Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel Of Time Podcast
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Sinopsis
Just two hyper-critical English majors talking some pretty big game about The Wheel of Time. Co-hosts Emily and Sally gather around their kitchen table each week to serve you up a full fantasy feast of oft-misremembered summary, hot analysis, scraps of literary theory, and a whole lot of hating Rand.
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Episode 92: Lord Luc's Lifehacks
25/11/2019 Duración: 45minFor some reason we are discussing THREE Perrin chapters, which is just too much (31, 32, and 33). Suggested talking points: Optical Illusion Height, Ghost Perrin, Charles Dickens Propaganda, Casting Wil al'Seen, and Hairy Kit-Kats. Transcript
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Episode 91: Anyway, That Was Tubthumping
18/11/2019 Duración: 42minThis episode is a a bit short, just like the lives of Perrin's three dozen family members. For chapters 29 and 30, we talk about Cenn Buoy, Nynaeve's Greek Goddess Birth, the Toxic Monogamy Godzilla, and Litigation Phobia. Transcript
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Episode 90: Hat Cauthon
11/11/2019 Duración: 44minIn our efforts to ignore the actual events of chapters 27 and 28, we discussed Rambo Tactics, Diablo Ex Machina, Rows and Cravens, Gaul's (Correct) Priorities, and whether there's a Florida equivalent in Wheel of Time. Transcript
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Episode 89: Covert Sexism Juice
04/11/2019 Duración: 01h01minThis one's academic, y'all. To talk about chapters 25 and 26, Sally's taking us deep into cosmogony, the Universal Dad, and the power of perspective. And Emily's reminding us that women are EVIL and feminism is BAD. Are you taking NOTES? Transcript
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Episode 88: Hammerhead-urabi's Code
28/10/2019 Duración: 49minAfter some heavy editing, our Long Episode about chapters 23 and 24 is a reasonable length, and it's here to educate you about Debbie, the Archetypal Wife, Sniper No Sniping, Mat's Hierarchy of Needs, and Shark Law. Transcript
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Episode 87: That's WHY He's the Dragon
21/10/2019 Duración: 48minIn this episode, we discuss chapters 21 and 22. Sort of. Mostly, we ask a lot of questions, like: What does vibe check mean? Would Teen Narc make a good graphic novel? What does the "z" in "zaddy" stand for? And, hey, Sally? What's Boy Design? Transcript
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Episode 86: Gibbermast
14/10/2019 Duración: 48minSpeaking of nipple chafing, you can learn a lot about a lot of things in our coverage of chapters 18, 19, and 20! You'll learn about Curly Boys, Metaphorical Basements, when the wind was invented, and how boats float! Emily also mispronounces every boat term that there is! Transcript
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Episode 85: Public Marriage Proposal Gun
07/10/2019 Duración: 49minCome for the perfect casting of Loial, stay for the erotic Maze Runner fantasies. In our coverage of chapters 16 and 17, Sally teaches us all about toxic monogamy, and Emily advocates for an alternate timeline where Thom goes to Rhuidean. Transcript
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Episode 84: Run, Serena Williams of Battles
30/09/2019 Duración: 49minThree chapters in one episode! For chapters 13, 14, and 15, we argue on behalf of Equal Opportunity Sweat Tents, discuss Perrin and Faile's celebrity couple name (Ferret?), Mat's Fate Leash, and sign off with a Train Fainter. Transcript
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Episode 83: Falafel Tinder
23/09/2019 Duración: 42minDo you believe that falafel is the most dangerous game? Do you think they should probably just CGI Galad? And that Robert Jordan might be a Highlander? Did you get your FLU SHOT? This episode, where we cover chapters 11 and 12, might be for you. Transcript
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Episode 82: Elayne? Total Wifey
16/09/2019 Duración: 49minThanks to Lanfear's reappearance, our coverage of chapters 9 and 10 takes us back to EHR sex ed. Welcome! We talk about Wandering Wombs, Super Sperm, Chastity and Chivalry, plus Detective Lan and The Dark One's Rubric. Transcript
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Episode 81: Jermathan Steelrod
09/09/2019 Duración: 46minWelcome to EHR After Dark ... and get ready for the Bad Porn Energy that is explored at LENGTH in chapters 7 and 8. We're Hetrified by Elayne's "Eye" Contact, delighted by Les-Egg, and grateful for Sex Ed with Sally. Hey, does juice have texture? Transcript
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Episode 80: Jugs and Meat
02/09/2019 Duración: 46minWhat do Nihilist D&D Characters, Responsible Horniness, The Road Less Traveled, and Lan's Rorschach Test of Silk all have in common? Absolutely nothing. This week's chapters: chapters 5 & 6 in the Shadow Rising. Transcript
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Episode 79: Post-Apocalyptic Knitwear
26/08/2019 Duración: 52minThis episode has everything: serious questions, like, is Sir Ian McKellen whimsical? Less serious questions, like, is Perrin's nose a mood ring? There's literary analysis on the relative physicality of characters. Also: Perrin's hot?? This week's chapters: Chapters 3 & 4 in The Shadow Rising. Transcript
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Episode 78: Emily Forgets the Word "Video"
19/08/2019 Duración: 52minIn this long episode (sorry), we're getting back to our roots! Sally has literary theory like intrusive fantasy and pathetic fallacy to discuss! Emily talks about the sequels to Gary Paulsen's "Hatchet" in excruciating detail! EHR's GREATEST HITS! This week's chapters: Chapter 2 in The Shadow Rising. Transcript
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Episode 77: This is Sad Bornhald
12/08/2019 Duración: 45minWelcome to chapter one of The Shadow Rising! We're inventing Lesbian Chess, giving you an EHR make-up tutorial, and making sure you know Gawyn has a journal, NOT a diary. Remember: Don't do war crimes! This week's chapters: Chapter 1 in The Shadow Rising Transcript
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Episode 76: Is He Snek?
05/08/2019 Duración: 47minAt some point in this episode, you'll hear a BEEP, and that is Emily derailing the podcast to eat her pizza. You'll also hear our Alt Shadow Rising Titles, our great Baz Luhrmann Circus Idea, and the return of Sally Googles Things. Transcript
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EHR Extra: Teen Narc
29/07/2019 Duración: 55minAs we prep for The Shadow Rising, you asked for advice and we ... have it? We tell to Dominate the World with Alexander the Great's Methods, Wear a Plague Doctor Mask to Work, Get Yourself a Shark Wife, and Gaslight Your Coworkers. Transcript
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Episode 75: H.A.G.S.
15/07/2019 Duración: 59minIn our extra-long season finale, we're talking about the rotating Two Rivers Brain Cells, Egwene's Smack-O, Ishamael's Flair for the Dramatic, and the Perfect Opportunity for a Freeze Frame. KABOOM. Transcript
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Episode 74: Lavril Avigne
08/07/2019 Duración: 44minWe've finally found a villain for our fantasy heist crew! Not to mention all our VERY on-topic lines of discussion, like Faile's Insta, the Adopted Hedgehog, Fantasy Urgent Care, and All the Drug Dealers We Know. Transcript