The Ralph Report

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: All the showbiz news, including, a recap of last night's OSCARS! Our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, teaches us some manners! And, we reveal out TOP THREE TV THEME SONGS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Daniel Roebuck talks about playing JAY LENO! Kari stops by to breakdown last night's SURVIVOR! More of Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, we explore the three-way world of "triad" relationships! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You won't believe today's song for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Cardi B. abandons us! Where you can get your very own SCRAPPLE! Banks Lee from Attractions magazine with news about the STAR WARS theme park ride! All of that, plus GLITTERY TROLL FARTS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT, we try to recover from all the excitement of the BIG GAME! (Yawn.) We find the origin of "bandwagon fans"! More thoughts from "Drunk Eddie"! And, our top three "guilty pleasure" movies! Subscribe: WWW.PATREON.COM/THERALPHREPORT

Today's THE RALPH REPORT: We look at all the showbiz news, including, WONDER WOMAN 3, the return of DR. RUTH, and award show recaps! (Last night's SAG awards and, more importantly, Cardi B's triumph at the AVN porn awards!) More of "Drunk Eddie's Thoughts"! Plus, an appropriately joyous celebration of NATIONAL KAZOO DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Thoughts on Sunday's NFL playoff games! "Bug eating" myths laid to rest! A Ghostbuster vs Ghostbuster beef! We get to the bottom of "screwing the pooch"! Plus, it's another great Justice Leaguer interview with "Wonder Woman" herself, Susan Eisenberg! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

There's a brand-new THE RALPH REPORT to help get you through your Monday! Today's show: The return of the vice-host, Eddie Pence! People who dress up their pets! All the showbiz news! And, this week's supremely funny guest, Bobby Moynihan! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's show we celebrate NATIONAL BOBBLEHEAD DAY! Plus: Phone calls from the Garmy! The Golden Globe winners! The latest theme park news with Banks Lee from Attractions Magazine! And, less than two minutes of gloating about the Philadelphia Eagles victory! (Promise!) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Everyone from THE RALPH REPORT wishes you all the best in 2019! To celebrate, here's a special episode counting down the TOP TEN moments from THE RALPH REPORT in 2018, as chosen by YOU, the GARMY! Enjoy the look back, and we'll talk to you soon with a brand new THE RALPH REPORT on January 3rd! HAPPY NEW YEAR! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Some of you folks wanted CHRISTMAS BLUES by "The Boss" that was featured on THE RALPH REPORT as a separate mp3 download. Well, here you go! Happy holidays! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Our TOP THREE CHRISTMAS MOVIES! We salute MAPLE SYRUP! (Well, one of us does.) Learn the "dos and don'ts" of the AIRPORT SECURITY line! And, the ideal holiday gift, a handkerchief by Colin Hanks, THE HANKS KERCHIEF! (hankskerchiefs.com) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Today's show: HAPPY MAKE A GIFT DAY! (FYI: No one really likes home-made gifts.) Why would someone buy an old typewriter for $162,500?! Who's Ralph play on last night's FAMILY GUY?! "I Had The Wrong Band" musical confessions! And, we try to give a Garmy family a merrier Christmas here: https://www.facebook.com/donate/267808380569396/2171854499747333/

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Enjoy "Christmas When you're Dead" by Sinatra's Ghost!

WE’RE BAAAAACK! THE RALPH REPORT returns after the Thanksgiving break with: All the SHOWBIZ NEWS! And, we “ASK A BRIT” to get some answers about British slang from UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! Plus, Ralph and Eddie reveal their TOP 3 CHRISTMAS SONGS! (Wait 'til you hear Eddie's ...) SUBSCRIBE TO LISTEN EVERY WEEKDAY!: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Today's THE RALPH REPORT: Finally, the perfect blend of Jesus and Jack Daniel's! Why bowling is the best sport! Who did Ralph play on last night's FAMILY GUY?! 8 y.o. Olivia Garman reviews THE GRINCH! And, the first installment with this week's guest, the hilarious Bobby Slayton! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Today's THE RALPH REPORT: Killer licorice, loony fanboys, and fake Christmas music! Plus, the "stripper song" Hall Of Fame! And, Part One of this week's celebrity interview with voice-over acting powerhouse, (and "Brain" of PINKY AND THE BRAIN), Maurice LaMarche! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Today's THE RALPH REPORT: This weekend's TOP TEN films at the box office! What it means when the COPS BUST YOU IN YOUR DREAMS! We bridge the culture gap between the US and the UK with "ASK A BRIT"! And, HAPPY OATMEAL DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Today's show: More great "MERCH Madness" designs! "Who'd Ralph Play" on last night's FAMILY GUY? The subconscious meaning behind your DREAMS! And, HAPPY NUT DAY!

On the road in St. Louis, I had every intention of doing a "regular" RALPH REPORT. But, things took a turn, and it ended up being a conversation between old friends about life, death, and what happens in between. I hope you enjoy this chat I had with my dear friend, Kevin Smith. SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Make your Monday suck a little less with a brand new THE RALPH REPORT! Today's show: Where did "Say Uncle" come from?! Who was Ralph on last night's FAMILY GUY?! Pete Davidson rips Kanye! And, superstar author, Brad Meltzer, talks about his great new book, I AM NEIL ARMSTRONG! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport