Golan-globus Theater

Reb Brown and John Matuszak take the lead in this soon to be classic episode of Miami Vice.

A tale of two brothers, one a CIA agent, the other a fringe living martial arts teacher attempt to avenge their father's death. Great action scenes, but terrible villain buildup. Next week we do some incredibly heavy lifting and have a friend to help us out! Hard Target! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107076/?ref_=rvi_tt

A movie that truly has it all. As crazy as it is at times, there is a great villain, great character transformations, and even some lady boxing if you're into that. Truly, this is some good shit pal! Next week was up to y'all so were looking at Wedlock or No Retreat, No Surrender 3: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103239/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_2 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100266/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_3

Prepare yourselves for some Rebel yells Next week we find ourselves in prison with Penitentiary 3: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093714/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_3

Easily the worst of the American Ninja series, what a disappointment. However, fear not, the G&G boys will get you through this with little pain and even some beautiful haikudikoffs. Next week we cry for that Rebel yell: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094059/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_18

Ponch and Bobby are tasked with protecting Devil rock star Moloch. Happy Devil's night y'all!

Did they even attempt to understand how Michiganders enjoy their hotdog? Thanks for all the love this Schlocktober! Back to action AAAAND CANNON next week with American Ninja 4: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101326/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

A confused wino learns about Jeffrey Toobin. Also, David Hasselhoff.

A couple of sleepy boys try to convey how amazing this movie really is -- in their hearts they know they failed. in the wanning days of October make sure to check out this delightful film! Next week we cover John de Hart's rock alter ego, The Crow: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109506/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Reno and Bobby take on vampires/shapeshifters in this ghostly good romp of an episode.

Groove out with the incredibly delightful Phantom of the Paradise. Schlocktober continues next week with some punk rock zombie fun: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089907/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

Billy Drago, Grace Jones, I will say no more. Mur-Madden Breakdown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFLkEMO5EXM Next week: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071994/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_5

Paul Lynde hosting the hell out of the special, drowning the audience in a sea of laughter via zinger. The whole special is available here, and highly recommended! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCJ0D4pI0tI

Schlocktober begins with scream! Lot's to enjoy in this movie and plenty to talk about. Go further into the analysis of this movie's motifs with Mur-Madden Breakdown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFLkEMO5EXM Next week: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092147/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

Stuart, a card carrying Highlander, joins us to explain that highlanders are not in fact from Zeist. https://frompage2screen.com/ Next week the Terrible Twos become the Terrifying Two with Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089686/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_7

Do Indy's two sidekicks ruin this movie? Terrible Twos continues with Highlander 2! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102034/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

Peter Weller dons the robo suit for his last trip to Detroit in this 30 minute too long movie. Are you a fan of Hob or not? Next week Murray's least favorite of the passable Indiana Jones movies: Temple of Doom

Our friend Stuart of FromPage2Screen fame joins us to rattle off each of our: 5 Favorite Cannon Movies, Least Favorite, Favorite Henchman, Favorite Villain, Favorite Sidekick, and Favorite Hero. https://frompage2screen.com/

Murray's gets 15 minutes into the movie before he realizes there is no Keanu and, more importantly, we are joined by our friend Stuart! Next week join us as Terrible Twos continues with Robocop 2!

John Matuszak (Sloth from The Goonies) figures out how to be a good friend, and a better father figure, while cleaning his teeth with Orange Slice. Next week we begin a month of garbage sequels in The Terrible Twos. First up, Speed 2: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120179/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1