Morning Wood

A listener suggested topic - what is Elijah Wood's favorite cocktail!? The Termites sip on 1800s fun, fireworks, autocorrected names, huffing cat pee, the history of the car, how to live life, and a fan-made Morning Wood drinking game (thank you!). FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites join Elijah Wood's favorite cult and dive into bad medicine, a better version of Kyle XY, horseshoe theory, Mary-Kate and Ashley, a groomer named Drake, and disgusting apples. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite holiday song? The Termites prance around devolved dogs, runt chunks, Chipotle metaphors, grocery store music, mom feet, '80s greasiness, and Wife Swap: Christmas Edition. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites inject themselves with Elijah Wood's favorite vaccine and immunize against baby talk, catfishing, correlation vs causation, pigeons, the etymology of chickenpox, sugar parents, and the Tour de France. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite Thanksgiving side? The Termites wolf down complicated feelings about the holiday, being a woman with short hair, thoughts on raisins, football jerk-off sessions, surprise turkeys, and bean card games. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

It's the first listener suggested topic - who is Elijah Wood's favorite superhero!? The Termites chow down on siphonophores, the Donkey Kong family tree, dating history, school intercom personalities, Tom Holland, McDonald's characters, and deep-throating baby carrots. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite music festival? The Termites jam out to bad doctor experiences, body-shaming, riot grrrl bands, semester at sea, boob sweat, having emotions, the Kardashians, and colonialism. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

It is Halloween! The Termites carve out Elijah's favorite Halloween candy and slice into body hair, lame comic book characters, trying a new look, deathbed feasts, trick-or-treating as an adult, banana facts, and costumed hookups. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite high school TV drama (-lama-ding-dong)?! The Termites teethe on makeup, experiencing elements of TV shows in real life, spotting Ben and Fred Savage, incestuous dating within a friend group, Chad Michael Murray's eyes, and 7-Eleven as the ideal hangout spot. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites scuttle through Elijah's favorite traumatizing children's movie and tip-toe among constant crying, adult movie theaters, limited exposure to video games, boss babies, punk parents, strategic child borrowing, and passions for orca whales. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites are back for season 2, baby! Join them as they devour Elijah Wood's favorite monster and digest Count Chocula's living situation, human barns, tiny boats, the claim that yams are marshmallows, the "power farmer," how to casually use terms of endearment, and impaling. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/I75ouseggsiscvfnc6pgf55nklu?t=Morning_Wood Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2

It's the season one finale! The Termites belt out Elijah Wood's favorite karaoke song and climb through wet hair, Chinese health practices, cockblocking, unexpected date scenarios, Sleep Number beds, and what constitutes a "discography." FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites brave Elijah Wood's favorite fear and creep through adult tantrums, losing baby teeth, Toni Collette, door locks, midnight car appearances, quiet kids, cats that eat people, placenta omelettes, a one man space boy, and being grated to death. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite cereal? The Termites splash around in a bowl of killer bodies, life in Santa Barbara, the truth behind Cap'n Crunch, eating like a cat, the study of clapping, and how to not be racist at breakfast. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

It's time for Elijah Wood's favorite PBS show! Krista, Karen, and special guest Elijah (omg!) - or is it (?), examine his public television loves along with Christian bands, dangerous hot dogs, gentle TV show hosts, entertainment about the elderly, The Simpsons, babysitting, and asexual magic. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites gnaw on Elijah Wood's favorite martial arts weapon and bust through therapy, living in a haunted house, parenting amid ignorance, belated class completion, thrift store T-shirts, self-defense protocol, meeting Power Rangers, and kiddie MMA. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite candle scent? The Termites waft their way through umami, Play-Doh flavors, knat breeding, living room leisure, Bath & Body Works, sexual butter painting, allergies, Marmite, Los Angeles restaurants, and cheese rinds. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites munch on Elijah Wood's favorite reality dating show and chew through bad kissing, mumblecore, being pretentious in high school, gaining perspective on yourself, enjoying garbage movies, Fact Girl, sharing food, lesbian Cinderella, global seasons, and "This Old House: Bachelor Edition." FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

Elijah's Termites take a bite out of his favorite amusement park ride and march their way through tattoos, lessons learned, La Croix, exclusive conventions, made-up memories, sled analogies, short lines, and emo music. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite video game!? The Termites power-up to tunnel through drainage, extreme heat, wireless printing, furps, Celtic Woman, coffee enemas, screen light, shopping for makeup, and Pokémon names. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr