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Rob Long can't take a compliment from an executive, and as punishment, he's subjected to an awkward personal conversation. It was worse than it sounds.

Rob Long talks about the cruelest thing you can do to a room full of writers. No, not more script notes. It involves lunch.

Rob Long spins a writer's fantasy. What would it be like to spend a day with a studio or network executive, and give them notes and comments about their job?

Rob Long talks about golf, dating, food poisoning, and how all three are perfect ways to describe the television business.

The only thing Rob Long doesn’t really like is goat cheese, but for some reason, people still want him to try it. How that’s like getting script notes from executives.

Rob Long suffers with a sore throat, which he didn't get from screaming at the production staff -- although it doesn't hurt to let people think otherwise.

Rob Long finally break down and gets what everyone in Hollywood has.  An assistant.  Now he just needs something for him to do.

It's hard to be a star these days. There's so much competition...

Rob Long learns exactly how long an actor will remember the worst night of their career. Answer: twenty years.

Rob Long moves his office from home to something a more formal, but a place that's quiet enough to get something done without being a crypt...

Rob Long cleverly embeds an advertising message for a popular brand of Diet Soda in an example of integrated advertising. You won't even notice it.

Rob Long discover how much he like agents. Even when they're making no sense at all.

The twin devils that every writer struggles with when he or she starts a new project: we know exactly how it's going to turn out, and that makes us pre-irritated.

Rob Long finds some garbage in the street, and does what any writer would do. He criticizes it!

Rob Long cleans out his garage, hauls away a pile of old junk, and gets a lesson in sizzle...

Rob Long somehow manages to convincingly – he hopes – compare television shows, this year’s crop of Oscar nominated movies, and complicated Japanese toilets.

Someone finally makes money on the web. And it’s not a cat playing the piano. Century City is quaking in fear.

Rob Long talks about bitter jealous rage, unhealthy mental attitudes, and stewing in your own bilious filth -- and how all of those things will make you successful.

There’s probably no one in the entertainment business who hasn’t thought, at some point, “that’s it.  No more of this.  I’m out of here.... ”

On today's Happy New Year Martini Shot, Rob Long talks about the Golden Globes, fifth grade math tests, and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il...