Garbage Theatre

Happy Halloween everybody! We're putting a breif pause on our regular schedule to bring you two back to back extra special Halloween episodes! First up, 1986's 'Spookies'! Listen to John pining for Duke, Chase pining for plot, and Blake pining for booze.

Kwantsu dudes! We watched 'Surf Ninjas'! Listen along as Blake takes us down memory lane. We reminisce about this movie we watched endlessly as children and wonder why we thought it was so entertaining. One thing is for certain though...Leslie Nielsen was a national treasure.

John takes the wheel and takes us on a long....long drive through M. Night Shyamalan's 'OLD'! Listen along as we get spoon-fed every bitter bite of this rancid movie soup. Why did we as a society allow this man to make movies again? Why did Blake think this wasn't so bad!?!

We're baaaaaack! After some convincing and a few fan requests, we've decided to reopen the old Garbage Theatre for business! And wow are we hitting the ground running with Neil Breen's 'Twisted Pair'! Listen along as John tries to convince everyone that Breen knows what metaphors are, we scour the movie for any trace of a plot and eventually question why we decided to do this to ourselves again.

So its come down to this. Malignant. How do you describe that which is indescribable? Susan Sarandon? Hollywood Hobos? What happened here? Can we recover from this? Listen to find out. 

Chase is back and he's bringing a slight breach of etiquette as we watch 'Masters of the Universe: Revelation'! Listen along as we dive into this sequel series to 'He-Man & the Masters of the Universe' that's currently swarming with controversy. 

Its time to watch Justice League, the way it was intended! In 4:3...and black and white...with the tv standing on its side...for 5 hours...as visionary genius Zack Snyder intended! This episode your hosts Blake and John are joined by the hosts of The Multiversal Soldiers podcast, Mike and Rob! Listen along as they painfully relive this bloated epic tale! You can find the Multiversal Soldier podcast at the following links... https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/multiversal-soldiers/id1539109544 https://www.facebook.com/MultiversalSoldiersPod/ https://twitter.com/pod_multiversal

Time to jet-set off to a tropical paradise with 'Hard Ticket to Hawaii'! Chase is off on vacation so lets see if Blake and John can hold down the fort, since, you know...Chase doesn't do anything anyway. 

Time to wrap this nonsense up with Part 3 of our Hobbit Trilogy Special...Battle of the Five Armies! Listen along as we get a Tolkien education from Blake, debate just how many armies are in this movie, and say good riddance to Middle Earth...at least until Blake goes off on a rant again.

Its Smaug time folks! Listen along as we delve deeper than dwarves should examining the padded-for time Desolation of Smaug! Take sides as we argue about boated action sequences, made up elves, shoehorned romance and prepare for the tragedy that will be the final installment of our Hobbit Trilogy Special!

Time to hop on an eagle and go there and back again with Garbage Theatre! Listen along as we delve deep into the mountain that is the Hobbit Trilogy while Blake does his best to defend what's dearest to him. We argue whether or not dwarves should have bears, the difference between orcs and goblins, and just try to figure out how this massive trilogy missed the mark for so many people.

After a brief delay brought on by 'Texas Snowpocalypse 2021' we we're finally able to sit down and talk about 'Cats'! Listen along as we try to figure out just why these A list stars agreed to this, make guesses as to what 'jeclical' means, and get to the bottom of why they thought making a movie of this stage show was even a good idea.

Up next is 'Wonder Woman 1984'! Listen along as we try to figure out why this movie was 9 hours long, dive into the varying levels of 80's-ness, discuss identity theft, and Blake rambles about a bidet.

WE'RE BACK! After some soul searching brought on by the crushing reality of our 100th movie special, we decided to fine-tune the show with a new format. Gone is the quiz and hopefully our souls can start to grow back by not watching movies that we're pretty sure only exist to launder money. We're starting off with JCVD's 'Street Fighter'! Listen along as we look back on this movie of our childhoods and delve into the cocaine fueled action!

After a long break having absolutely almost nothing to do with the release of Cyberpunk 2077...we watched 'Virtual Combat'! Listen along in this 'casual Friday' episode as we discus the Hoover Dam, Ricky the Steamboat Dragons turn-ons and make an announcement about the future of Garbage Theatre. (Don't worry...we're still doing it).

Up next for the gang is another Italian ripoff...'Ghosthouse'! Listen along as we discuss the intricate and rigid society that are HAM radio nerds, the merits of chilli before/after coitus and Pocket Chocolate™.

FINALLY! With the immediate threat to feudal Japan thwarted for now, we were able to finally sit down and talk about 'Bigfoot'! Listen along as we try to figure out which of these old men are tougher, how much clout an AM radio DJ really has, and if we all should be letting the Bigfoot pandemic run our lives.

Surprise folks! We've hit a whopping 100 movies! To celebrate, we're taking a break from our regularly scheduled Season 7 to bring you a very VERY special movie. There will be laughs, tears...and a lot of alcohol. Come along for the ride as we celebrate four-ish years of Garbage Theatre! Special thanks to Tunetank for the epic music score. Song: RageSound - Vortex (No Copyright Music) Music provided by Tunetank. Free Download: https://bit.ly/3gfUxkP Video Link: https://youtu.be/7XsjoMXiQQs

We're back, and its time to kick off Garbage Theatre Season 7! We start off strong with an absolutely insane, cocaine fueled Jean-Claude Van Damme flick, 'Knock Off'! Listen along as we marvel at the off-the-wall camera shots, extreme closeups of exploding shoes, and the crazy chemistry between JCVD and Rob Schnieder. 

The meal is complete, the pants are undone and digestion can commence as we bring our Italian Garbage Month to a close with '1990: The Bronx Warriors'! Listen along as we presume how post-apocalyptic gangs choose their outfits, try to make sense of the timeline, and wonder about how an apocalyptic postal service operates.