Divine Naples Podcast

Matt got TATRANKY from a  happy European listener and he created his line that he wants on his gravestone. Richard Simmons is back as a subject. Captain Dana asked for us to share that parking is FREE so we did just that. School bus news, French new speakeasy, BMX bike race. Matt’s BFF is a single mom that kissed him like a “brother” and he walked her down the aisle. Rich was the biggest pirate on Napster with his 6gig laptop in 1999. Grandma shared secret recipe that is a hit in Divine Naples Coffee and Wine If you have an announcement to make or something special to share send details to info@divinenaples.com Please nominate someone so we can interview and share their passion and story with the world. Interested to get in our studio and talk life? Send email to info@divinenaples.com BE AWARE !!!! - Show is highly addictive and there is no rehab center available YET. :-) Sponsor of the show  -- for now is www.BeachSOS.com and we are Looking for ONE  :-) PLEASE share with all your friends. Don’t hesi

Matt was stuffing his face with Bday cake so you will hear how uncivilized dinner sounds and he may remind you unnamed animal. Rich made a sin because he stole candle from Divine Naples Church. Hear all Charming cities in Florida and one sounds familiar. Avocado is a fruit, raspberry cake is celebrated and mixed dogs needs love. Matt is on the way to get Chinese food today, listen and learn why he may become billionaire. Both guys were pickpocketing and they found dinosaur If you have an announcement to make or something special to share send details to info@divinenaples.com Please nominate someone so we can interview and share their passion and story with the world. Interested to get in our studio and talk life? Send email to info@divinenaples.com BE AWARE !!!! - Show is highly addictive and there is no rehab center available YET. :-) Sponsor of the show -- for now is www.BeachSOS.com and we are Looking for ONE  :-) PLEASE share with all your friends. Don’t hesitate to join the Divine team at Divinenaples.c

Rich and Matt expose 5 categories of drivers in the Naples area, some chicken wings and a little about tigers and butterflies. Exactly what would you expect from Podcast #400? This podcast is not short of laughs, good information, and some personal secrets so the world knows more about these two special humans. After Matt called Rich a beached whale he exited the studio so fast turning left, so if you see a funny locking man trying to run like a mammoth please report back to us so we can get him back in his cage….. ENJOY OUR SHOW! MATT AND RICH DO THIS FOR FREE WITH A PASSION TO MAKE YOU LAUGH If you have an announcement to make or something special to share send details to info@divinenaples.com Please nominate someone so we can interview and share their passion and story with the world. Interested to get in our studio and talk life? Send email to info@divinenaples.com BE AWARE !!!! - Show is highly addictive and there is no rehab center available YET. :-) Sponsor of the show  -- for now is www.BeachSOS.

Rich explains AGAIN how small Saturday works and why it is beneficial that he honors his father with following this “tradition” every week. Matt will tell you to Follow your dreams even if it takes 20 years, and if you believe, they may become reality for 72 million dollars. Do you know what stringy mop and lobsters have in common?  Find the best rated restaurants with outside dining where you can play finger pulling. Until they add finger pulling to Olympics as a sport, IT is necessary to start a finger pulling movement. We may already know who will WIN. #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcaster #podcastlife #podcastersofinstagram #podcasters #podcastshow #businesspodcast #divinenaplespodcast #naplesfloridapodcast #naplesflpodcast #applepodcasts #newpodcast #podcastlove #podcastaddict #applepodcast  #podcastinglife #podcasthost #comedypodcast  #podcastmovement #spotifypodcast #googlepodcasts #itunespodcast #podcastnetwork #sportspodcast #podcastjunkie #musicpodcast #podcastsofinstagram #businesspodcast #in

Rich and Matt will explain the difference between 4 categories of coffee shops.  Rich always helps blind dates to break the ice and make them feel comfortable and laugh. The “Boys” will remind you what it means to take 15 !!! Some people that visit our coffee shop sign an agreement to name their first born child “Rich or Matt”, even if they are girls. Learn something new about Scotch and you may even smell it over the air. NOW, if any of the above is not a reason to listen then how about Chicken-Dog-Chili-Fingers? This alone should make you push that play button and after that you will want to share it with others. "WE KNOW IT !!!" #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcaster #podcastlife #podcastersofinstagram #podcasters #podcastshow #businesspodcast #divinenaplespodcast #naplesfloridapodcast #naplesflpodcast #applepodcasts #newpodcast #podcastlove #podcastaddict #applepodcast  #podcastinglife #podcasthost #comedypodcast  #podcastmovement #spotifypodcast #googlepodcasts #itunespodcast #podcastnetwork #spor

Rich was attacked with Channel 68 and for two days he could not get the smell out of his nose Matt was not there to protect him. Learn why you should throw money in the air, share elbows. Sometime just keep your eye on the money, . the hands. Matt announced that he is looking for people to join us with internship’s and painted a clear picture of what he expecting. If you listen to the end you will survive another Hump Day show unharmed, smarter, but in belly pain If you have an announcement to make or something special to share send details to info@divinenaples.com Please nominate someone so we can interview and share their passion and story with the world. Interested to get in our studio and talk life? Send email to info@divinenaples.com BE AWARE !!!! - Show is highly addictive and there is no rehab center available YET. :-) Sponsor of the show -- for now is www.BeachSOS.com and we are Looking for ONE  :-) PLEASE share with all your friends. Don’t hesitate to join the Divine team at Divinenaples.com/join

Matt is the guy always on the diet “SEE FOOD DIET” that is! He always knows where you can diet with him … usually a see food diet. You see, you eat! This time he and Rich will send you to places where you SEE FOOD for LESS. Rich knows 99 trades plus ONE and you can start If you have an announcement to make or something special to share send details to info@divinenaples.com Please nominate someone so we can interview and share their passion and story with the world. Interested to get in our studio and talk life? Send email to info@divinenaples.com BE AWARE !!!! - Show is highly addictive and there is no rehab center available YET. :-) Sponsor of the show -- for now is www.BeachSOS.com and we are Looking for ONE  :-) PLEASE share with all your friends. Don’t hesitate to join the Divine team at Divinenaples.com/join or send your message, story, and ideas to info@divinenaples.com We hope you will enjoy todays show with creative music tones from Julie and Bruce at Terra Guitarra in Naples, Florida. Follow us on

Rich and Matt find out that meteorologist are cooking potions and licking their fingers to tell us what weather will be like each day. Rich shared why he was listening to FUN RADIO in a bunker exclusively in his underwear. Matt and Rich agree to one rule that is followed by one gender with simple rule “Why should I make it easy if I can make it complicated.” Matt admitted he may be wrong sometime, but Rich is NEVER WRONG. Listen to this show and you will hear cookie monster again, again, and again ….. If you have an announcement to make or something special to share send details to info@divinenaples.com Please nominate someone so we can interview and share their passion and story with the world. Interested to get in our studio and talk life? Send email to info@divinenaples.com BE AWARE !!!! - Show is highly addictive and there is no rehab center available YET. :-) Sponsor of the show -- for now is www.BeachSOS.com and we are Looking for ONE  :-) PLEASE share with all your friends. Don’t hesitate to join t

Matt finally grew up when he was 58 so now he is interested in a belly dancing program and on the weekends he will do lizard exercises. He also now knows how to make a trumpet rusty from the inside out, so he may be crashing all parades. Learn where the best ice cream is in Naples. For now just know it is in Matts freezer that opens after midnight. Rich celebrates his national day alone. Matt did not qualify because he takes Mexican showers. Lastly, we learned the hard way that Blood suckers are all over Naples so learn how to protect yourself. This show is all over the place but we promise it always makes more sense by the time you get to the end. If you have an announcement to make or something special to share send details to info@divinenaples.com Please nominate someone so we can interview and share their passion and story with the world. Interested to get in our studio and talk life? Send email to info@divinenaples.com BE AWARE !!!! - Show is highly addictive and there is no rehab center available YET. :

