Dermot & Dave

We have to admit, we do love a good limerick around these parts! Get ready to giggle, groan and grimace, it's time for Dave's Bad Jokes!

They said it wouldn’t happen, they said that the ship had sailed but Garth Brooks proved them all wrong when he returned to Croke Park eight years after the initial saga to play for 400,000 delighted fans. But how did it happen, and where does the love affair between Garth and the Irish come from? A brand new doc is exploring all of that, and host Paul Quinn joined Dermot and Dave to reveal what he found.

Stand up has to be one of the most terrifying things anyone can ever experience, but what happens when it goes really wrong? In What’s The Story, Seán Burke spoke about his worst ever stand up gig. Catch Seán in ‘No Worries If Not’ on RTÉ Two, Thursdays at 10:35 and on the RTÉ Player

All eyes are on you, you’re the best man and you’re about to talk about your best mate or family member in front of everyone you know. You’re terrified, aren’t you? What if there was a way to make things easier? Cormac Lally from Bespoke Wedding Speeches joined Dermot and Dave to explain how he writes the best wedding speeches, and shared his tips to getting the right mixes of lols and awws.

It's been a week eight years in the making and for some, the night they've been looking forward to is over. For others, they've a whole working week to wait until they get to Croker to see Garth. But if you're missing the man himself, or you're looking forward to the show, we have just the thing for you. In Pamela's Telly, we heard about a brand new Garth Brooks documentary coming out this week, and she revealed the much loved show that's also returning this week.

We all know that we might be a good cook, organised, maybe even that we’re really funny but do you know what your actual greatest strength is, and how to use it? In a Mind Yourself Now special, Fiona Brennan joined Dermot and Dave to chat about a survey which reveals your 24 greatest strengths and how you can use them to change your outlook on life.

She’s an actor, a comedy writer, a novelist, a designer and now, a best selling children’s author, there is truly no end to Amy Huberman’s talents. Amy joined Dermot and Dave to chat about writing her new book ‘The Day I Got Trapped in My Brain’, and revealed what happened when she met the late Queen Elizabeth.

Missed some of your favourite bits during the week? Want to catch up on the craic from Dermot and Dave? Well look no further than the Dermot and Dave Best Of podcast, your home for all of the messing with none of the music! Whether you’re on a drive, out on a walk, getting stuck into the gaff or garden or looking for a bit of distraction from work, the Dermot and Dave Best of podcast has just some of our favourite moments from the week gone by. It was less ‘Sliding Doors’ and more ‘Zipping Tents’ when Joe got in touch with the show. He was forlorn, he’d fallen in love at Electric Picnic but was missing a way of contacting the girl who stole his heart (and sleeping bag). Dermot thought he had been taken to ‘chumptown’ but Dave was more hopeful. Speaking of things being taken, we heard about honesty boxes. The idea, take what you want and the shop will trust you to pay what you owe! They’re popping up around the country and we met two Dublin brothers who say they’ve had great success from it. And if thing

Back in 2018, Mary O'Donnell was listening to TodayFM when she heard Norah Patten speaking about her hopes to become the first Irish woman to go space. This chat inspired Mary to go after her dream to visit space school in the US. Since then, the Aeronautical Engineering student has been doing incredible things! Mary joined Dermot and Dave to talk about going from Limerick to working for Boeing and her hopes for space travel.

Picture the scene, you're making your dinner, you go reaching for a dash of paprika and when you do, it's perfectly organised. Everything's the same size, labelled and ready for action. We don't want to say this makes us squeal with joy and excitement, but we'd be lying if we said it didn't. Pamela Joyce has just begun her spice journey and she joined Dermot and Dave to chat about the wonderful road ahead.

They might be decisive, they're certainly expensive but they're also incredibly popular and whenever Apple launches the next iPhone, you can be sure millions of people around the world will be planning to splurge. But as Apple launch the iPhone 14, Pro and Pro Max, the question remains of whether they're actually worth the money. Newstalk's tech correspondent Jess Kelly joined Dermot and Dave to give her expert view on whether you should part with your cash.

With the price of everything going through the roof, and the housing crisis still very much on our minds, it's putting pressure even on 'Cheap Irish Houses'. Maggie Molloy who runs the popular Instagram page 'Cheap Irish Houses' joined Dermot and Dave to explain where the value can be found, and why she's pairing up with Three to look at rural broadband.

Did you know bats are crucial to your favourite treat? For Dave's World, Dave didn't leave us hanging! He taught us all about the interesting facts about Bats.

Paul Ryder dropped by ahead of his appearance in the new series of Ultimate Hell Week - The Professionals which airs on RTÉ 1 tonight at 9:35pm.

Niall and David Moore from Clonanny Farm spoke to our David Moore (yes you read that right) this morning about their new farm shop outside Naul, Co. Dublin. The shop has an honesty box so people just pick up produce and pay by dropping money in the box!

Our Dave is taking part in the Cannonball Run this weekend, and his research skills proved to be weak when he realized he needed a superhero costume for the weekend. He put a call out on the show for one this morning!

On the show this morning, Andrew from the Today FM newsroom dropped by to tell us about the unfortunate luck some lotto winners faced.

Dave doesn't often slag the northside, but this week he did! He was very giddy this morning for bad jokes, so get ready to groan, grimace and giggle with Dave's World Bad Jokes.

Actress Sorcha Furlong joined the lads this morning for What's The Story to tell the lads about her nightclub accident!

TV Presenter Brendan Courtney joined the lads this morning to chat about the new season of his RTÉ show "Keys to My Life."