Sinopsis
Newlyweds Ross & Patrick discuss love, sex, and whatever else tickles their fancy.
Episodios
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Ep. 195 “Long Balls and a Broken Foot”
02/07/2025 Duración: 19minSupport the podcast by becoming a patreon member! www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter Follow Patrick & Ross on social media: @itspatrickholbert @itsrosserinmartineau Overview Episode 195 of 'We Hired a Sitter for This' features Patrick recording solo due to Ross's injury; highlights adaptability in content creation. Zoron Momdani's win in the Democratic mayoral primary nomination sparked satirical takes from Patrick, showcasing engagement with current events. Patrick battled strep throat mid-week, demonstrating resilience by performing on the Risk Storytelling podcast, receiving positive feedback. Ross suffered a broken foot during a pool incident, impacting family mobility and leading to an early return from a trip. The family is navigating a childcare gap as they transition from school to summer camp, requiring full-time arrangements during the interim. Patrick reminisced about childhood summers at the Ulster County pool, creating connections between past and present experiences for hi
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Ep. 194 “What a Doozy” LIMITED EPISODE
25/06/2025 Duración: 42minJoin the patreon to hear the full episode! www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter Follow us on socials @itspatrickholbert @itsrosserinmartineau Overview Patrick's daughter Franny consistently damages tissue boxes, prompting discussions on structured parenting approaches to address her behavior effectively. Notable demographic shift in NYC polling sites with younger, queer-appearing workers replacing elderly Latino volunteers, highlighting changing community dynamics. Voting error occurred when Patrick submitted an incomplete ballot, indicating potential confusion in the voting process ahead of the mayoral race. Strong support exists for progressive candidate Zoron, despite concerns over his qualifications, reflecting a desire for change in establishment politics. Significant criticism directed at Eric Adams' policies, particularly regarding his leniency towards Trump and ICE, underscoring an anti-establishment sentiment. Ross shared a personal recovery story reflecting on past financial irres
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Ep. 193 “Fascist Season” LIMITED EPISODE
18/06/2025 Duración: 49minJoin the patreon to hear the full version of this episode! www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter Follow Patrick & Ross on social media! @itspatrickholbert @itsrosserinmartineau Discussion centered on Brad Lander's arrest by ICE, raising concerns about his potential mayoral candidacy amid local political unrest. Commentary on Trump’s presidency led to fears surrounding an emerging fascist state in the USA, with a nuanced debate contrasting it against communism. Highlights from the Israel-Palestine conflict, criticizing US support for Israel amidst ongoing violence and family separations due to immigration policies. Noteworthy mention of feminist themes in the cult film 'Opus', praised for its strong storytelling despite low critical ratings. Ross and Patrick addressed personal impacts of perimenopause, blending humor with serious reflections on bodily changes. The conversation reflected on 12-step recovery programs as models of successful community support, emphasizing functional anarchy.
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Ep. 192 “Wonka War” LIMITED EPISODE
11/06/2025 Duración: 47minTo hear the full episode, join our patreon at www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter For a couple bucks, you get the full unedited episodes. For a couple bucks more after that you get extra bonus episodes and content. And the peace of mind of knowing you're supporting our little passion project of self expression and over-sharing Overview Ross recorded his first solo podcast episode (Episode 192) due to scheduling conflicts with Patrick, highlighting the challenges posed by their busy work lives. Ross taught a Tuesday yoga class and conducted a kids' session focused on mindfulness, reinforcing the importance of mental well-being in education. Ross's visit to the osteopath confirmed his spine condition is stable, showcasing the significance of regular medical care in maintaining health. Franny's upcoming 5th birthday on June 15th raises ethical dilemmas for Ross regarding convenience versus supporting larger corporations. Ross identifies as 'far left', emphasizing that ongoing social issues like
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Ep. 191 “In Awe of Thou” LIMITED EPISODE
04/06/2025 Duración: 39minOverview In this episode of the podcast, hosts Patrick and Ross share exciting show announcements, including upcoming performances in New York City, Dallas, and Portland, while also marking Pride month. Ross discusses her recent success in completing an exam for her lactation specialist training, which covers all approaches to feeding infants and highlights the challenges of medical terminology and calculations involved. The pair reflect on the rigorous certification processes for lactation counselors and therapists, emphasizing the need for continued education and the implications of various certifications. Additionally, Patrick shares a personal story about intervening in a tense conflict outside his daughter's school, prompting a discussion about biases and perceptions. The episode concludes with a reminder for listeners to support the show through Patreon for exclusive content and to attend their upcoming performances. Notes Show Announcements and Introduction (00:00 - 05:32) Patrick
