Sinopsis
Newlyweds Ross & Patrick discuss love, sex, and whatever else tickles their fancy.
Episodios
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Ep. 176 “Stage 4 Billionaire”
19/02/2025 Duración: 43minOverview In the Solo Podcast Recording meeting titled "Stage 4 Billionaire," host Patrick Holbert introduces the latest episode of his podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This" and shares personal updates, including reflections on his 8th wedding anniversary and a recent comedy show experience. He reminisces about childhood rollerblading, discusses the complexities of adult friendships, and expresses concerns about wealth inequality and economic challenges, particularly in the subscription-based economy. Alongside critiques of social media's impact on artists and views on Trump's policies, Patrick outlines his upcoming comedy performances and expresses a commitment to advancing his career in comedy and filmmaking. Key action items include performing at various venues, participating in a fundraiser, and attending a film premiere. Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Personal Updates (00:00 - 09:36) Patrick Holbert introduces 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast Discusses personal appearance an
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Ep. 175 “A Brief Hold”
12/02/2025 Duración: 21minOverview In the latest episode of "We Hired a Sitter for This," the host shares a candid monologue reflecting on their challenging week, marked by fatigue from recent flu and Covid vaccinations, and the struggles of juggling a busy career as a stand-up comedian in New York City while managing financial stress. The episode recounts enjoyable weekend moments spent playing in the snow with their daughter, Franny, and visiting the Whitney Museum, though it took a turn as post-outing food choices led to health concerns. The host discusses a particularly tough day at work dealing with mental health clients and a chaotic encounter with an impatient customer at a car rental, highlighting the pressures of capitalism and customer service expectations. Throughout the monologue, the host expresses a desire to adopt healthier eating habits and a commitment to maintain a consistent podcast release schedule while embracing more of the cultural experiences New York City has to offer. Notes ️ Podcast Introdu
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Ep. 174 “Documental Health”
05/02/2025 Duración: 41minOverview In the podcast episode titled "174 Pod.mp3," co-host Patrick Holbert shares insights into his journey with the show "We Hired a Sitter for This," originally launched in 2017 as "Who Cares about Ross and Patrick?" This episode features a solo discussion about the exciting launch of the documentary trailer for "Tom Dustin: Portrait of a Comedian," which Patrick directed and filmed alongside Joe List, highlighting themes of friendship, career paths, and mental health in the comedy realm. He also reflects on his past documentary experiences, including challenging shoots from MTV's True Life series, and looks ahead to upcoming comedy shows and a special set to release on Comedy Dynamics in April. Action items for listeners include watching the documentary trailer and attending Patrick's live shows. Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Background (00:00 - 11:01) Podcast titled "We Hired a Sitter for This" Started with wife Ross Martineau in 2017 Changed name from "Who Cares about Ro
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Ep. 173 “Gabby’s Dollhouse of Horrors”
29/01/2025 Duración: 46minIn the latest episode of 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast, titled "Gabby's Dollhouse of Horrors," Patrick records solo from his home studio in Bushwick, NYC, utilizing the time freed up by a client cancellation to discuss various personal and professional updates. He shares insights on his renewed commitment to treadmill workouts and candidly addresses struggles with sugar addiction, while also reflecting on recent stand-up performances, including a surprise gig at a fundraiser. Patrick recounts a challenging family outing to the Brooklyn Children’s Museum and contemplates upcoming travel plans, including shows in Wisconsin and a family trip to Colorado. As he looks toward the future, he considers potential shifts in his podcasting career and outlines actionable steps for enhancing his show’s reach, such as booking studio time with guests and improving his website. Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Setup (00:00 - 07:56) Episode 173 of 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast Patrick recording alon
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Ep. 172 “Concert of Farts”
22/01/2025 Duración: 47minIn Episode 172 of the podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This," the host presents a solo episode that opens with a humorous anecdote involving a misunderstanding with their daughter over a bathroom incident, leading to reflections on the complexities of a post-truth society. The conversation transitions into the host's fascination with spiritual and paranormal topics, including telepathy, reincarnation, and aliens, while balancing skepticism and belief in the supernatural. The episode recounts the host's recent trip to Salem for the premiere of a Tom Dustin documentary, where technical sound issues contrasted with the audience's warm reception. As the episode unfolds, the host reflects on aspirations to create more documentaries amid financial concerns and a philosophical contemplation of life's purpose rooted in love. It concludes with a recap of recent comedy gigs, highlights the supportive community within comedy, and addresses uncertainties regarding the podcast's future and audience engagement, with action i
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Ep. 171 “Do You Know Who I Am??”
15/01/2025 Duración: 51minOverview Notes Comedy Career and Business (00:00 - 09:59) Patrick and Gastor discuss inspirational business meeting Gastor's business acumen comes from his father Gastor sold candies in high school for profit Patrick hoarded money as a kid due to scarcity mindset Discussion on balancing creativity and business mindset Comedy Industry Insights (09:59 - 19:44) Mark Normand's approach to joke writing as a money-making venture Gastor's plan to highlight his skills and collaborate more this year Patrick's experience with new material and upcoming special Discussion on work ethic in comedy and success Comedy Shows and Venues (19:44 - 29:35) Gianmarco's work ethic and success discussed Importance of performing frequently and in various venues Alex's success with vegan restaurant and comedy career Discussion on comedy rooms in restaurants and bars Comedy Challenges and Etiquette (29:36 - 37:37) Debate on pitching oneself for shows and opportuniti
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Ep. 170 “Two Cry Limit”
08/01/2025 Duración: 48minOverview In an informal discussion, participants reminisced about memorable experiences from 2005, including social gatherings and the cultural impact of shows like The Apprentice, particularly focusing on Donald Trump's early public persona. They shared anecdotes from a New Year’s Eve party that blended family friends and comedians, highlighting the unique dynamics of such interactions, particularly with karaoke involved. Topics evolved to parenting, where they discussed appropriate restaurant behavior for children and established a 'two-cry rule' for public settings while suggesting ways to compensate disturbed diners. Conversations continued on living arrangements with parents, weighing the benefits of proximity to family against independence, before transitioning to creative ambitions for the New Year, including goals for a YouTube channel and the challenges of content creation. Action items were identified, including producing more clips for the YouTube channel, posting recorded shows, and considerin
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Ep. 169 “Fun to the Head”
01/01/2025 Duración: 27minAs we were recording this felt like the last podcast of 2024, not the first of 2025. So please pardon our appearance and attitude and general malaise. This one was recorded mainly to keep the streak alive. Ross didn’t want to do it and I barely did either. But we are here and perhaps there’s a nugget of truth or connection that will bring some pleasure into your day? Thanks for listening!! Here’s to a happy and healthy new year.
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Ep. 168 “Merry BMX-mas”
25/12/2024Overview In episode 168 of the "We Hired a Sitter for this" podcast, the hosts engage in a light-hearted conversation on various topics, starting with a humorous take on the Elf on the Shelf tradition and fond childhood memories associated with Christmas ornaments and gifts, such as an NBA Live game and a GT performer BMX bike. They explore family dynamics, sharing anecdotes about sibling relationships, parental favoritism, and the memories of childhood squabbles. The discussion transitions to "old man strength," where they recount physical confrontations with family members and the differences in fighting style across ages. They reflect on physical fitness, aging, and the commitment required for fitness activities like stand-up comedy versus working out. The episode also touches on holiday traditions, family gatherings, and the challenges of hosting, while celebrating the milestone of the podcast completing its 52nd episode, marking a full year of weekly episodes. Notes Christmas Discussion (00
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Ep. 167 “You’re The Monster”
18/12/2024 Duración: 52minOverview In the latest episode of the podcast, titled "167 pod," the hosts, reunited after a week apart, delved into various personal and professional topics. They discussed the potential departure of co-host Ross from the show, shared Thanksgiving travel stories that highlighted car troubles, and explored broader issues like the mechanical problems with Patrick's vehicle and financially challenging circumstances with trade-in valuations. The conversation then shifted to their comedy careers, touching on recent gigs, the dynamics of performing with fellow comedians, and the pressures of late-night shows. Additionally, they reflected on their career trajectories compared to younger peers, noted personal growth, and exchanged financial insights regarding car buying. The meeting concluded with action items for Patrick to research financing options and to prepare for an upcoming Christmas Day recording. Notes ️ Podcast Recording (00:09 - 10:44) Two hosts reunited after recording separately last
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Ep. 166 “All The Dads Are Dying”
11/12/2024 Duración: 48minOverview In episode 166 of the podcast 'We Hired a Sitter for this', host Patrick Holbert opens with a personal update, candidly discussing his busy work life and recent feelings of burnout, including a Thanksgiving incident that left him self-conscious about his weight. The episode continues with Patrick announcing his upcoming comedy projects, such as his first special set for release on Amazon in 2025 and the premiere of the Tom Dustin documentary in January. He reflects on solo parenting while his wife is in yoga training, highlighting the challenges of balancing family life with late-night comedy gigs. As he navigates concerns about aging and relevance in the comedy scene, Patrick expresses financial struggles and the importance of connecting with younger audiences. The episode concludes with his contemplations on mortality and future plans, extending gratitude to listeners and encouraging them to share the podcast. Action items include improving communication for scheduling and promoting his upcomin
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Ep. 165 “Wayne Montana & DMX”
04/12/2024 Duración: 49minIn the latest episode of the podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This," titled Episode 165, hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte kicked off with a discussion about social media, including Patrick's handle change and Gastor's new commercial project, while reflecting on DMX's influential legacy. The conversation transitioned into innovative marketing strategies for films like Gladiator 2 and Smile, as well as debates surrounding NFL kickers. As the episode progressed, Gastor proposed a humorous conspiracy theory linking Joe Montana and Wayne Gretzky, followed by discussions on various conspiracy theories and recommendations for documentaries. The hosts explored how modern technology influences documentary quality and shared personal insights on parenting's effect on entertainment choices. The podcast concluded with Gastor’s experience of facing an acting rejection, emphasizing resilience in the entertainment industry, before correcting the episode number to 165. Action items included Patrick suggesting documenta
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Ep. 164 “Screen Name Cohesion”
27/11/2024 Duración: 42minIn episode 164 of the podcast, the hosts engage in a lively discussion that begins with a dive into hip hop culture, where Patrick shares past rap names and contemplates producing beats with Ableton, despite Gastor’s humorous discouragement. The conversation quickly shifts to Patrick's inconsistent social media branding, prompting Gastor's critique of his current strategy and a recounting of farm experiences. As the episode progresses, the hosts pressure Patrick to update his Instagram handle, which he does mid-episode, emphasizing the importance of consistent branding. The latter part of the podcast includes a debate on Ryan Reynolds' career and appeal, with insights into personal growth and relationship dynamics, capped off by action items for Patrick to align all his social media handles for better cohesion. ***This summary was written by a robot*** Follow us on social media @itspatrickholbert @GastorAlmonte
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Ep. 163 “Nice Pants Bro”
