Factory Sealed Retro Gaming Podcast

Hold on to your sanity! The whole crew is back to tackle Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem various creams, more Link’s Awakening, and Dan finally snaps at Eric’s collectathon nonsense.

Climb aboard Moosecopter 1 for a scenic tour of the rising Canadian lake levels, Link’s Awakening Remastered, a weird Nintendo circle, and some genuinely dark themes in Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates.

Horror abounds as we navigate the terrifying woods of the Blair Witch, discover the true nature of pantyhose, and venture into The Mark of Kri without the safety of our nostalgia-coated, rose-tinted glasses.

Oi, wanker, you’re going the wrong way! There is a sign – a sign that we are playing everyone’s favorite cockney car crashing, heavy breathing game, The Getaway.

Which is worse: Being straddled by a nine foot tall gentlemen with an 80 syllable name on your annual pilgrimage to MoCon? Or playing Zelda II? The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 184: Zelda II: The Adventure of Link appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Grab your bottle of Savior Soak, give old blinky a check, and clean out your lug holes! We’re back to polish off the rest of Kingdom Hearts with our brand new recording equipment.

Don’t be alarmed, this is just a test of our ability to play an RPG over the summer! Join us aboard our poorly constructed gummi ships to revisit Kingdom Hearts in the first of two episodes and be treated to random singing and more terrible Zelda puns than you can ask for.

You were promised a return of Factory Sealed, and we delivered! Join us to discuss the highs and lows of E3, our fears of an all-streaming future, and whether a bloke says D or T in Fable.

Don’t worry, we aren’t dead! We just put ‘er in P for a little bit. But we’ll be back on June 16th! (If you’re recording says May 16th, that’s an error.)

Grab your soldering iron and your light saber for a trip through the terrible teeth of Sonic the Hedgehog Movie into the loving arms of cable-free VR with the Oculus Quest, before stopping off at Star Wars the Force Unleashed. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 180: Star Wars: The Force Unleashed appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Wal-Mart bathroom enthusiast Zack Fawley joins us to talk about video game preservation, the future of gaming, and some PlayStation 5 speculation before we sit back and listen to him rhapsodize about Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 179: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Again) appeared first on Factory Sealed.

We get behind the cockpit (literally) of Jehuty in Zone of the Enders, die a lot in Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, spot off for some Outlaw Tennis in hell and figure out whether there may, or may not, be Endors. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 178: Zone of the Enders appeared first on Factory Sealed.

Eric and Tom meet up in Phoenix to put on some silly hats, create a few new Mega Man robot masters, and opine over the future of gaming with Google Stadia before dissecting one of the few good movie game tie-ins; The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay.

Whether you’re a fan of soapy baps, priests lacking on fuel, or the classic FPS Halo: Combat Evolved, we’ve got Ig-YOU-wana covered!

We take a break from facing off against Father Gascoigne to share an important fact with you: Gex is called Gex because he is a Gecko. Trust us on this one.

The lads are back from their trip to Freedomland, loaded with stories ranging from breaking toilets to bundling at Rumbles. With additional chats about the Resident Evil 2 remake, Kingdom Hearts 3, and the Genesis ‘Classic’ Ghostbusters.

We take to the skies for some Ace Combat 4, contemplate zombies in the Resident Evil 2 Remake, and make an attractive new headpiece for our bovine cousins. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 173: Ace Combat 4 appeared first on Factory Sealed.

2018 has came and gone in a blaze of boiled owls, shabba, and bad opticians jokes. There’s only one way to celebrate – finding our top ten games we played in 2018!

A massive technical glitch fries Dan’s potato, losing nearly two hours of content in the process. So, we are packing our bags and moving to sunny South America. Why? Just Cause. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 171: Just Cause appeared first on Factory Sealed.

It’s a shabba-tastic episode as we find out whether Devil May Cry (Or Not), introduce the FS Hoctopus, and discuss whether the PS Classic is worth the bother. The post Factory Sealed – Ep. 170: Devil May Cry appeared first on Factory Sealed.