The Ralph Report

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We present horrors worthy of FRIDAY THE 13TH! Including, a mysterious GARMY GAME SHOW! Terrifying movies from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the spine-chilling tale of "The Man Who Ate His Own FACE"! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Here's the story of TV TUNES TUESDAY! More chances to win BATMAN: MASK OF THE PHANTASM! It's a CITIZEN OF THE WEEK for the ages! And, we love you on LOVE NOTE DAY!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another creature in Australia that wants to KILL YOU! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY party song! And, HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We'd cross the desert for this ONE-HIT WONDER! The one place in America where NO ONE should live! And, has THE LOCH NESS MONSTER finally been found?! (Spoilers: No.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A sweet and sour MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Who's giving away FREE DVDs?! And, how to STEAL THE MONA LISA! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You might get lucky with the LAS VEGAS edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Can we stop a family from LOSING THEIR HOME?! And, the TOP 5 most DANGEROUS DRIVING SONGS! Subcribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: SEX U. serves it up "ANIMAL STYLE"! Meet the folks who were BORN TO BE ALIVE! And, do we finally have the proof that UFOs are real?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The Garmy raises money to help the striking artists! The future of Ralph's Christmas song! We get zapped by today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, HAPPY NATIONAL CAVIAR DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A salute to WRITERS with movie picks from the VIDEO VAULT! The premiere of new remastered REVOLVER music! And, we revisit an old classic from the files of the Garmy Game Show ... "SDRAWKCAB"! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We turn the world on with our TV TUNES TUESDAY! The stuff of Ralph's NIGHTMARES! And, a bloody battle in the "Ice Cream Beverage Wars": ICE CREAM SODA VS. MILKSHAKE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This TV TUNES TUESDAY is in the news! Do we really need a FORKLIFT holiday?! And, what little girl wants a HOBO doll?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: RIP to The Iron Sheik! Why is it called "SPRING cleaning"?! And, meet the folks who get turned on by BALLOONS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Today's ONE-HIT WONDER is in the right key! Prospector Larry has a pet MULE?! And, we remember when Bud Light was for REAL MEN by saluting a true American hero ... SPUDS MACKENZIE!

On today's #TheRalphReport: The GARMY GAME SHOW! Buddy Cop movies from the VIDEO VAULT! And, where in the WORLD do men sit down to PEE? SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport: Ralph's review of GUARDIANS Vol. 3! (Spoiler free.) Eddie gets too much for a good thing?! And, why do they call them CHOKEBERRIES?! We MUNCH them to find out! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport: The wait for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is finally over! What's the going rate for TOE SUCKING these days?! And, PRELL used to be a thing ... What happened to PRELL?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport: We're caught in the middle of a ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Ralph is a WIZARD! And, an interview with comedian TAYLOR WILLIAMSON! (And, his dog, Baby Betty.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport: It's a mod, mod TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy NATIONAL PINATA DAY! And, Stallone SINGS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport: A treasure from SHOWBIZ HISTORY! A "blue ribbon" MUNCHIN' MONDAY! And, we're reunited and COVID-free! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport: We've got your ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY right here! To RAT or NOT to RAT ... that is the question! And, another chance to WIN #BatmanDoom on DIGITAL! SUBSCRIBE: WWW.PATREON.COM/THERALPHREPORT