Botched: A D&d Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Riding a lightning fast sled led by wooly ferrets, the group arrived in the ice fields. They have started “drilling” holes and using a bathysphere to search for a sunken ship containing treasure. There seems to be a dark shadow lurking beneath the ice. What is this mysterious creature? What sort of treasure is in the sunken ship? Should they be trusting the word of an alcoholic? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, l

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Having left Massive City with another gem, the group has arrived in Big Tinkerton to plan their next move. Being greeted by Peggy they will have to explain where the party members she previously saw are, especially Dashel. Will they tell Peggy who Kord really is? The party finally gets some sleep and figures out some information on the Cloud City. How will the group manage to land and walk on a cloud? Is there anyone in the world that can help them with the issue? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Finally, the group killed that bastard Oscar Jr. He went down rather easily, which isn’t much of a surprise. They got some new gear, but now they have to be on to the next gem. They could probably also use a full night’s sleep, since they haven’t had one in quite some time. Will the death of Oscar Jr. have any sort of negative impact on the city? Which gem will they chase after next? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game befo

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group made their way, rather successfully, although not peacefully or quietly, into the experimental warehouse. After dispatching scientists and a few guards the group meets their real foe: a Doglin Terminator from their past. The two Doglin trackers they murdered and tossed into Massive City have been refashioned by Oscar Jr. into a cybernetic killing machine. Sometimes, decisions come back to haunt you. Will the party survive their previous missteps? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! No one really seemed to mind the loss of Ziggy so much. Probably because they made a new friend in David Hi Pan, legendary monk of Massive City. Luckily they managed not to get captured by the nuthouse where they most definitely belong. The group has come up with a plan on how to take the fight to Oscar Jr. and they set off to the experimental facility to do just that. Will they make it there in one piece? Will they finally confront Oscar Jr.? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition r

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Ziggy finally decides to do something and ends up getting gunned down in an alley. What will his fate be as he lays there bleeding out as his friends drive away? The group meanwhile makes their way separately towards the Governayor’s office. Kord and Brock (and some brain damaged guy) make their way in a swat van, while Grol takes a taxi. Will they successfully make their way to the office of Oscar Jr. and get their revenge? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The loss of Dashell Valentine, has hit Brock pretty hard. Their bromance was palpable. After meeting up with his future son Kord, the group made their way to Massive City and into Brock’s deluxe apartment. Little did they know, that the apartment was under surveillance by Oscar Jr. His henchmen have begun a surprise attack while the party tried to finally get some sleep. How will the party get out of this explosive situation? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Did Dashell live or die? Is he a robot or a human? Will we even answer either of those questions? The group answers some questions and then makes their way back to Massive City. They make a new ally before stopping in New Cloverton, where they discover things aren’t quite what they remember. What’s going on in New Cloverton? Will the group make it back to Massive City in one piece? Who will be in their group if they should arrive? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if yo

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, the group kind of caused a race war. Is anyone surprised? Probably not. Being the greedy and fairly stupid people they are, they decide they just have to enter a burning building for a magic rock that won’t be destroyed by fire. Ziggy, being the level headed guy he is, decides to play it safe as usual. Will the group make it out of the burning building? Will they find the rock? What is this mysterious note in Dashelle’s pocket? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so i

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group is hot on the trail of the culprits responsible for the deaths of so many in Maple Hills. The group finally concludes their investigation with a shocking, but possibly predictable outcome. Heading back to Justin Cariboudoe with the information they find, they decide the information needs to come to light. Will it be wise to provide the locals with full disclosure, or will it blow up in their faces? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Our group of daring and most likely sociopathic adventurers continues to investigate the bombing. They explore new leads, meet up with old friends and try to “prove” they know who is responsible for the bomb. The group still has a few leads left to pursue. Some of them may prove useful, and others…could be profitable? Will they figure out this mystery once and for all? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening t

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! In the aftermath of the destruction of the amphitheater in town. The group has been helping with the cleanup process. A friend was lost and mostly forgotten. Another, somehow didn’t die. Reunited the group became deputized and decided to find out what happened. Before they could, the major, Justin Carriboudoe, has summoned them for questioning. In this session, the group heads downtown. Tensions rise as the group is interrogated. Will they be exonerated and be allowed to join in the investigation? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podc

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Making it out of the stockades and of taking responsibility, the group made their way to Maple Hills. Currently there is a peace summit about to take place between the Rabbit Folk of the Rabbit Isles. Delegates are gathering to discuss peace between the warring islands of Haresburg, Carratin, Haracles and The Warren Bluffs. Think the deep south, or at the very least Pennsyltucky. The group has decided to watch the show because they’re hoping something awful happens. Will something terrible happen? Will they end up causing it? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Stuck in the stockades, I don’t think the party had this in mind. Something tells me information was lost in translation as I don’t recall stockades being quite so fancy. These stockades transport it’s victim to a Tron-esque world where they must complete games in order to gain their freedom. Having completed some of these, the group attempts to finish the games and get the hell out. What will the group do with their freedom should they gain it? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Having secured another gem of power and narrowly escaping the Isle of Fire, the group returns to port. Shockingly, the Port of St. Donald is not terribly thrilled by the party destroying the town’s main export. The group will have to deal with the local denizens in order to leave. They may find that this town is not nearly as forgiving, but perhaps their justice will be fair and easy to get out of. What will that justice be? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve n

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! How many of you out there have been wondering when the group would finally fight an actual dragon? Well, be careful what you wish for. Ol’ Pappy Reliable, is not your typical dragon, just as he was not your typical man. Hundreds of years after the prologue, he is still a perverted son of a bitch. What will the party have to do in order to gain Pappy’s gem of power? What is this factory producing? You don’t want to know, but tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve ne

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Making a very quick stop in Tuskington, heads roll as the group rides on to the Monastery O’ Mallowmar. There we get a way too real look into the lives of the Paladins living there. Eventually they make their way to the Port of St. Donald in the hopes of finding passage to the Isle of Fire. They meet their favorite NPC in town who sells them some useful wares. What awaits them on the Isle of Fire? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well another member bites the dust! Who will the newest friend to the party be? Like Peter and The Wolf, the party emerges victorious? Eager to collect their earnings and spend them accordingly. The group quickly finds that an old acquaintance shows himself…but isn’t as helpful as he once was. It becomes quickly apparent that this task of theirs is only going to get tougher. Where will the group head to next? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played thi

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Awwww, the group has made a new friend! I’m not sure how that helps them in the long run of…you know…collecting the gems of power. Back to Big Tinkerton they’ve gone, but when offered a discount on awesome new gear…they couldn’t afford it. Luckily, the town has a big job that needs doing and the group is dumb enough, I mean brave enough, to do it! Down into the mines they’ve gone to kill the beast guarding the largest gold nugget ever. What is this horrifying creature? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Split up for the time being, the group all has the same plan to seek out the mysterious Jed. Jed is the “ruler” of Big Tinkerton, or at least an interested partner. He lives atop the nearby mountain and seemingly gives the town trucks full of metal ore for their machinations. What sort of horrifying monstrosity has Jed become since he has taken on the black gem of power? What dangers lurk in his lair for our party? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never play