Botched: A D&d Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It seems Garr is not only an obnoxious braggart but also a cheat! The group gets their shit together and heads out towards a nearby city. Along the way they make a new, albeit unusual, ally. Together they travel to the nearby city and learn of a looming threat over the land. Affected citizens are chained up in response to ensure the safety of others. What is this mysterious affliction? Who is this weird new ally? What else will Garr exaggerate about? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th e

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well Eugene’s dead, so that’s a thing. The group, already over it, continues to make their way through this dungeon only to find that it’s really a tower. After doing a little exploration, they find that it is guarded by a strange man. They decide to return home with him while they figure out what their current situation is. Who is this mysterious new ally? Is he being completely honest with the group? Where have they ended up after leaving the tower? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group went skiing and managed to avoid a wendigo while also acting harmoniously to please a whale. They barely made it through some shocking wires and now find themselves in a room devoted to the magic of electricity. Complete with wires, barrels, doors, and appearing/disappearing panels, the group will attempt to make it to yet another room in hopes that this time it will be their last. What awaits the group in this dungeon of elemental trials? Will everyone come out in one piece? IS THAT A BIG ASS SPIDER?!? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So, they met a giant goat bard. That’s a thing now. After punishing the person responsible for stealing the bard’s lyre, they started to make their way through an elemental dungeon. After a heated start the group now finds themselves on a snowy mountainside. With no door in sight, the group will make their way down the mountain by any means necessary. How will they make it out of this predicament? What are the dangers on the mountain? Will they pull off any sick tricks? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, w

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Another small town, another case of the group making complete asses of themselves. They decided to check out a local graveyard before getting back on the road, and now they’ve lost Kicks! Well, he was taken by mysterious mist. After dealing with a door with manners, and a trap room they now are investigating a room filled with music. What awaits them in this strange mausoleum? Where is this strange music coming from? Is Kicks still alive and alright? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th ed

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Garlan turned out to be a crazy asshole, who knew?!? Fortunately, he was rather easily dispatched and now the group has a new quest, to find the sheath that turned Kicks into a Goatlin. The group will stop off in a small town with a big tree to recharge their batteries and plan their next move. Is everything in this town on the up and up? Will they make any progress in finding the sheath? What is in this meat stew? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never play

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group is now surrounded by goblins! Yeah, not exactly threatening…unless you’re only level 1! There’s also this big one that has a sick stick. Garlan is tied up to a post behind Eugene, he’s so close and yet so far away! The others found some weird mutant goblin to help them in their quest. Will the group manage to defeat these weird looking goblins? What will Garlan say when finally confronted? How did he end up down in this cave? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has made their way into a dark dank cave while looking for their kidnapper. However, this appears to be no ordinary cave as it has a ladder inside. The group has made their way lower into the cave out of sheer curiosity. The group will traverse this cave and see what they can find. What is hiding out inside this cave? Will they all make it out in one piece? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has just come to in a dank dungeon, being drained of blood. Someone has come to their aid, but only after the group was sworn to find their kidnapper. Their rescuer is revealed and then takes the group home to plan their next steps. Raul has his sights set on getting back his horse Jezebelle from the city stable. Will he get his horse back? What will the group’s first steps be in finding their assailant? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never playe

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A whole new season! Not just that, but we now sound different! We have included ambient noise and sound effects. Let us know what you think! Our new season also features a new format, as we will be rotating DM’s in short stories which will be interconnected. In this new season, we are joining a group of complete strangers who separately come into a port town. Follow along as each experience the town a little differently. What is about to happen to these individuals? What will bring them together? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podca

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group of “coworkers” turns out to be bank robbers. Go figure. After the botched heist, the group has escaped into the sewers. Through various tunnels and means of transportation they will attempt to get out of St. Louis alive with the cash. Will the group make it out of St. Louis alive? Will they discover if they do indeed have traitor in their midst? How do they plan to get out of this one? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of t

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A group of coworkers go to work like any other day. Making a plan for their day as they always do, they then carpooled together in a crappy little car. Just another day at the office. Then, all of a sudden there is a mishap at work where a piece of work machinery misfires, injuring someone at the office. One misadventure after another happens as the group just tries to make it out of work in one piece. What sort of crazy hijinks will these guys get into? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5t

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The small group of children and their dog have found themselves in a strange land after being sucked into a cave. There are annoying little elves, large dopey slob monster aka Dennis, and the dog can talk…like a Japanese man. The children now have to figure out a way to get back home. What sort of creatures or people will the group meet in this strange land? Will they find a way home? Will they want to? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this vers

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Welcome to a few short stories as we prepare for season 3! This short story begins as a group of children and their dog head to a family vacation home in Maine. Like a normal vacation, the family goes out for food and the children head to the beach to do a little this and that. I’m sure nothing out of the ordinary could possibly happen to these kids. What sort of nothing? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listenin

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has drunkenly made their plans. They’ve trained troops, set up defenses, traps and weapons. They’re ready to take on Rooty Guiliani…or at least they hope. The hoard of plant people makes their way towards the city. Will their defenses hold against millions of plant creatures? Will Donkeyhote be ready in time? What does Rooty Guiliani have in store for our adventurers? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, li

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Brock is much prettier now that they’ve reached the crystal of power. The crystal was not quite what the group expected. With Franklin Sandcastle alongside them, they make their way back to the city to figure out their next move. Each are given tasks to prepare for the upcoming assault. Will they properly prepare the city in time? What sort of drunken plans will they come up with? Is Franklin Sandcastle really an ally? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The party goes from one problem to another as they try to obtain the power crystal for their BFG. They just turned a giant spider into a giant toad and kicked it in the ass…quite literally. Now they’re dealing with something akin to graboids. As they are about to face off, a familiar face joins them. Who is this mystery person? Will the group finally reach this crystal? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening t

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The party has entered a cave to obtain a crystal to power a BFG. Dealing with trials and tribulations the group makes their way deeper into the cave. They’ve already dealt with tricky vines that try to pull you up to your death and spiders made of crystal. What else is lurking in this cave? What other dangers await them as they attempt to obtain this power crystal? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The party has successfully obtained the white gem of power. Now the group has to deal with a bit of a stormy situation. Little do they know there are other threats lurking nearby as well. The forest is quickly approaching the rest of the continent. Eggbert is on the move. Can the party make it back to Big Tinkerton in one piece? How will they obtain the last two gems? Can they overcome the odds and save the world? Tune in and find out! Please note that this episode has some audio issues due to technical difficulties. We apologize for the inconvenience. Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botc

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The party has successfully obtained some new fun magical items that they will most likely forget that they have. They head back to Big Tinkerton to refuel and get ready for the Cloud City. They come up with a plan and head out to Cloud City. They find that getting to Cloud City is not as easy as just flying up, and the citizens aren’t exactly the friendliest. Listen as the group tries to do addition and subtraction with great difficulty while incredibly intoxicated. Will they navigate Cloud City and find the white gem of power? What sort of opposition will they face? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devi