Who Cares? …about Ross & Patrick

The Holbertineaus check in about Patrick's adventures in child rearing by himself

Patrick and Ross get together to talk through childhood anxieties and the current cricks in their necks

They’re at it again! Talking babies, family gatherings in the time of covid, and anniversaries. What kind of anniversaries? You’ll have to listen to find out. They unpack the minutia of daily life with a baby and a dog, while wondering will they be sluts again? They reminisce about past dalliances all the while wondering, “Is Frances hearing this?” Tune in to hear your favorite new parents continue on their journey of oversharing.

Just a couple of new parents trying to think and speak clearly through the fog of sleep deprivation! Come along for a catch up episode as we discuss what it's like being back on our own in Brooklyn. No shade, but if you got to raise your kid in a non-pandemic situation with help from multiple friends and family members.... Good for you!! Wow that must be amazing. Ok never mind, we love u all

Hello Everyone! Sorry for the delay. But we're back with an audio odyssey catching up on where we've been and what's going on. Our daughter was born on June 15th! Pretty crazy to be bringing a life into this world at this particular moment. We are doing the best we can and enjoying it overall. We hope you are all safe and sound and able to find peace and justice in your own life and in your communities. We will do our best to post episodes regularly, but it's proving challenging to multi task with a 6 week old!

Thanks for listening!! We hope you're all doing well during these nutty times. We're hanging in there by listening to En Vogue and Janet Jackson.

Hello gang, we missed you! But we are back to check in. Ross is very pregnant. On this episode, for the entire 54 minutes, we discuss various perineal massage techniques that Patrick is reading about in the Penny Simkin classic, The Birth Partner. Follow us on instagram for video demonstrations!! @who.cares.podcast

We finally jump on the mics to check in with ya'll!! So sorry for the delay but the world has been postponed and also Ross was busy keeping this family afloat while Patrick wasn't feeling well. On this episode we talk about all the trash content we've been consuming to pass the time without going insane and we also discuss the future of our extracurricular relationships. Oh and there are crystals involved. Instagram: @who.cares.podcast  

If you missed our instagram Live episode from Thursday, March 26th, here's the audio from it! We hope you're all doing great. Enjoy!

Well shit is really really fucking weird right now, huh? No one knows anything about what the next several months will be like, but that doesn’t mean Ross and Patrick can’t answer some questions for you. They’ve got solicited advice for the folks who wrote in. They hope this episode will keep you entertained and maybe even a little informed while you pull yourself away from the news long enough to cry on the toilet.

This is a very special episode! Ross and Patrick check in for a few minutes to start the show and then we go to a hotel in the middle of Pennsylvania to listen in as Patrick tries to learn how to be a dad from his comedy pal Glen Tickle. Glen has two daughters, a wife, a comedy album called "(Yes, Really)," and a brand new special called "Good Grief: A Comedy About Loss and Being Bad At It." He's an all around great guy and a hilarious comic. Check him out at www.glentickle.com. Buy his new special there for download!!

Money, money, money, mooonnneeeyyy. Moooonnneeeyyy! Ya know, like the song. Ross and Patrick coming to you post couple’s business meeting so they needed to unpack said business immediately. Not as fun as sex but equally as uncomfortable to talk about. Sounds fun, right?

Have you heard the news? Pod people are getting engaged without actually meeting face to face! They are potentially mating and procreating while in the pods with the assistance of new technology that involves a blue tooth speaker, a ukulele, and goblets of wine. The apocalypse is a upon us and we must act fast. Just kidding! Love Is Blind is a new dating show on Netflix and Ross and Patrick are obsessed. The show is probably contributing to the downfall of society but who cares?! Listen to Ross and Patrick spoil the entire show by unpacking and ridiculing everything about it.

Ross & Patrick had exactly an hour to hang out together this weekend so they recorded this podcast to tell you all about wackin' off together in Puerto Rico. Happy President's Day!

Well they’re back from the tropics and they’re depressed. However, it felt like Christmas morning on Sunday in Brooklyn because after a week apart, they finally reunited with PEGGY! So all is not lost - least not in the Holbertineau house - but the nation is a full blown nightmare. While on their magical vacation in Puerto Rico, Ross and Patrick still kept tabs on the White House of Horrors and the democratic shim sham, and most importantly The Bachelor. Tune in to hear all about the food, the beach, the relaxation, and the tv watching. They missed you!

This episode is all about the Super Bowl and sports! JK, only a little bit. We love you, thanks for listening, we'll be back next week after vacation!!

Perhaps our most taboo topic yet!

This week Ross and Patrick are back to bouncing around from topic to topic. They know you missed that. While they prepare to be parents, they’re willing to dish out all the unsolicited relationship advice you didn’t ask for. Ross is reading about how to be a French parent, while Patrick wants to be the next bachelor. Come along for the bumpy ride all to the tune of the Backstreet Boys. It makes sense if you listen so just do it. For Patrick's comedy dates, go to https://www.patrickholbert.com/#shows-section Follow us on Instagram @who.cares.podcast, @rosserinstyles, @theholbertreport

A day late and several dollars short, happy 2020 everybody! We hope all your New Year dreams come true. On this episode we recap a week of revelry in the great state of Maine. It's a silly one- Patrick now does manual labor for work and Ross was kind enough to listen to his self pity for an hour. Enjoy!!