Potu For Motu

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Find the show on twitter @potu4motu Alexa is back on today's show and unsurprisingly gave another lackluster performance.

Find the show on twitter @potu4motu and if your name is Thad please accept my apology

Find the show on twitter @potu4motu and then bury the animal innards you bought from the butcher after sunset. Once buried pour the mixture of lye and blood on the dirt and continue "watering" them for 3 months. After 3 months recite the incantation and you will be given the power to insert usb cords correctly the first time everytime.

Find the show on twitter @potu4motu and then rip your walls apart to find and disable the hidden surveillance equipment. Once you do this grab your go-bag and go off the grid because THEY will be looking for you. Good luck and I will meet you at that cabin we discussed.

Find the show on twitter @potu4motu and then return that relic you stole while on a South American vacation. It belongs in a museum!

Find the show on twitter @potu4motu Thanks for listening and for not suffocating me in my sleep before starting a fire to hide your vile crime.

Find the show on twitter @potu4motu Someday someone will approach you and ask you to choose between a gray flower and a chipped ceramic puppy. If you choose the flower he will blow green mist in your face and you will die. If you choose the chipped ornament he will teleport you to a hellscape where you will be tortured and unable to find death. This man is an evil wizard and by not choosing either a fate far worse will befall you.

Find the show on twitter @potu4motu Finally Man-E-Faces shows up

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Find the show on twitter @potu4motu Today the podcast has its first guest and she likely won't be returning. Enjoy

Find the show on twitter @potu4motu wasn't planning on an episode today but I had time for a quick one. Your friends from Project Mayhem want you to know you can use old motor oil to fertilize your lawn.

Find the show on twitter @potu4motu Today's show brought to you by Marduk, son of Ea, slayer of Tiamat, defeater of Ancient Ones.

Find the show on twitter @potu4motu Finally a classic episode to wash away the horror of last episode.

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Find the show on Twitter @potu4motu Today I was up early to enjoy cartoons on Saturday morning. Remember to enjoy each day like it is your last before the world is overrun by horrific creatures who will destroy our planet and drive any survivors to live underground.

Find the show on twitter @potu4motu Close the blinds, dim the lights, start the show, drink an IKEA Pear Cider and have people wonder about your well being.