Chapel Bell Curve

Yara and Nathan are back, and we have a lot of feelings. Yara has some things to say about the coaching staff, Nathan tries to talk you all back from the edge, and we break down another heartbreaker for the Dawgs. Qualitative Review - 3:19Quantitative Review - 1:01:33 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Yara and Nathan are here to kick ass, chew bubblegum, and make raunchy jokes about the Yellowhammer state. And they're all out of bubblegum. The Bama preview is here. Yara has Gen Z beef, Nathan has storylines and stats, and we're appealing to every Dawg out their to appeal to whatever God, spirit, or force they worship. Let's break 'em. News Updates - 1:46Qualitative Preview - 14:55Quantitative Preview - 39:25 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Yara and Nathan are here to celebrate the loss by the Volunteers to our Dawgs. We're here to talk about the humiliation of the Gators, some notes and quotes, and gasp a significant number of actual stats. It's a vintage episode for an ass-kicking that we've come to expect. News Updates - 4:06Georgia Quotes and Notes - 13:56Qualitative Review - 25:01Quantitative Review - 45:53#AskCBC - 1:07:23  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Listen, no one likes orange, we know that for sure. To help us get in that anti-orange mindset, your two indefatigable co-hosts are here to hate on Tennessee, talk about some number, and release of the pressure and anxiety caused by wondering how good Gunner Stockton actually is. News Updates - 4:18Qualitative Preview -  16:02Quantitative Preview - 28:49 #askcbc - 55:06 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Yara and Nathan are back! Join us today to review a rain delayed victory over the Governors. We've got reactions (shrugging emoji), vibes, and some stats for those of you who don't read spreadsheets for fun. Also, Yara doesn't blame Mike Bobo. We're making progress!  News Updates - 2:51Qualitative Review - 15:50Quantitative Review - 31:41 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

It's FCS weekend, and as always, we enter the episode not knowing what we're going to talk about, and leave an hour letter after editing out a shocking amount of Nathan Ranting. Yara is here to play sheepdog, Nathan has thoughts, neither of us have a lot to say about a game without a line, and we're enjoying watching Alabama fall like a failed Soviet satellite state. News Update - 4:09Qualitative Preview - 38:31Quantitative Preview - 45:35 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Nathan and Yara are back in action this week to talk about the Dawgs destruction of the Herd last Saturday. Yara hates Carson Beck, but is ok with Mike Bobo. Nathan has reservations about the offensive line, but likes how the defense is out for a day at the Dawg park. We all love KJ Bolden and Zachariah Branch, and we've got the stats and ratings to prove it. Oh, also, there's a Dragon Con corner from our little freak Nathan. News Updates - 3:03Qualitative Review - 17:41Quantitative Review - 36:10  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on BlueSkyChap

Yara learned an important lesson this week: don't order a seafood boil in West Georgia at 2 a.m. Hopefully you can learn something important today as well: what to expect from the Dawgs in 2025. We're here to break down this team from top to bottom, and get you ready for this weekends matchup against the Thundering Heard.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

It's CFB preseason and everything feels a little bit better. The grass is greener, the birdsong is more beautiful, and the BS of the world is easier to ignore. Yara and Nathan are here to celebrate these good vibes with the SEC preview. We're previewing all 15 non-UGA SEC teams. Asking the hard questions like, "Is Texas back?" and "Hold on, Oklahoma is in the SEC?"   If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Yara and Nathan are back to talk about the Sugar Bowl. But first, we're going to break down how we fared at the SECCG, talk about holiday movies, and set expectations for Gunner Stockton.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah 

Against all odds, the Dawgs are playing in the SEC Championship game this weekend. Yara and Nathan are here to get you ready. We've got storylines, a vibes check, some juicy stats, and predictions for this weekends game. Come for the numbers, stay for Yara explaining how Kirby smart is a shady bitch.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah 

We made it through the longest day of the year, the hopefully-not-annual tradition of going into 8 overtimes against an outmatched Georgia Tech team. Yara and Nathan survived - barely - and are here to talk you through it all. Including a Mike Bobo rant from someone other than Yara, talk about the circles of hell, and enough stats to make you kinda sad about where this team is.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on T

You know that place where genuine human connection would go if your family wasn't The Way It Is?  We made a two-hour long episode to feel those awkward spaces this week, and get you through Thanksgiving to Clean, Old Fashioned Hate. Yara and Nathan are back with vintage Yara rage, Thanksgiving Hot takes, stats, and the triumphant return of #askcbc. Dig in folks, and ignore your family members for a while.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelB

Yara and Nathan are here this week to do what the Dawgs look to do this Saturday: take care of business. Join us as we review the Tennessee game, breakdown the stats you need to know, and figure out what we can expect - and what we want - from the rest of the season. Qualitative - 3:08Quantitative - 41:26 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah 

Have you hated the color orange today? If you haven't, now is the time. Yara and Nathan are back to talk about the Body Farm (which is actually pretty neat), hate on the hillbilly brigade, and break down a matchup that is surprisingly hard to predict. Why do Vegas and the numbers disagree? Why does Mike Bobo get paid 2.4 million dollars? We'll answer all of these questions tomorrow on the Tennessee preview. Qualitative Preview - 3:56Quantitative Preview - 19:41 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comY

It's time to deal with the thing we fear the most. Not a loss to a conference opponent, or humiliation at the hands of the SEC's most annoyingly waspy fanbase, but therapy. Yara and Nathan are here to be with you in this group session. We're gonna talk it all out. We go over our days (Yara saw two scary movies, and only one of them was the UGA offense), talk about What This Means going forward, chat about stats, and hopefully make ourselves feel better. Qualitative Review - 2:30Quantitative Review  - 34:04 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ol

Yara and Nathan are with the episode you've been waiting for. We're talking about Heighty Teighty, Land Sharks, Joey Freshwater, and all the dirt Yara can find. We're breaking down the game, talking about stats, and giving our predictions. We're here with the Ole Miss Preview. Highlights Include Qualitative Preview - 3:57#AskCBC - 37:03Quantitative Preview - 53:24 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @Natha

Hello! Nothing crazy going on today, nope, everything's fine. The only thing of note that we have to talk about is the Florida review. Nathan and Yara are here to walk you through their weekends, psychoanalyze a quarterback, and use the Vibe Chart (TM TM TM) to talk about where we are in the season. CW: Nathan talks about some pretty intense stuff going on in his proffesional life during the qualitative review.  Wanted to give a content warning for self-harm, mental health issues, and suicide at the section marked below. Highlights include: Qualitative Review - 03:20Content Warning - 17:53Qualitative Review Pt. 2 - 20:53Quantitative Review - 25:44 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel thi

It's hate week. We know you have all been hating the gators like you should, but we're here to help you put that little bit of extra juice into it. Yara, Nathan, and Macon Dawg are here with a plus-sized CBC episode to walk you through why we hate florida, break down the game, talk about stats, and seriously you guys, just hate the gators so much.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceYara M

We're back, y'all! Yara and Nathan are here to review the Dawgs' biggest win of the season, a 30 - 15 defeat of the #1 Texas Longhorns. Yara's mom has a connection to God, Nathan lost a bet by predicting a Texas win and has to eat a steak, and Yara still hasn't forgiven you, Michael Bobo. Qualitative Review - 2:51Quantitative Review - 38:59 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceYara Manasrah