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Kicking off our LoveHurts month for February is 2013s The Conjuring Joining me on this trip down memory lane is my old high school buddy Mark Adams who introduced me to the Anita Blake Vampire Hunter books And Ill never forgive him

Friend of the show Austin Rogers returns to talk about 2018s The Predator

Get excited were doing one of the classics Jesus Hernandez super horror historian joins us to talk about 1973s The Exorcist and also educates me on the story behind the Amityville Horror

Were baaaaaaack Ive been fighting a cold and finishing moving so heres something to tide you over until we start recording regularly again Tall Chris joins me to review last years The Nun which isnt as bad as the Annabelle movies but not really great either

As we bid adieu to December to Dismember we end on the first holiday horror filmBLACK CHRISTMAS Starring Olivia Hussey Margot Kidder and John Saxon a maniac in the attic of a sorority house stalks the sisters one by one Joining me on this foray into fright is actor Jacob Sides who was less than thrilled with it

As December to Dismember rolls on wed be remiss if we didnt talk about the hot garbage fire that is Jack Frost No not the schmaltzy family movie where Michael Keaton turns into a snowman The one where a serial killer melts in a pile of radioactive goo and becomes an evil snowman with bad jokes Veronica Li from our first episode on Ginger Snaps returns and we pontificate the nature of snowman cum Dont say I didnt warn you

December to Dismember continues with 1984s Gremlins directed by Joe Dante Tall Chris joins us to talk Gramlin biology and what kind of Mogwai hed be Also Billys mom is a bad bitch

This week were kicking off December to Dismembera month of horror films with a Christmas twist Theres no better way to start than with 2015s Krampus starring Toni Collette and Adam Scott Our cohost this week is Nightmare On Film Streets Matthew Ortiz whos the first real fan of the podcast to be on other than my current friends I strong arm into it Merry Krampusnacht

Its been a minute huh Today we are BACK with a new episode for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre from 1974 Our guest this week is George Ortiz organizer of San Antonios Horrific Film Festival Besides Tobe Hoopers excellent use of implied violence we also cover the use of disabilities in horror and I get to namedrop WWEs number announcer Funaki

A movie starring Michael Caine and directed by Oliver Stone about a killer hand How could it miss Unfortunately the metaphors are a bit too nuanced for your average horror audience as itt relies heavily on symbolism and I say this in all affection as a lover of Carl Jung until the last ten minutes of the movie Luckily we have a very qualified guest to talk about itlocal painter John DeLeon who found life really does imitate art sometimes

Friend of the show Tall Chris is back to take a bite out of The Meg And yes I completely fucked up and mistook Li Bingbing for Fan Bingbing halfway through No need for internet crucifixion Its a fun enough summer movie though it departs radically from the book some of which is for the best Also is Steve Alten another member of the Hollywood Incels Club Well talk about it

Joining us once again on the show is our tallerthanSlenderMan guest host Chris Johnson This is indeed a review of the 2018 movie starring The Conjurings Joey King who is absolutely wasted here We watched it so you dont have to Id warn that there are spoilers ahead but I still dont know what the movies about

Come aboard the Nostromo as James Juarez and I wax poetically about the beautifully shot Alien from 1979 The whole movie is a work of art with influences from Giger that extend even to the construction of the ship Also never take an orange cat into space Its grey cats all the way bebeh this is definitely the most hungover show weve done Luckily I have a great producer to edit out most of the garbage

Celebrating its recent 30th anniversary is the cult classic from the Chiodo brothersKiller Klowns From Outer Space My guest this week is my friend Nick Chavez and we get into ICP being the gateway drug to this movie Is there a venn diagram for this or what And who drank all the Faygo

How can you possibly go through summer without watching Steven Spielbergs Jaws from 1975 It would be sacrilege Join me and Austin Rogers previous guest for Carnosaur as we mark out for the best big stupid fish movie out there and discuss the differences between it and Peter Benchleys novel

Is evil genetic Sit in on my conversation with previous guest host Christopher Johnson as we dissect Hereditary It was touted as the scariest movie of the year but what makes it so terrifying isnt the creepy cult or even the shocking early decapitation Its the layers of buried family trauma that are all too relatable

Not the first mockbuster but definitely one of my favoritesits 1993s Carnosaur with guest Austin Rogers Diane Ladd plays a mad geneticist who creates a deadly infection via chicken products The male host acts as a carrier but the female incubates itinto a dinosaur What could possibly go wrong

On this weeks show we sit down with professional wrestler The Great Scott for a discussion about John Carpenters The Thing from 1982 Does the whiskey theory hold up Is the Thing the alien that crash lands or is the alien infected itself What happened to Wilford Brimley This and more coming up

In our inaugural episode V and I discuss one of the better werewolf movies out there This episode was supposed to be recorded on April 8th but someone decided she had to give birth three days before listen close and you can hear baby Zoe crying in the background We hit on the tripartite theme of food sex and death as well as Furry exboyfriends and the best way to get period blood out of clothes Enjoy

Our biggest guest yet At 611 he towers over the tallest Jason Ken Kirzinger Chris comes on to talk Jason Lives the sixth installment in the Friday the 13th series and which scenes he couldnt get out of his head watching it as a kid