There was a place where toilet paper was $85, a gallon of bleach $95, a place where any sandwich with meat was called a CUBAN SANDWICH (thanks to Mr. Garcia), unlimited flow of home baked cookies and treats with story time. Coffee was made fresh and black, people entered skinny and If you have an announcement to make or something special to share send details to info@divinenaples.com Please nominate someone so we can interview and share their passion and story with the world. Interested to get in our studio and talk life? Send email to info@divinenaples.com BE AWARE !!!! - Show is highly addictive and there is no rehab center available YET. :-) Sponsor of the show -- for now is www.BeachSOS.com and we are Looking for ONE  :-) PLEASE share with all your friends. Don’t hesitate to join the Divine team at Divinenaples.com/join or send your message, story, and ideas to info@divinenaples.com We hope you will enjoy todays show with creative music tones from Julie and Bruce at Terra Guitarra in Naples, Florida. Fo

Message for all the youngsters wanting to break into the world of chest tournaments. Matt was praying for 35 years to Garry Kasparov picture next to his bed and dreaming of one day winning the World Chest Championship. The highest prize he ever won was a fortunate cookie that gave him his lottery numbers for the week and a pair of goggles so he wouldn’t lose an eye when he nod’s off playing on a chest piece. Just remember SAFETY FIRST! Matt proposes a UFC fight between the Lollipop Kids and The Oompa Loompa’s. Rich bets the house on one team. Find out who his money in on in this podcast.   If you have an announcement to make or something special to share send details to info@divinenaples.com Please nominate someone so we can interview and share their passion and story with the world. Interested to get in our studio and talk life? Send email to info@divinenaples.com BE AWARE !!!! - Show is highly addictive and there is no rehab center available YET. :-) Sponsor of the show  -- for now is www.BeachSOS.com

Matt is that type of driver that makes the perfect face, with just one look, everyone is in his way knows what time it is. Get out of the way time. Rich has one simple rule! Only one car is allowed in front of him and he will explain why in this episode. Question of the day today is why is the “Dog  Hot” and cost $145.48. Matt will give you 5 min list what you get for this price. Rich will tell you what is the best pizza of all times and how lizards say hello. Another very educational show that will make your life longer, but your belly will hurting.  If you have an announcement to make or something special to share send details to info@divinenaples.com Please nominate someone so we can interview and share their passion and story with the world. Interested to get in our studio and talk life? Send email to info@divinenaples.com BE AWARE !!!! - Show is highly addictive and there is no rehab center available YET. :-) Sponsor of the show  -- for now is www.BeachSOS.com and we are Looking for ONE  :-) PLEASE

One of these two always makes a statement just by walking into a room and after he speaks people remember him forever. It has been said his voice has the potential to trigger earthquakes when he starts laughing. The other guy has an answer for everything, even if you don’t ask him. He knows why we have two ears and one mouth! So, we can listen more. Matt needs help in the listening department. They are simply a special couple. Some say a match made in heaven, but there are not getting married. Mr. Perfect and the Genius …. If you listen you will know who is who! If you have an announcement to make or something special to share send details to info@divinenaples.com Please nominate someone so we can interview and share their passion and story with the world. Interested to get in our studio and talk life? Send email to info@divinenaples.com BE AWARE !!!! - Show is highly addictive and there is no rehab center available YET. :-) Sponsor of the show -- for now is www.BeachSOS.com and we are Looking for ONE  :-)

It’s a recipe almost as good as grandma’s. A delicious delight to help local businesses to become more visible and to bring people into the streets of downtown and celebrate life in Divine Naples. Matt gave me a pat on the back, and not a foot in the buttocks for the idea, and we are ready to create the movement! Listen and join us if you think this is a great idea. If you own a business and you would like help us with this push to create community downtown then let us know “WE ARE READY TO TELL THE CITY LEADERS!!!!”

DISCRETION DISCLAIMER – Word A$$ is used in the podcast so sensitive individuals should be aware of it!

French fries, ketchup, mayonnaise, Harley Davidson, belly dancing with kabob’s, This show is Rich with Matt and Rich .

We are looking for real snake oil salesmen. Please submit your resume in person along with a bottle of serum or 90 proof potato vodka.

You may be wondering who Richard Simmons’ secret idol is. It's the guy who also celebrated an Orangemen’s day today.

They agreed that it is so hot that even Olive Oyl would vaporize in 5 min. Listen and learn who was skating in the school in the winter….. This might not make sense reading this but what’s new with these two.…. You just have to listen

Matt is macro number guy but he confesses that he remembers only one phone number. Rich exercises wrapping and unwrapping and he admitted that he once had a pet that died in 3 days. Listen and find out more