20/11/2024 Duración: 54minIn the podcast recording of episode 163 of "We Hired a Sitter for This," hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte engage in a lively discussion covering a range of topics. They kick off with personal updates, including Gastor's memorable experience at the World Series with his father, celebrating the latter’s recovery from chemotherapy, making for a heartfelt conversation about baseball as a familial bond. The duo then shifts gears to fashion, where they explore Gastor’s extensive hat collection and care routine, contrasting it with Patrick’s minimalist style, while also brainstorming a stand-up fashion challenge web series. The discussion evolves into the impact of parenting on children's futures, touching on Gastor's children’s educational paths and Patrick's observations on sports opportunities for urban youth. They reflect on career choices, with Gastor contemplating balancing comedy with traditional employment and Patrick discussing long-term financial security in the arts. The podcast concludes with dis
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Ep. 162 “Ryan Reynolds for President”
13/11/2024 Duración: 46minSummary written by an eavesdropping AI robot: In the informal podcast recording held on November 5, 2023, participants engaged in a lively discussion covering a variety of topics. The meeting began with a conversation about the upcoming Election Day on November 5, 2024, sharing experiences from past elections and expressing mixed feelings regarding potential outcomes. The hosts then shifted to reflections on their recent acting projects, including the pressures faced by comedians, highlighting notable figures like Ryan Reynolds. This was followed by a conversation about the recent New York City Marathon, focusing on personal fitness goals and the dedication necessary for marathon training. The group then ventured into habits around reading, discussing book recommendations and strategies for reducing phone usage before bed, including plans for creating a cozy reading space at home. Finally, the discussion culminated in an exploration of hip hop music, its literary significance, and its cultural impacts, parti
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Ep. 161 “Emotional Embargo”
06/11/2024 Duración: 52minIn the latest episode of the WHASFT podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau reconnect, sharing personal updates and reflections on various topics including Halloween decorations, the upcoming election, and Ross' return after a brief hiatus. They delve into their past experiences with addiction and recovery, touching on the 12-step program and the complexities of maintaining sobriety and relationships. A discussion about their recent visit to a haunted house leads to lighthearted conversations about dating and family life, particularly focusing on their daughter Franny's reactions to their behavior. They also contemplate potential work opportunities that could take Patrick to Europe, along with the accompanying challenges of family separation. The meeting concludes with action items for both hosts, including preparing affirmations for family support and plans for a stationery store visit.
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Ep. 160 “It’s Tone, Bro”
30/10/2024 Duración: 45minIn the latest podcast recording meeting, the hosts delved into various topics centered around comedy and family, starting with Patrick Holbert's experiences at open mics and the evolving landscape of comedy specials, including a discussion on the necessity of uniqueness in performances. They highlighted notable works such as Sarah Tolemache's special and Tom Dustin's documentary, while Patrick shared his uncertainty regarding his career trajectory. The conversation then shifted to family dynamics, specifically addressing a Reddit post about adult-only gatherings and reflecting on personal anecdotes related to children's behavior at events. The hosts exchanged insights on planning children's birthday parties, weighing the pros and cons of different venues. Lastly, they explored parenting strategies, emphasizing the important role grandparents play in managing kids' behavior during social events. Action items included Patrick's follow-up on a show booking and brainstorming creative concepts for future comedy sp
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Ep. 159 “Let The Record Show”
23/10/2024 Duración: 49minIn the latest episode of the podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This," hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte discuss a range of topics, beginning with updates on Patrick's solo parenting journey while his wife, Ross, undergoes yoga teacher training, and her desire to clarify some misconceptions about her smoking habits. The hosts delve into home maintenance challenges, particularly Patrick's attempt to fix a bathroom faucet, and reflect on family dynamics, including his daughter Franny’s evolving comfort preferences and the difficulties of watching children's shows. The conversation then shifts to pop culture, covering Gastro's aversion to musical theater and Patrick's passion for documentaries, before exploring ideas for new projects, such as a show about hype men in hip-hop and a possible documentary on the Montreal Expos. The episode concludes with actionable items for both hosts, aiming to further develop their creative pursuits. ***This Summary was written by a robot***
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Ep. 158 “P.C. Regina”
16/10/2024 Duración: 44minHang on by the skin of your feet for this adrenaline rush of an episode!!
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Ep. 157 “Custom Country Club”
09/10/2024 Duración: 01h03sPatrick has a rough gig at a country club and Gastor helps him turn lemons into mangú.