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Rob Long on just how bad some of his real life dialogue can be...

Rob Long makes a fool of himself at Home Depot, but for a very good reason....

Rob Long answer the world's most important question...

Rob Long on the first and only way to get something you really want. You have to ask for it -- at least three times....

Rob Long on the differences and similarities between late night wine-fueled Internet shopping, and watching the first cut.

The movie business is smarter than the television business, because in the movie business they get their money before they let you see the movie....

Rob long tells us what the three biggest mistakes television producers make are. But, as usual, it's a metaphor...

Rob long takes cruel and old-fashioned nineteenth century techniques for dealing with the insane, and uses them on his co-workers.

Rob Long on the valuable contributions, and the blessing of the TSA agent with the rubber glove.  Really...

Rob Long talks about why the most irrational and insane way to do business is probably the best and only way we can do it, at least when it comes to the entertainment business.

Everyone knows that in Hollywood, if you're waiting to hear some news, it's probably not good news. Good news, for some reason, just races along. Good news catches the breeze...

I met a friend last week who I hadn't seen in a few years. Well, it's probably more accurate to say he's a friend of a friend. The last time we met, he had written...

In movies and on television, when characters sit down to work on a computer–and even when one is just there, in the background–it's almost always a Mac, despite the fact that...

I once knew someone who had two ways to say the word "because…." She would pronounce it one way…another way at other times… and I spent a few years being baffled...

People who work in show business tend to be sort of perversely proud of how nutty it is. We like to think...it's more a case of making lemonade out of lemons – but we talk...

Not too long ago, I was trying to cast a television show, and we wanted to cast a certain actor who just wasn't doing television...