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Ep. 190 “Rest in Paws”
28/05/2025 Duración: 27minOverview Commitment to Dog Ownership: Hosts reflect on their bond with dog Peggy; highlight long-term responsibilities and emotional impact. Discuss preparing for parenthood through experiences with Peggy; emphasize the emotional weight of pet mortality. Parenting Challenges with Franny: Analyze behavioral issues, including emotional outbursts and evolving tantrums as she ages. Discuss strategies for managing parental stress, maintaining calm, and the importance of boundaries while validating children's feelings. Parenting Philosophies: Host’s focus on emotional safety, open communication, and non-punitive discipline methods. Share personal stories on conflict repair with children, addressing overstimulation, and learning to meet a child's needs without fear-based tactics. Milestones and Family Growth: Celebrate significant milestones including Peggy’s 'gotcha-versary' and Franny’s fifth birthday. Reflect on changes in family dynamics and express pride in Franny's development and comm
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Ep. 189 “A Knife to the Joke Fight” LIMITED EPISODE
21/05/2025 Duración: 41minTo hear the whole episode, sign up for the patreon- www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter Also, give us both a follow: @itspatrickholbert & @itsrosserinmartineau On this episode: Balance & Mental Health: Patrick emphasizes the benefits of cycling over driving in NYC for mental health. Highlights personal challenges of juggling multiple jobs and family commitments, stressing the importance of self-care. Artistic Influence: Names Jesse Wells, Fiona Apple, and Edan as key inspirations for his work. Discusses how music and lyrics serve as a creative outlet, especially after the emotional strain of promoting his comedy special. Community & Future Plans: Recaps recent comedy shows in Tennessee, Atlanta, and Rochester, expressing gratitude for support from family and the comedy community. Plans to develop a new story for Risk podcast and consider creating a comedy special based on personal experiences. Notes ️ Podcast Introduction & Personal Updates (00:00 - 07:45) Patrick opens
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Ep. 188 “No Free Refills”
14/05/2025 Duración: 25minHi it's really Patrick writing up here on the top. The AI summary is below. Just wanted to pop in and say thanks for listening. We appreciate it! If you haven't yet considered joining our patreon, here's the page with all the info: https://patreon.com/wehiredasitter Also, remember you can follow both of us on IG where we do a lot of communicating: @itsrosserinmartineau and @itspatrick holbert Lastly, I wanted to share the links to my special again. It's on all the platforms and from what I understand I make a little more money if you buy it or rent it on Vimeo. I have zero clue if you'd then be able to watch it on a smart TV but maybe you use Vimeo anyway? I appreciate you checking it out, whatever service you try!! Amazon: https://amzn.to/4italjd AppleTV: https://apple.co/3RvwGBJ Google Play: https://bit.ly/42JrYph Microsoft: https://bit.ly/4cNPsOy Vimeo: https://bit.ly/4iqVDJC YouTubeTV Store: https://bit.ly/4iq1q20 Episode 188 Overview Podcast episode 188 recorded solo by Patrick H
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Ep. 187 “Cultural Casserole” LIMITED EPISODE
07/05/2025 Duración: 47minJoin the patreon for the cost of a deli cup of coffee per month to hear this whole episode www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter COVID-19 Recovery & Family Health: Ross recovering from COVID-19; family quarantine ongoing. Franny & Patrick tested negative. Dog Peggy had stomach issue—vet visit led to unexpected X-ray, but charges were reduced after no serious issue found. Veterinary Costs Impact: Recurring expenses for Peggy's arthritis treatment; unexpected vet bills led to using a specialized credit card. Highlighted financial strain of pet ownership; vet provided discount due to situation. Balancing Responsibilities: Ross unable to meet a doula client due to illness; arranged alternative assistance. Patrick increased parenting role, attending school events and spending time with Franny. Discussion on managing work and family commitments during quarantine. Customer Service Advocacy: Patrick faced technical issues during a movie outing; escalated the situation to management resulting in comp
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Ep. 186 “Divas Live” LIMITED EPISODE
30/04/2025 Duración: 53minFor the full episode, check us out on Patreon! https://patreon.com/wehiredasitter Rent or Buy Patrick's Special!! Amazon: https://amzn.to/4italjd AppleTV: https://apple.co/3RvwGBJ Google Play: https://bit.ly/42JrYph Microsoft: https://bit.ly/4cNPsOy Vimeo: https://bit.ly/4iqVDJC YouTubeTV Store: https://bit.ly/4iq1q20 follow these two on social media: @itspatrickholbert @itsrosserinmartineau Academic Insights: Ross Erin reflects on struggles with homework & time management; positive shift in feminist theory classes. Currently studying lactation, adopting better study habits advised by her brother. Media Vulnerability: Patrick feels exposed post-comedy special release Notes ️ Introduction and Patreon Updates (00:00 - 10:37) Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau recording with Peggy (dog) present Discussion about composting at home and difficulties handling it Patreon shout-outs to their three subscribers: Patrick's sister Rebecca (benefactor level at 12/month), a loyal friend
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Ep. 185 “He Has Risen” LIMITED EPISODE
23/04/2025 Duración: 24minBIG NEWS! Patrick's special is available in all these places. Buy it on Vimeo if you want to provide maximum support to the artist (Vimeo splits more of the money with me): Amazon: https://amzn.to/4italjd AppleTV: https://apple.co/3RvwGBJ Google Play: https://bit.ly/42JrYph Microsoft: https://bit.ly/4cNPsOy Vimeo: https://bit.ly/4iqVDJC YouTubeTV Store: https://bit.ly/4iq1q20 ALSO! If it feels nice to support my career, please consider joining our patreon for this podcast. You can do that here: http://bit.ly/3S7JRJb WE APPRECIATE YOU FOR LISTENING!! Podcast Context: Hosts Patrick Holbert & Ross Aaron Martineau recorded 'We Hired a Sitter for This' on Easter Sunday (4/20), with Patrick's comedy special airing on April 22, 2023. Noted Ross's past substance use, referencing cannabis and cocaine. College Culture Insight: Ross reminisced about Vermont's college weed culture, specifically UVM's smoke-outs pre-legalization. Mentioned visiting glass shops in Burlington; a story about his ro
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Ep. 184 “You Can’t Punch Children”
16/04/2025 Duración: 15minIn episode 184 of the podcast, the host records a solo segment to maintain the weekly Wednesday release schedule while acknowledging the absence of his co-host due to spring break. He starts by sharing exciting updates, including the upcoming release of his comedy special "Qualification" on April 22nd, which will be available for purchase or rental on streaming platforms. The host reflects on his experience with the "Troublemakers" podcast, discussing the discomfort of sharing clips featuring sensitive content and navigating the implications of doing so. He recounts a recent confrontation at a playground involving older boys playing soccer dangerously near younger children, noting his awareness of the potential for escalation given his background. The episode concludes with announcements about his upcoming shows in the Binghamton area, encouraging listeners to attend and support his comedy career, as well as to check out his appearance on "Troublemakers." Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Updates (0
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Ep. 183 “Jacked Up for a Moose Knuckle” LIMITED EPISODE
09/04/2025 Duración: 20minIn the 183rd episode of the "We Hired a Sitter for This" podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau kick off with personal anecdotes, including Patrick's new jogging routine and the recent construction noise in Brooklyn. As they transition into the main topics, they explore their unique relationship dynamics, touching on Ross's feelings towards the term 'polyamory' and recalling their contrasting high school experiences. The conversation shifts to home life, where they discuss family organization and their daughter's growth. They also delve into podcast business matters, announcing the launch of their Patreon at $5/month and hinting at exclusive content, including a comedy set from Patrick. The episode concludes with light-hearted closing remarks and a push for Patreon subscriptions, emphasizing the value of their podcast efforts. Action items include uploading the comedy set and setting the episode title to 'Jacked up for a Moose Knuckle.' ️ Podcast Introduction (00:00 - 01:30) 'We H
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Ep. 182 “Bagel Stackers” LIMITED EPISODE
02/04/2025 Duración: 23minThis is the first 23 minutes of a 49 minute episode. For the full episode, please join our patreon at www.patreon.com/whocaresabout For $1.99 per month you can hear the entirety of our regular podcast episodes. For $5 or more a month- (It's a pay-what-you-will structure) you will get lots of extra pod cast episodes with juicy details and other comedy/yoga/birth work content. In the latest episode of the podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This," hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau kick off by discussing their personal health challenges, including dealing with persistent illness and sore throats after a recent trip to Denver. They talk about their TV viewing habits, specifically the shows "Severance" and "White Lotus," and the impact of separate viewing experiences. The conversation then shifts to Ross's involvement in a lactation eating specialist program, highlighting societal issues surrounding women's bodies and breastfeeding. The duo also reflects on their exercise routines, struggles to incorporat
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Ep. 181 “Puke & Rally”
26/03/2025 Duración: 29minIn the latest episode of the 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast, hosted by Ross and Patrick, they convene in a lively outdoor setting in Centennial, Colorado, amidst the background buzz of construction noise. The episode kicks off with a humorous recount of travel mishaps, including an early morning cab ride incident involving Ross's daughter, Fran, which set the tone for their family visit, crowded with 12 relatives sharing a house. The discussion delves into Ross's surprising experience at a hot yoga class, where the unanticipated heat led to lightheadedness and an emotional outburst, drawing parallels to the intensity of such experiences. The hosts also cherish moments spent with family, like ice cream binges, and consider expanding their podcast's reach through Patreon subscription tiers, as they contemplate recording a podcast with their siblings that evening. Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Setting (00:00 - 05:00) Ross and Patrick hosting the 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast, episode
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Ep. 180 “Children of Pauls”
19/03/2025 Duración: 49minIn episode 180 Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau first focused on the technical setup by checking audio levels and introducing themselves, alongside their pet Peggy Pickles. Next, they delved into a financial discussion about populating their Patreon page with unique content, including a potential naked comedy set, and the importance of hiring a financial counselor. They also shared updates on personal projects like Patrick's upcoming documentary and comedy special, grappling with the uncertainties of income from these ventures. The conversation shifted to family life, including anecdotes from a recent outing with their daughter, followed by plans for an upcoming trip to Colorado for family visits and comedy shows, with a mention of exploring Meow Wolf. Finally, they lightheartedly joked about their fathers and considered a reality show concept featuring them, while also expressing interest in researching their family genealogy. Key action items included setting up their Patreon account, meeting with a
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Ep. 179 “American Pickers”
12/03/2025 Duración: 52minIn Episode 179 of "We Hired a Sitter For This," hosts Ross Erin Martineau and Patrick Holbert initiated the session with a personal anecdote from Ross about his past nose injury, setting a conversational tone. They delved into topics of body image, discussing dermatillomania, body dysmorphia, and societal pressures surrounding physical appearance, while reflecting on their evolving self-perceptions with age; this included conversations about aging, physical discomfort, and the objectification of women's bodies. They also shared insights on entertainment, discussing reality TV and CBS sitcoms, before transitioning to the challenges of freelance work, covering issues such as late payments, advocacy for fair treatment, and the effects of AI on their industry. Key action items included Ross's plans to set up a Patreon for listener engagement and revenue, while Patrick needs to secure HBO Max login details for future show discussions. Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Setup (00:05 - 10:27) Recording
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Ep. 178 “Expired Hand Cream”
05/03/2025 Duración: 50minGO TO ROSS' YOGA FUNDRAISER! INFO HERE Overview In the "Expired Hand Cream" podcast recording, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau discuss various topics while managing technical difficulties from their remote locations in Appleton, Wisconsin, and Brooklyn, New York. The meeting opens with an introduction and conversation about the challenges of podcasting remotely, followed by Patrick contemplating an extended stay in Appleton and the associated accommodation logistics. Personal anecdotes emerge, including Patrick's purchases for skincare and their differing perspectives on shopping habits. The duo then dives into their entertainment preferences, reminiscing about past vacations and current favorite shows. They also update each other on work-related projects, including a fundraiser yoga class Ross is planning and Patrick's upcoming comedy gigs, while considering a Patreon setup for their podcast. Action items were assigned to both hosts, including deciding on accommodation and coordinating fu
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Ep. 177 “Backward Peg Leg”
26/02/2025 Duración: 43minOverview In episode 177 of the “We Hired a Sitter for This” podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Martineau reflect on their eight years of marriage and podcasting, while sharing personal updates including Ross’s upcoming yoga class fundraiser on March 8th and his 11-day trip, as well as Patrick’s fitness journey. They also discuss their careers—Patrick’s role as a life coach and Ross’s work as a yoga instructor and postpartum doula—before brainstorming ideas for establishing a Patreon account to offer additional content, including yoga classes and Ross’s journey of sobriety as he celebrates 16 years. Action items include preparing for the yoga fundraiser, sourcing a microphone for yoga classes, and setting up the Patreon account. Notes
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Ep. 176 “Stage 4 Billionaire”
19/02/2025 Duración: 43minOverview In the Solo Podcast Recording meeting titled "Stage 4 Billionaire," host Patrick Holbert introduces the latest episode of his podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This" and shares personal updates, including reflections on his 8th wedding anniversary and a recent comedy show experience. He reminisces about childhood rollerblading, discusses the complexities of adult friendships, and expresses concerns about wealth inequality and economic challenges, particularly in the subscription-based economy. Alongside critiques of social media's impact on artists and views on Trump's policies, Patrick outlines his upcoming comedy performances and expresses a commitment to advancing his career in comedy and filmmaking. Key action items include performing at various venues, participating in a fundraiser, and attending a film premiere. Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Personal Updates (00:00 - 09:36) Patrick Holbert introduces 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast Discusses personal appearance an