saddest thing ever and how the three dots in a text is changing dating. They talk doing a phantom when dating, how early is too early for Christmas, why kitty litter may be the strongest thing on earth and the latest social media craze.  They discuss whether there is a difference between front and top loader washing powder, chatting the birds and the bees with your parents, whether we've gone too crazy with gender sensitivity and how old is too old for a dummy.  As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fifty-nine of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Paulie was on Media Watch, how a couple who ear candles together stays together, whether you can marry someone when you haven't seen them without make up and the douchery of nominating yourself for an award.  They chat about how long you can ignore a used-by date, what you're not allowed to ask a celebrity,  how early is too early to go to a bottle-o and the benefits of a prosthetic leg.  They talk about the fact that Rach has only just discovered Tasmania, the joy of full service petrol, whether it's time to say goodbye to hens parties and whether chicks should get their boobs out at work.  As always they wrap up with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fifty-eight of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about being too old for a festival, how long you can cash in on old stories, why anyone can be bothered committing to fancy dress and the audacity of the Mixed Business.  They discuss whether anyone is buying full cream milk anymore, why Paulie's boss is the un-coolest cop ever, whether emoji's are acceptable for adults yet and why getting one away in a phone booth is shocking.  They talk about how you can end up on a date with your ex, why anyone cares about the size of a mannequin, how 50 cent doesn't have 50 cents to rub together and the weirdness of the Hulk Hogan sex tape.That chat Amy Schumer, whether animals are intelligent and why we insist on asking celebrities who they'd 'shoot, shag or marry.'  As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time.  That chat Amy Schumer, whether animals are intelligent and why we insist on asking celebrities who they'd 'shoot, shag or marry.'  As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time. w

In episode fifty-seven of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Paul wants to sing karaoke on TV, the interesting cast of Celebrity Apprentice, Rach's tips for renovators and why you feel cool when you go to Bunnings.  They chat about the shows empty prize cupboard, what Jim from Jim's Mowing is up to, nicknames that people don't want and inconsiderate travelling.  As always they wrap up with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fifty-six of Paul and Rach it's the Paulie birthday edition!  The guys discuss how many toys is too many, Rach's poor packing tips, Delta v Jessie J, why Paulie has become 'that dad' and the mess that is the new 'we consent' app.  They chat about what happens when in-flight entertainment gets sexual, what to do when you find kids making fake IDs in Officeworks, how Turkey is rubbing our face in it and whether you should get surgery on your double chin. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fifty-five of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett finally get a new Picture magazine for story time and go through it cover to cover.  The talk about 90s fashion, why Dawn Fraser's a rent-a-quote and why we're still using the word un-Australian.  They discuss why Kyrgios is a douche bag, why old people are racist, verified Tinder and what Paulie is doing for the female population.  They chat about why people take photos with their iPad, what women get out of strippers, the truth about why celebrities come to Oz and the Lorna Jane beat up.  They discuss feminist blogs, whether pretty people can be funny, designer babies, why IMDB needs a refurbish and people who call 000 for nothing.  Regional Radio Man steps in to read Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fifty-four of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about how Paulie is still a teenager, why Rach is itchy and whether Asher is a musical genius.  They chat about the Edelstein Grecko baby, why chicks can't do an 'arrangement', where Jumanji can come in handy, and how to find a sugar daddy. They discuss why Rach sucks at geography, the woman who pooped in a department store, what life was like before Google and the arm pit hair movement.  They talk about why Miley Cyrus needs a wax, whether we learnt anything in sex ed class, if you can trust chicks who don't have girlfriends and what happens when they make porn in space.  They discuss what you'd do to get into another country, annoying yoga teachers and Rach plans her wedding day even though it's not actually happening.  Regional Radio Man wraps things up by giving a shout out to our Mad Rooter of the Week.  www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fifty-three of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss the fact that Asher hates Rach, how Apple has come late to the party, why people practice their golf swing in the street and why someone had to walk a goldfish.  They get advice from the Love Muscle and talk about why they need some Mega Memory tapes, the most romantic thing you can do as a bloke, the 'bitches be crazy' moment from Married At First Sight and why singing happy birthday should be illegal.  They chat about whether sex addiction is real, why anyone is firing up about the Wallabies jersey, how a bull got revenge and Japan's latest crazy idea.  They finish up with a special message from Regional Radio Man for their 'Mad Rooter of the week.' www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fifty-two of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss ridiculous romantic rituals, what happens when a transexual looks more feminine than you've ever looked, why you would buy two watches for your dog and whether there's a market for a bum sniffing app.  They hear Rach's completely flawed theory on fame, chat about Married at First Sight, why men in NYC are being arrested for comfort, whether you can take a mystic to court and annoying handymen.  The discuss the biggest mood killers, internet hate and Rach proves why she should never be trusted to organise a guest to read Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fifty-one of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Rach is holding them back from publicising the show, how not to pick your nose in the car, what a medieval wax would have been like and they show everyone how not to do radio.  They talk about the things that young men don't know but should, why being buried alive would suck and ask 'who's having sex on a Tuesday?'  They break some actual news about Married at First Sight, Rach pretends she's a journalist, they talk about how long you should leave a dead person out 'just incase' and try to work out what's going on in the Immigration Department.  They discuss the Vivid website mix up, what Johnny Depp would be like an an employee, why a private jet would be wasted on Rach and how living next to a busy road can make you fat.  Regional Radio Man pops in to read Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fifty of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss the 'shocking' news that Cate Blanchett isn't actually bisexual, the worst question to ask a comedian, why it sucks to meet your heros and the worst click bait ever.  They chat about Andrew Jarman's slip up and what radio announcers really say in the studio, what the heck babies dream about, why Rebel Wilson has been lying about her age and whether anyone has their real name in Hollywood.  They talk about how Rach is taking notes for the show in her dreams, why there aren't stricter rules for naming a baby, the addictiveness of Married at First Sight and why Anthony Albanese became a DJ.  As always they wrap up with Rach's Story Time. http://www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode forty-nine of Paul and Rach is the 'Budget Edition' where Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett don't actually discuss the budget.  Paulie is live in Canberra and they discuss what goes on behind the scenes on budget night, what happened when Rach finally threw the doors open on her dads storage container, how Cate Blanchett 'conveniently' became a lesbian and Rach's trip to see the Backstreet Boys.  They talk about how Rach is lucky she got out of Honduras alive, where to stay if you're looking for a kinky holiday, the rort that is the minimum credit card spend and Paulie shows Rach his undies more times than is necessary. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fourty-eight of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about the easiest way to get calls in radio, the concept of 'sky wee', why Paulie is a cool uncle and how a movie like Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 gets a green light.  They discuss the rules of in car speak phone conversations, why it would such to be famous, what happens when you make love to a scarecrow and they dish out potentially the worst medical advice ever.  They chat about how reality TV has changed, why cupid isn't a bloke with a clipboard, the anti-climax of the Bruce Jenner 'exclusive' and the time when Rach was nude on stage.  As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fourty-seven of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about Rach's teaching career, when dictionary.com attacks, when Paul takes his wedding ring off and the babychino.  They discuss Rach's teeth whitening addiction, what a grilled cheese sandwich says about your sex life, why anyone is wearing fishnet stockings and what Madonna did to poor Drake.  They chat about Paulie's washing neuroses, expensive weddings, business jargon, the Semenette and why April Fools day should be relabelled 'Dick Day'. As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time.   www.paulandrach.com.au